I'm flying to NYC on the 29th. I'm scared.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Ordo · 04-18-2006, 09:44 PM

Seriously.

I HATE to fly. I'm 7ft tall, 300lbs and I fear nothing in this world except, flying 30,000 ft in a hunk of metal kept up by the wind.

I really dont want to do this but its a business trip that could net me a very nice 6 figure sum, if I live to complete the deal.

I'm scared....really, really scared shitless. Really...worried...

pocketkangaroo · 04-18-2006, 09:46 PM

You have a better chance of dying on the cab ride to the hotel than you do in the plane.

iWeb_Allan · 04-18-2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

You have a better chance of dying on the cab ride to the hotel than you do in the plane.

How reassuring...

viki · 04-18-2006, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordo

I really dont want to do this but its a business trip that could net me a very nice 6 figure sum, if I live to complete the deal.

If you really thought you were risking your life, you would never fly for even a 10 figure sum. Deep down you know you'll be alright.

MrIzzz · 04-18-2006, 10:08 PM

just drink some booze and get a book of crossword puzzles. this way your mind is distracted till you fall asleep

baddog · 04-18-2006, 10:35 PM

I'll go for you if you want to split the proceeds.

Ordo · 04-18-2006, 11:35 PM

I bought a PSP for the trip and a few games. Prolly get some movies tomorrow.

I Guess you're right, deep down I think I'll be fine. Flight attendants fly 10+ trips a week or something crazy and nothing phases them.

wdsguy · 04-19-2006, 12:08 AM

bring some valium and xanax.

but seriously- you would have more chances of dieing in a automobile accident.

Bdiddy · 04-19-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ordo

Flight attendants fly 10+ trips a week or something crazy and nothing phases them.

except their persistent nightmares of being crushed by nuts.

Bdiddy · 04-19-2006, 12:13 AM

btw, that clip in your sig is amazing...sucks to be that guy

madawgz · 04-19-2006, 12:15 AM

planes scare the FUCK outa me too.......

im never flying again :|

Pornwolf · 04-19-2006, 12:23 AM

You have a better chance of getting aids from the stripper/prostitute you are going to enjoy after you make that deal. ;)

Antonio · 04-19-2006, 01:00 AM

I hate flying too, my first flight ever was to Cyprus, when we were landing some woman sitting next to me tried to ask me how to fill in her immigration form, I remember I just looked at her and didn't say a word, I was so scared I couldn't even speak.

Trax · 04-19-2006, 01:19 AM

i love flying
going to make a license in the near future for sure

gooddomains · 04-19-2006, 03:38 AM

take a boat to NY

SlamDesigns · 04-19-2006, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

You have a better chance of dying on the cab ride to the hotel than you do in the plane.

And that's just from the smell of the cab driver.

SlamDesigns · 04-19-2006, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ordo

...I'm 7ft tall, 300lbs...

Seriously? Man, you ever thought of being a pro wrestler? I would book someone with your stats if they could wrestle or not. lol

Michaelious · 04-19-2006, 04:58 AM

flying is fine just hope stevie wonder is not the pilot although he could entertain you musically

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Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	I'm flying to NYC on the 29th. I'm scared.. Seriously. I HATE to fly. I'm 7ft tall, 300lbs and I fear nothing in this world except, flying 30,000 ft in a hunk of metal kept up by the wind. I really dont want to do this but its a business trip that could net me a very nice 6 figure sum, if I live to complete the deal. I'm scared....really, really scared shitless. Really...worried... __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

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Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	I bought a PSP for the trip and a few games. Prolly get some movies tomorrow. I Guess you're right, deep down I think I'll be fine. Flight attendants fly 10+ trips a week or something crazy and nothing phases them. __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I hate flying too, my first flight ever was to Cyprus, when we were landing some woman sitting next to me tried to ask me how to fill in her immigration form, I remember I just looked at her and didn't say a word, I was so scared I couldn't even speak.

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