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xxxjay · 04-15-2006, 08:08 PM

OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead?we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

I?m calling shenanigans on this pointless religious mumbo-jumbo!

?Religion is the opiate of the masses??- Karl Marx

Truer words have never been spoken. Rather than cloud my mind with this religious insanity?I think I?ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

It will have the same effect.

Happy Easter

Chris · 04-15-2006, 08:09 PM

Evidently you are not sharing it with great people

but none the less
Happy easter to you and yours

xxxjay · 04-15-2006, 08:19 PM

JD · 04-15-2006, 08:20 PM

agreed. "If there's a hell I'll see you there"

Spunky · 04-15-2006, 08:22 PM

Repent sinners!

Hammer · 04-15-2006, 08:24 PM

I don't give a damn about the religious holiday, but my kids love Easter and I have a blast watching them have fun.

Shocking · 04-15-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead?we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

I?m calling shenanigans on this pointless religious mumbo-jumbo!

?Religion is the opiate of the masses??- Karl Marx

Truer words have never been spoken. Rather than cloud my mind with this religious insanity?I think I?ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

It will have the same effect.

Happy Easter

god love you.
and the bunny loves you as well

Mr Pheer · 04-15-2006, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead?we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

I?m calling shenanigans on this pointless religious mumbo-jumbo!

?Religion is the opiate of the masses??- Karl Marx

Truer words have never been spoken. Rather than cloud my mind with this religious insanity?I think I?ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

It will have the same effect.

Happy Easter

LOL!!

Dude, easter was around long before the christian savior Jesus was born. Its a Pagan holiday celebrating the return of spring. The early Christians just used the holiday as one of thier own also, as an easier way to get Pagans to convert to christianity. Same shit with Christmas.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-15-2006, 08:39 PM

I love easter.

Wiggles · 04-15-2006, 08:40 PM

chocolate is tasty, and the cadbury bunny lays the eggs!

digifan · 04-15-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

LOL!!

Dude, easter was around long before the christian savior Jesus was born. Its a Pagan holiday celebrating the return of spring. The early Christians just used the holiday as one of thier own also, as an easier way to get Pagans to convert to christianity. Same shit with Christmas.

People rarely know it nowadays.. and eggs stand for fertility. Happy Easter

Mr Pheer · 04-15-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

People rarely know it nowadays

I blame public schools

digifan · 04-15-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

?I think I?ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

Now that is fucking stupid.
Happy Easter.

digifan · 04-15-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

I blame public schools

You can.. but it takes two...

Fresh · 04-15-2006, 08:50 PM

im so plastered

WiredGuy · 04-15-2006, 08:55 PM

Commercialization at its best. Everyone go and buy chocolates and easter cards and eggs. Great way to motivate slumping sales, force everyone to buy shit.
WG

BradShaw · 04-15-2006, 09:08 PM

hahaha8220;Religion is the opiate of the masseshahaha8230;hahaha8221;- Karl Marx

Someone quoted that to me in college, it stuck.

CuriousToyBoy · 04-16-2006, 02:05 AM

Jay.

One word bro.

Festivus.

;-)

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Roald · 04-16-2006, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Commercialization at its best. Everyone go and buy chocolates and easter cards and eggs. Great way to motivate slumping sales, force everyone to buy shit.
WG

as with xmas, with valentine, etc

Roald · 04-16-2006, 03:10 AM

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american pervert · 04-16-2006, 03:12 AM

sounds to me like somebody needs a hug

Linkster · 04-16-2006, 03:47 AM

At least the founding fathers knew better as well as some rather famous people:

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies." - Thomas Jefferson

"In no instance have . . . the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people." James Madison

"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it."
John Adams

"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma." Abraham Lincoln

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - The whole quote by Karl Marx

"'In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true." Mark Twain

"So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk." Thomas Edison

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.", "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." Benjamin Franklin

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of....Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and of my own part, I disbelieve them all."
Thomas Paine

Manowar · 04-16-2006, 03:48 AM

Dude. Chocolate.

Easter rules!!!

suicidemessiah · 04-16-2006, 05:17 AM

girls loves it because of the 'eggs', baby ;)

Sarah_Jayne · 04-16-2006, 05:58 AM

I do miss Easter baskets though..over here they give out giant hollow chocolate eggs. Not as fun as the basket.

fris · 04-16-2006, 05:59 AM

cause we all know the easter bunny is in the bible

Moraxian · 04-16-2006, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

chocolate is tasty, and the cadbury bunny lays the eggs!

Those ain't eggs...

Moraxian · 04-16-2006, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead?we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

I?m calling shenanigans on this pointless religious mumbo-jumbo!

?Religion is the opiate of the masses??- Karl Marx

Truer words have never been spoken. Rather than cloud my mind with this religious insanity?I think I?ll get some dirty needles and go out on a real heroin binge.

It will have the same effect.

Happy Easter

Every time I see that Marx quote, I think about the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, where he and Hobbes are reading it in a book:

Calvin: Hobbes, what does it mean when it says "Religion is the opiate of the Masses"?

The Television (in a thought balloon): It means Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet...

Of course, Bill Watterson, the creator of that wonderful strip would have to change it to have the TV be the Internet...

elitetec · 04-16-2006, 06:13 AM

u must be so fucked up, are you? if u are let us be

The Truth Hurts · 04-16-2006, 06:33 AM

it must be fun going through life hating just about everything.

look at as a day for the kids to have a little extra fun, and a chance to have a nice dinner with the family...

if you have neither, just go ahead and masturbate an extra couple of times or contiunue with whatever else it is that occupies your time.

V_RocKs · 04-16-2006, 07:01 AM

It keeps our economy floating during tax season.

Without Easter the US economy would have a HUGE drag in April.

DWB · 04-16-2006, 07:05 AM

i shoved a cadbury chocolate egg in a girls ass once.. its smashed upon entry and me and 3 other girls cleaned up the mess by licking her clean. those were the glory days...

xxxjay · 04-16-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster

At least the founding fathers knew better as well as some rather famous people:

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies." - Thomas Jefferson

"In no instance have . . . the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people." James Madison

"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it."
John Adams

"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma." Abraham Lincoln

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - The whole quote by Karl Marx

"'In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true." Mark Twain

"So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk." Thomas Edison

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.", "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." Benjamin Franklin

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of....Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and of my own part, I disbelieve them all."
Thomas Paine

And those are some smart people too.

rip raster · 04-16-2006, 10:43 PM

"Religion is like a festering boil on the ass of humanity" Rip Raster

Spunky · 04-16-2006, 10:45 PM

I like to lick off chocolate of her

rip raster · 04-16-2006, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I like to lick off chocolate of her

????????

KRL · 04-16-2006, 10:55 PM

Most religious holidays are just excuses to take a day off work and have a nice meal with family.

People celebrate easter but don't even go to church anymore or talk about what it represents.

Its just a name and in another 100 years when religion is pretty much completely lamed out, very few will remember terms like this.

Nismo · 04-16-2006, 11:09 PM

This is what easter means to me:

Mr Pheer · 04-17-2006, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Most religious holidays are just excuses to take a day off work and have a nice meal with family.

People celebrate easter but don't even go to church anymore or talk about what it represents.

Its just a name and in another 100 years when religion is pretty much completely lamed out, very few will remember terms like this.

Its a celebration of the return of spring, what does that have to do with going to church?

iBanker · 04-17-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

OK, so one day a year, after Jesus was crucified and supposedly came back from the dead?we paint Easter Eggs and wait for some silly bunny to come and give the kids presents?

Supposedly? Where is your faith?

An the whole painting of easter eggs is done to get the kids involved, so they want to know more about it, nothing more.

Wanna go to church with me?

Chris

reynold · 04-17-2006, 12:45 AM

Everybody loves egg....

BV · 04-17-2006, 12:54 AM

Which came first, the egg or the Easter Bunny?

KRL · 04-17-2006, 12:56 AM

You know your kid's growing up when they say "dad the easter bunny's not real."

BobG · 04-17-2006, 01:03 AM

easter was tight. Got faded with heaps of great people. Jesus would be happy

Mr Pheer · 04-17-2006, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker

An the whole painting of easter eggs is done to get the kids involved, so they want to know more about it, nothing more.

OMG is that what they told you at church?

mOrrI · 04-17-2006, 01:32 AM

Did everyone find the hidden eggs?

Hammer · 04-17-2006, 01:26 PM

My wife and I hid 48 plastic eggs for an Easter egg hunt for our kids and their nieces and nephews. They all had some jelly beans or quarters in them, but one of the eggs was gold and had a $20 bill in it. We still haven't found the fucking golden egg.

Note to self. Next year, write down where you hide the golden egg.

baddog · 04-17-2006, 01:36 PM

Presents for Easter? I have been getting ripped off.

seeric · 04-17-2006, 01:42 PM

religion is the governments way of controlling the brainwashed masses. they use religion to keep people in line utilizing the fear that one day you will go to hell because you didnt visit a cerain building once a week.

i am so happy to see lately the debunking of all the religious rights foundations. there have been several religious "facts" proved not accurate by science.

the melding of church and state (which isn't supposed to be done) is ridiculous during this idiots terms as president.

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