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woj 04-18-2006 06:16 PM

50..........

Deraj 04-18-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
just ask her lol, it's not that hard; there's no right way. go up to her, introduce yourself, smile, ask her her name, and then ask her out. done.

Being yourself and just asking honest simple questions NEVER works with women :error

Slap Dot 04-18-2006 06:21 PM

Some great advice in here

Jason 04-18-2006 06:42 PM

Ompi has a great line that never works...

"Hey, this face leaves in an hour, and i want you on it."

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-18-2006 06:45 PM

Think about the reverse situation.

What would you think if a girl came up to you?


Remember . . .
No matter how nice a girl is . . . if she is expressing an interest in you, and she is not attractive, nothing she can say or do will work.

Now, you first need to know if you are attractive. If you are attractive (or better) then you have a wide range of wiggle room. Many things could work for you.

If you are not attractive . . . nothing you can say or do will work, unless you approach a hideous girl, or one with enormous emotional problems.

It is just so simple.


Brad Pitt can do or say anything he wants and he will get the girl.

If you are attractive, you should come up with something clever.

If you are ugly, just don't bother.

Thunders 04-18-2006 06:48 PM

Pretend your an italian and ask for a "fok"

Big Red Machine 04-18-2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld
take your cock out and ask for more butter

:1orglaugh Or tell her you wanna spread your Ball Butter on her Buns

NickB. 04-18-2006 06:57 PM

sign the bill, write down your cell# right under it, have her decide to call you are not

Has been working for me at a 100% ratio

NickB. 04-18-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
Ompi has a great line that never works...

"Hey, this face leaves in an hour, and i want you on it."



hahahahahaah! That ones funny .... roflol, spitted coffee everywhere

Skillz Unlimited 04-18-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
Elevated game, you guys crack me up. Pulling chicks is one of the easiest things in the world considering they are looking to be pulled. Then you get some wigger who thinks he has mad game because he fucks around all the time so he is always with someone else. Guess what skippy, you arent' fuckin special. Women date men and like to fuck as well!

Ha Ha you're funny. I'm not a wigger just so you know but that was a good one. As far as me being special, I'll send you a list of numbers so you can ask them for yourself how special I am. I'll send you pics to go along with it. Yes women like to fuck as well, this is one of the great things I love about them. However, ugly women like to fuck too! I DONT FUCK UGLY WOMEN. All of my women are at least 5'9" brunettes with no need for makeup. Just one of them would probably put EVERY woman you've ever been with to shame. If you really want to talk about it. The problem with your game is you can only pull if they "are looking to be pulled". Have you ever pulled a chic who has a wall around her higher than a New York sky scrapper? Have you ever had a chic tell you that she needs you in her life after knowing her for a week? What do you know about having a chic who's run way material calling you 3 times a day because she misses you soooo much and she cant stop thinking about last night. Better yet give me a call when you can tell me which woman is assigned to which day of the week and they know about it! We can talk about game if you want to skippy - lol

Oh and just so you know, i dont fuck around all the time. I'm in a relationship now and i left the game behind for guys trying to pick up waitresses to use. You know one of the main reasons she's with me? Because she saw how i was with other women and she was amazed that I let her in so close. She felt privelaged to be able to get to really know me. Plus! She loved the one day a week schedule that i put her on! She tripped out because she knows she's hot but i would only see her once a week. No guy had ever done that to her before and that turned her on.

Now that's game.

Skillz Unlimited 04-18-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
If you are ugly, just don't bother.


That's Hillarious :thumbsup


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