Ever farted in your hand and threw it in someones face?

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  • carol.prime
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    • Jul 2006
    • 6960
    #51
    no..and ill never do that!!
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      • gaffket42024
        Registered User
        • May 2007
        • 39
        #52
        who

        who hasent done that i just did it to my girl this morning...she kicked me out of bed
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          • Yo Adrian
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            • Apr 2002
            • 6326
            #53
            I did once . . . it was hilarious!!!
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              • geedub
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 3489
                #54
                here in wisco we call it a cup of death... first heard it from this super super fat dude who did the best donald duck impression ever
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                  • CyberHustler
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                    • Feb 2006
                    • 28759
                    #55
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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
                        • 51460
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Quagmire
                        Sounds like the poor man's version of a dutch oven.
                        You so read my mind.
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                          • Zuzana Designs
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 20900
                            #57
                            LOL this thread came back from the dead

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                              • Kudles
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                                • Feb 2003
                                • 5477
                                #58
                                LOL no!! But I have had it happen to me
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                                  • JamesK
                                    hi
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 16731
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by RedShoe
                                    No. But this is a true story...

                                    When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear.

                                    I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me.

                                    I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!!

                                    HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.

                                    He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny.

                                    But hey, fuck him, he started it right?
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                                      • SomeCreep
                                        :glugglug
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 26118
                                        #60
                                        ya, i do that everyday. It's a great way to make friends.

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                                          • bloggingseo
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                                            • May 2007
                                            • 1793
                                            #61
                                            LOL you don't even want to know what my brother used to do. He'd do the ol' fart right on his finger and stick his finger in my nose. OMG it was so disgusting

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                                              • geedub
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                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 3489
                                                #62
                                                we call that a cup of death in these parts
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                                                  • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 3884
                                                    #63
                                                    lol ew didnt know that could work, i'd be damned if a guy tried doing that shit to me





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                                                      • tranza
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                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559
                                                        #64
                                                        That's disgusting..LOL
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