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nofx · 04-19-2006, 08:13 PM

I Know I Am!!

High Plains Drifter · 04-19-2006, 08:31 PM

Whoah there, teen-angst. Four-twenty is a day of roasting fatties.

madawgz · 04-19-2006, 08:35 PM

seriously, its on the same day?

reynold · 04-20-2006, 12:43 AM

will it be observed on GFY? I sense a flooding of hate threads

jacked · 04-20-2006, 12:45 AM

fuck the bullshit and smoke some weed

2HousePlague · 04-20-2006, 12:48 AM

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2hp

milambur · 04-20-2006, 12:52 AM

Well, since it's my birthday.....

nofx · 04-20-2006, 12:48 PM

HAPPY birfday hilter

happy birfday to the dead columbine kids

BigCashCrew · 04-20-2006, 01:39 PM

happy birdday?

CDSmith · 04-20-2006, 01:41 PM

Who's "hilter"?

Deej · 04-20-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

seriously, its on the same day?

Harris and Klebold premeditated the Columbine incident and planned it to be on this date, due to Hitlers birthday...

Quagmire · 04-20-2006, 02:24 PM

Yay. Some teens killed some other teens in America. Thats a day to remember (twirls finger)

David! · 04-20-2006, 02:29 PM

that's for adolf, may he rot in peace

germ · 04-20-2006, 03:36 PM

also Oklahoma City and Waco were yesterday.

Nylz · 04-20-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Who's "hilter"?

germ · 04-20-2006, 05:44 PM

this is what you're supposed to be doing today.

SetTheWorldonFire · 04-20-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

this is what you're supposed to be doing today.

Phoenix · 05-24-2006, 07:16 AM

you move out of your moms place yet dipshit?

babsy · 05-24-2006, 07:35 AM

Nofx isn't an especially good troll. Look, if you're going to troll, it has to be subtle. I'll give you an example. On slashdot the other day, there was a story about a new feature being dumped from the latest version of Firefox. Slashdotters are known as being voracious in their defence of anything and everything Firefoxish, and this was no exception. One smart troll, however, posted this:

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Just like Microsoft, Firefox developers have gotten stuck on the feature-creep treadmill. Instead of fixing incessant crashes and debilitating memory leaks, they add more whiz-bang features to compete with the "enemy". Instead of adding features to make their browser more robust and responsive, they add more crap to make it bigger, slower, and buggier.

Firefox is no longer about doing the right thing. It's now all about one-upping Microsoft at their own stupid game, and the users are suffering for it. Open Source developers, apparently, are no more immune to this competition attitude than the proprietary vendors. There is no longer anything special about Firefox. What's more, they suffer from the syndrome many open source projects suffer from, which is that they prefer to work on the "interesting" bits, rather than spending time adding some polish to make things work WELL.

Drew the nerds in like wildfire. Absolute brilliance. Here's another, less subtle, but even funnier troll;

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What I don't understand about most linux users is the "do it for yourself" ideology -- why would I want to put in the time and effort to make an application work (or even to write one myself) when there is a host of closed source alternatives that just work, provided by world leaders such as Microsoft? It's not a laziness thing, I grew up on a farm and now hold a PhD in molecular biology so I am no slouch when it comes to physical or mental work.

When it comes down to whether I can pay for a program that denies me access to the source code, but does its job well or an open source alternative coded by the guy with a hairy back who lives in a basement down the street, I believe it is better to pay for the quality product than get something inferior for free and have to tweak it endlessly in order to get a satisfactory result. Worse still is removing the "personal touches" put into most software of this type. If I suggest something to my boss that contains such choice phrases in the code as "Free Mitnick" (whom I believe to be an incarcerated cyber-terrorist, but feel free to correct me) or "Fuck Bush" (many open-saucers are violent liberalists) my job would be about as secure as a typical linux webserver. This isn't even taking into account the names of the applications themselves: The Gimp (I'm sorry? BDSM on my PC? No thank you.), Felchmale (I think this is a homosexual sex act) and Mencoder (can women use it too?) all come to mind.

What it comes down to at the end of the day is experience. Experience from the coders, marketers, tech support people who are all paid to to their jobs and do them well. Would you want a handjob from a 12 year old prostitute? Even if it was free, would you still take the awkward jerkings of a preteen over a $50 squeeze from a professional? That is how I see this whole debate. Your dick ends up covered in jism at the end, but there is one hell of a difference in the route you took to get there. Of course, some will always prefer the inferior route, in the handjob realm as well as software. In the former situation we call these people paedophiles. What is so different about the second group?

Linux users --> paedophiles. Comedy at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

04-19-2006, 08:13 PM	#1
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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	HAPPY birfday hilter happy birfday to the dead columbine kids __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	Yay. Some teens killed some other teens in America. Thats a day to remember (twirls finger) __________________

04-20-2006, 02:29 PM	#13
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	that's for adolf, may he rot in peace __________________ .

04-20-2006, 03:36 PM	#14
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	also Oklahoma City and Waco were yesterday.

04-20-2006, 05:44 PM	#16
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	this is what you're supposed to be doing today.

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