Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?

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  • CyberHustler
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    • Feb 2006
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    #1

    Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?

    I thought it wouldn't work, but it did. And now my wife is pissed.
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
  • Orsm
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    • Aug 2001
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    #2
    The old 'cup of curry' trick...
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    • WDjay
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      • Feb 2006
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      #3
      It's called a buttercup

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      • fl_prn_str
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        #4
        you have been watching this movie way too much..........

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        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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          #5
          Tht is sick

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          • BIGTYMER
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            #6
            No, can't say I have.

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            • Miguel T
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              #7
              Million times!

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              • Vitasoy
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                #8
                haha no. But I might do it now.. ;)


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                • madawgz
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                  #9
                  lol what a dirty trick!
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                  • TheSenator
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                    #10
                    Yeah, it is called a "cup of beef".
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                    • Spunky
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                      #11
                      No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

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                      • Vlad
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spunky
                        No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

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                        • CyberHustler
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                          • Feb 2006
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                          #13
                          bump....
                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                          • E Guru
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                            #14
                            I like holding the woman under the covers, kick and scream, haha
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                            • Warning Pages
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                              #15
                              did that yesturday to my wife........man was she pissed lol
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                              • L-Pink
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                                #16
                                I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....


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                                • CyberHustler
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                                  • Feb 2006
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                                  #17
                                  since i first started this thread.. my wife has gotten even by waiting till i deeply inhaled when i was sleeping (i sleep with my mouth open) to release one... that was fuuuuuucked up!
                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                  • Funbrunette
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                                    #18
                                    I must be fucking tired because I can't stop laughing!
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                                    • Quagmire
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                                      #19
                                      Sounds like the poor man's version of a dutch oven.

                                      Save a few for bed time, tuck in the sheets nice and tight, then fart and pull the sheets over her head. She'll love you forever.

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                                      • Mighty Chin
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                                        #20
                                        We Call It "The Cup And Throw"
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                                        • BluewireAngie
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                                          #21
                                          Hahaha!!!! YES, I always do it to my younger sister before... lol
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                                          • Fresh
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            No,but I shit in my hand and threw it at tourists once

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                                            • CIVMatt
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                                              #23
                                              lol... hows your site runnin?
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                                              • xNetworx
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                                                #24
                                                I'm just pissed this thread got 5 times more replies than my last business thread

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                                                • Funbrunette
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                                                  #25
                                                  You should all ask Evil Chris about the shaving cream cap and farting in it.... He LOVES to tell that story! One of the many reasons I fell in love with him!
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                                                  • karlm
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                                                    #26
                                                    The good old pocket fart
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                                                      • RhiannonAPM
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                                                        #28
                                                        My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
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                                                        • Gnat69
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                                                          #29
                                                          I will have to remember that one
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                                                          • RyuLion
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                                                            #30
                                                            Will have to try this one on my bro..

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                                                            • HDADULT
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                                                              #31
                                                              Cup of Curry baaaaaaaaaaahahhaha
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                                                              • VicD
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Orsm
                                                                The old 'cup of curry' trick...
                                                                Mr.ORSM, that's a low postcount

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                                                                • gimo33
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  yeah. have to run after i did that. LOL
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                                                                  • E$_manager
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    you guys are sick
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                                                                    • Nylz
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RhiannonAPM
                                                                      My boyfriend does it to me every chance he gets, or he'll pin me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
                                                                      No sig.

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                                                                      • majorbitch
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Oh..that's sick =( Seriously!

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                                                                        • I Like Chocolate
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          It's a great trick. The key is mastering the "cup" more so than the "throw." It's a two part trick but the cup part is key.

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                                                                          • puta
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                                                                            • Jan 2006
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                            I've farted in tupperware and saved it .....


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                                                                            haha! gotta try that one... Perhaps put it in the freezer for months?

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                                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by RhiannonAPM
                                                                              My boyfriend pins me down on the couch with his legs and let one go in my face. That shit is not cool!!
                                                                              lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked
                                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                              • Scott McD
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yeah i still do that sometimes. Pisses them off big time.

                                                                                Not so good when someone does it back though...


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                                                                                • iWeb_Iya
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                                                                                  lol thanks... my wife just read this and feels better that she's not alone. But sometimes i do that to her naked
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                                                                                  • Barefootsies
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Nope. But I've shit in a bag, lit it on fire, and throw it at a door.

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      No. But this is a true story...

                                                                                      When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear.

                                                                                      I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me.

                                                                                      I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!!

                                                                                      HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.

                                                                                      He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny.

                                                                                      But hey, fuck him, he started it right?

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                                                                                      • CyberHustler
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads
                                                                                        Last edited by CyberHustler; 05-07-2006, 07:12 AM.
                                                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                        • dragon9
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          No.....,i haven't.

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                                                                                          • CyberHustler
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                                                                                            had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads
                                                                                            what the hell was I talking about?
                                                                                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Never but this video about kills me every time I watch it.

                                                                                              http://thatvideosite.com/video/2080

                                                                                              Pure fart comedic genius.
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                                                                                              • Kevin Marx
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                kid on my football team used to do this during practice. We would be in the huddle (he was a tackle or a guard). Would rip one and hand a nice ol buttercup to the QB or give one to a running back.

                                                                                                Even worse was when you were on the sidelines and he would give you one.... they were nasty.
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                                                                                                • Aneros Josh
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Where I'm from it's called a "Fart Grenade"

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                                                                                                  • Violetta
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    haha... I'd be dead if I did that.
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