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KRL · 04-16-2006, 07:13 AM

This is too funny . . .

E-Mail Address Offers Status For Millionaires

It's billed as the world's upper class e-mail account, and for just less than $400 a month you, too, can define your financial status in the digital world.

Millionaires24.com, owned by Munich, Germany-based Netlite GmbH, is calling on those who appreciate the finer things in life to sign up for one of their exclusive e-mail accounts and rise above the crowd of average Joes who roll with free e-mail.

"Do you own a luxury car and enjoy the exclusivity? Of course... But why restrict yourself?" the company's Web site asks. "With an e-mail address at Millionaires24.com you will show all your e-mail recipients that you have made it! An ordinary person cannot afford $399 per month for an e-mail address."

Proprietor Christian Mader believes the time has come for a service like his, which the Web site compares to a "virtual diamond ring."

"There are so many people out there who want to show their status and their wealth on the Internet also," he said. "m24 is the best shortcut to communicate financial status."

Apparently, a Bentley in the garage, a yacht docked in Monaco, or a Beverly Hills mansion is not complete without one of these e-mail accounts.

"It's not about the service," Mader continued. "It's about the fact that the e-mail address costs $399 per month. It's a status symbol for the owner."

To guarantee exclusivity, only 10,000 memberships are available.

ThePornPusher · 04-16-2006, 07:29 AM

LOL What an idea...

Manowar · 04-16-2006, 07:32 AM

might have worked if it was millionaires.com

StuartD · 04-16-2006, 07:39 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=597582

BlackWitch · 04-16-2006, 07:41 AM

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04-16-2006, 07:13 AM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Pimp Your E-Mail This is too funny . . . E-Mail Address Offers Status For Millionaires It's billed as the world's upper class e-mail account, and for just less than $400 a month you, too, can define your financial status in the digital world. Millionaires24.com, owned by Munich, Germany-based Netlite GmbH, is calling on those who appreciate the finer things in life to sign up for one of their exclusive e-mail accounts and rise above the crowd of average Joes who roll with free e-mail. "Do you own a luxury car and enjoy the exclusivity? Of course... But why restrict yourself?" the company's Web site asks. "With an e-mail address at Millionaires24.com you will show all your e-mail recipients that you have made it! An ordinary person cannot afford $399 per month for an e-mail address." Proprietor Christian Mader believes the time has come for a service like his, which the Web site compares to a "virtual diamond ring." "There are so many people out there who want to show their status and their wealth on the Internet also," he said. "m24 is the best shortcut to communicate financial status." Apparently, a Bentley in the garage, a yacht docked in Monaco, or a Beverly Hills mansion is not complete without one of these e-mail accounts. "It's not about the service," Mader continued. "It's about the fact that the e-mail address costs $399 per month. It's a status symbol for the owner." To guarantee exclusivity, only 10,000 memberships are available. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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