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L0rdJuni0r · 06-07-2006, 04:20 PM

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
wife,
and fell into a deep sleep.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in
your sleep, Ralph."
Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live
for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back:
as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first
day here?"
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling
inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen."
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
his head, and heard his wife shout,
"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting the bed!"

L-Pink · 06-07-2006, 04:22 PM

That was funny!

gooddomains · 06-07-2006, 04:22 PM

wow, that's a nasty one

RogerV10 · 06-07-2006, 04:25 PM

Not funny, just sick.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-07-2006, 04:35 PM

nice joke, had me giggling

I'm a sig whore · 06-07-2006, 04:59 PM

Spunky · 06-07-2006, 05:03 PM

Har har..that was good

L0rdJuni0r · 06-07-2006, 05:07 PM

I thought you guys would like it. my cousin sends me jokes every day big this one was a good one... lol

sweetgirl2006 · 06-07-2006, 06:15 PM

Nice joke but really sick...

reynold · 06-07-2006, 06:18 PM

ROFL!

Bdiddy · 06-07-2006, 06:19 PM

a little dirty but still

Vitasoy · 06-07-2006, 08:45 PM

That gave me a chuckle

MaddCaz · 06-07-2006, 08:46 PM

sickly funny

J. Falcon · 06-07-2006, 08:47 PM

Nasty but funny

woj · 06-07-2006, 09:15 PM

madawgz · 06-07-2006, 09:53 PM

haha it gave me a laugh

Yngwie · 06-07-2006, 10:02 PM

lmao! that was good.

gandalfuy · 06-07-2006, 11:03 PM

hehe, nice

VicJay · 06-07-2006, 11:23 PM

Lol

sniperwolf · 06-07-2006, 11:25 PM

bahaha.. thanks for the good laugh dude... lol

camouflaged123 · 06-07-2006, 11:25 PM

haha that was a good one!

WWC-Pajio · 06-07-2006, 11:35 PM

.....lmao that's a good one

L0rdJuni0r · 06-07-2006, 11:51 PM

thanks guys, im glad you liked it

nancycash(dot)com · 06-08-2006, 04:46 AM

hahaha

pretty nice joke

elitegirls · 06-08-2006, 04:56 AM

u made my day!

funny haha

06-07-2006, 04:20 PM	#1
L0rdJuni0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cancun, Mexico Posts: 5,883	-Joke Of The Day- Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting the bed!" __________________ Affordable video and picture editing. junior[at]jampackproductions[DOT]com ICQ: 605429331

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06-07-2006, 05:07 PM	#8
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