I guess that means we'll have to havea belated drink together when you're here for WAE huh Linds??? :)

Why do I get the feeling that folks are gonna look at me, Brett and Deraj like this?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/L...rystallone.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/L...urybaldwin.jpg

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oh man.. you hit the nail on the head ! add some girls and you've got the gold :winkwink:

Nikki....I really wish you could make it....but I had a feeling that wasn't going to happen....until you get over the fear of flying...hehe..

Bama....feeling cheap in that 'special' way.....easy to accomodate you on THAT one!

Carol. I think we should allow anyone to call you granny and spank you, for a small fee....like a kissing booth..only a 'smack the booty' booth.

Minces into thread he is not supposed to be aware actually exists

MORE than one Odie dear.... and we need to find a strip club to do our thing in.

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bumpin it

Nah.

Better than girls are brought that I would consider having grandchildren with.

Now THAT'S my kind of birthday celebration.

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Someone is SURE to get Pregnant on Cinco de Mayo !!!

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OK - that settles it! I ain't gonna be wearing any underwear!

Now get a good mental image of THAT and try to go to sleep!

Ugh, you've ruined sleep for all of us now.. thx a bunch !

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We will, of course, be requiring proof of said lack of underwear.

Hmmmm only if the fees go to a good cause :winkwink:

BTW, rule #245 to this shindig: no one can make a comment to me or ANYONE else about my weight gain! I've gained another 30 pounds since most of you have seen me and 50 pounds since others have seen me :(

So yes, I know I need to lose weight and I shouldn't be pigging out ;)

i would never think any differently about someone because of their weight lol

but nonetheless, i have never met you so i would have not noticed anyways... wait.. i am a man... i never notice shit like that lol

See Carol, that's what you get playing with boys....

Short and sweet.

When you ready for a man, well just take a number at the queue....

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Deal



It'll be great to see you. Nobody will say shit. You can eat whatever you want - you rock!

I am a fat bastard presently.

Let the jokes begin and wait for the paramedics to arrive ....

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Peaches, my love.....hush now, babe...you are well loved...and I'm so excited about seeing you again...be prepared for extra hugs..

We're gonna have a hella good time! And, you can be the first to spank Carol's tush, for free!

Men always carry extra weight SO much better :) Raven, you are my inspiration. I need to move up there ;)

And, you would be welcomed!

I just wanna' go on record as saying that any "groping" of my butt by girls attending this event will be looked down upon...



Down your shirt to be more precise... so have a few buttons undone - me likes cleavage!:thumbsup :thumbsup :upsidedow :thumbsup :thumbsup

So that means you'll be looking down when they grope your butt, right?

Hahah you dont notice age either i hear ;)

CLEAVAGE I got ;) Lots of it. Front and back ;)

Front, back and sideways!

But I have to work through my shyness first!

Just to verify for those that are questioning, I AM over 21. I swear. HONEST!

Groping, fondling and general physical sexual harrassment of the birthday boy by any lady is of course not only welcomed, but encouraged.

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Damn! Just the girls???

There goes my backup plan!

We are working up a list of who goes first.....just to keep you from being mobbed...IF there were an actual party to attend.

We have the guys in reserve for you, dear.

And IF the birthday boy was allowed to read this thread.

Theoretically speaking, if there were a party, a female mob "hazing" is welcomed.

Plenty of me to go around.


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ID and a signed model release sil vous plaiz.

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Lets get crazy and add another dimension....

Breakfast in LA as a warm-up !!!

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/603323-official-warmup-curioustoyboy-seattle-cinco-de-mayo-birthday-party-la.html

;-)

Apparently, Mr. Incorrigible won't stay away from the thread. There is a reason I aptly named him Mr. Incorrigible.

That's correct. You 100% branded me incorrigible.

And I remain produly so I must say.

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You can help me work through mine as well.

Terribly introverted I am.

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PS> DON'T FORGET BREAKFAST IN LA NOW AS WELL !!!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=603323

for those that don't already know what I look like:

http://myspace-053.vo.llnwd.net/0009...98982053_l.jpg

Very cool "Blue Steel" dude.

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