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Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

What, No? how bout them digits...

Dont try this either...

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Jennyfer

Good advice!:thumbsup

Thank you ;)

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

in an gentleman-like way ?

This is your chance to get out of waiting tables for the rest of your life! :pimp

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so just tell her your GFY postcount...

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fuck. When she get's that surprised look on her face you then say, what you dont like pizza?!?!

JK - we use to use that in high school tho

Confidence is first. Dont seem afraid or shy. Women love a confident man. be funny but not corny. Crack some type of joke that will make her smile and realize that you are cool. Make it seem like you want her number but you're totally ok if she says no. Women can sense when you're desperate. And like everyone else said, sit in her section, talk to her for a few minutes but not to long because you dont want to seem like a pest. Give her a line like "I would like to treat you to dinner, let someone serve you for a change". Women like that type of stuff and you never know.

You could always say "I'd like to kidnap you and take advantage of you". That ACTUALLY works on the right type of chic (i've successfully pulled it off). Some will say "oh yea, take advantage of me like how?" then you go into how you would do it or you tell her it's better if you show her. This approach is only for those with elevated game of course. I would not suggest you try it until you learn how to pull a chic simply on eye contact.

Elevated game, you guys crack me up. Pulling chicks is one of the easiest things in the world considering they are looking to be pulled. Then you get some wigger who thinks he has mad game because he fucks around all the time so he is always with someone else. Guess what skippy, you arent' fuckin special. Women date men and like to fuck as well!

Ask another waiter/waitress if she's single. The word will get to her and she'll pass on if she's interested or not. If she is, she'll probably get your attention.

tell her that you're a webmaster and you can turn her into a star

Me: How much do YOU cost ?
Her: Excuse me ?
Me: What is it gonna take to get that skirt off of you ?
Her: An act of GOD ! *SMACK*

Thats why I don't give advice :(

just ask her lol, it's not that hard; there's no right way. go up to her, introduce yourself, smile, ask her her name, and then ask her out. done.

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Originally Posted by Downtime

just ask her lol, it's not that hard; there's no right way. go up to her, introduce yourself, smile, ask her her name, and then ask her out. done.

Being yourself and just asking honest simple questions NEVER works with women :error

Some great advice in here

Ompi has a great line that never works...

"Hey, this face leaves in an hour, and i want you on it."

Think about the reverse situation.

What would you think if a girl came up to you?

Remember . . .
No matter how nice a girl is . . . if she is expressing an interest in you, and she is not attractive, nothing she can say or do will work.

Now, you first need to know if you are attractive. If you are attractive (or better) then you have a wide range of wiggle room. Many things could work for you.

If you are not attractive . . . nothing you can say or do will work, unless you approach a hideous girl, or one with enormous emotional problems.

It is just so simple.

Brad Pitt can do or say anything he wants and he will get the girl.

If you are attractive, you should come up with something clever.

If you are ugly, just don't bother.

Pretend your an italian and ask for a "fok"

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Originally Posted by bdld

take your cock out and ask for more butter

:1orglaugh Or tell her you wanna spread your Ball Butter on her Buns

sign the bill, write down your cell# right under it, have her decide to call you are not

Has been working for me at a 100% ratio

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Originally Posted by Jason

Ompi has a great line that never works...

"Hey, this face leaves in an hour, and i want you on it."

hahahahahaah! That ones funny .... roflol, spitted coffee everywhere

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Ha Ha you're funny. I'm not a wigger just so you know but that was a good one. As far as me being special, I'll send you a list of numbers so you can ask them for yourself how special I am. I'll send you pics to go along with it. Yes women like to fuck as well, this is one of the great things I love about them. However, ugly women like to fuck too! I DONT FUCK UGLY WOMEN. All of my women are at least 5'9" brunettes with no need for makeup. Just one of them would probably put EVERY woman you've ever been with to shame. If you really want to talk about it. The problem with your game is you can only pull if they "are looking to be pulled". Have you ever pulled a chic who has a wall around her higher than a New York sky scrapper? Have you ever had a chic tell you that she needs you in her life after knowing her for a week? What do you know about having a chic who's run way material calling you 3 times a day because she misses you soooo much and she cant stop thinking about last night. Better yet give me a call when you can tell me which woman is assigned to which day of the week and they know about it! We can talk about game if you want to skippy - lol

Oh and just so you know, i dont fuck around all the time. I'm in a relationship now and i left the game behind for guys trying to pick up waitresses to use. You know one of the main reasons she's with me? Because she saw how i was with other women and she was amazed that I let her in so close. She felt privelaged to be able to get to really know me. Plus! She loved the one day a week schedule that i put her on! She tripped out because she knows she's hot but i would only see her once a week. No guy had ever done that to her before and that turned her on.

Now that's game.

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

If you are ugly, just don't bother.

That's Hillarious :thumbsup