Wow. That's cool.

Wanna share my cookie with me?

i got a new perspective on tx seeing that last meals site that was posted

lot of people got robbed & killed for low amounts of cash.. .

Nah its not a rathole
well north tyler is

but i own property in south tyler
40 acres that i never hunt on, on a private lake that i never fish in
a house thats too fucking big, with an indoor swimming pool that i never use, I have a bar that doesnt have a bit of alchohol in it, and a home theater with a 100 inch screen that I've watched one time. I sit in my home office 90 hours a week and when i get some free time, first thing I do is hop in my plane or go to dallas, instead of enjoying the house that i just had to fucking have, and never use.

Who is your friend that owns property here, i bet I know him

Where is it at? I'll have the smith county appraisal district reappraise it for tax purposes. =)

I bet you don't.

ummm.....if you need somebody to take care of all that for you i'll fax you my resume asap!

thanks Drew, but they already know where it is, since they set a survey team out in january

1427, you are an idiot and the world hates you.

Venom -

What part of texas are you in?

And that means? Im talking about the tax assessor, not the surveying, or replotting of your land.

The 2 have nothing to do with eachother, and the smith county tax assessor is slow as hell to re-evaluate property in your area, without a helping hand.

Actually. =)

and anything coming from some bunghole that registered here this afternoon I'm supposed to even reply to?

wake up dipshit.

Noone saw that one coming 103423423423j4k2j34lk23

You are a l33t hax0r

Now who gave this thread steroids ?

j00 4r3 700 k3w1.

you're a l33t hax0r, it takes zkillz to do whut u did, when I gotz banned, I couldnt post, and I was pissed as sheet. What did I du? I spammed every1, till dey had to letz me back on..

fukkin fuuls.

me n' u r kewl dewd.

404.... you win the dumbass award for the week.

Not to be a dick...but...

Don't you feel kinda stupid telling people to get lives based on their post counts while you spent all day creating emails and finding proxy servers so you could post somewhere that you're not even wanted?

one free dry ass-reaming.

Drew, I just built 2 commercial buildings here, and the smith county tax collector, whos name is Kay Smith if you didnt know, came out personaly and even resurveyed my property to make sure everything was correct. I'm not worried, i pay my property taxes.

It takes more than a lame insinuation about calling the tax man to scare me. Do what you want, I'm legal and dont care.

can I have the KY that would usually go with that ass reaming, please?

what WILL you do with the DVD....

Lol, Kay came out and resurveyed your property? Sure buddy, sure... =)

If someone came out to resurvey, it probably had something to do with replotting for commercial zoning.

You don't even know why they came out? And are ya still off 155?

Btw, I didnt say I would call the tax man... Just alot of re-appraising right now in smith, land has appreciated alot in the past year.

Its a pretty religious town, they know what you do there, yet?

Dipshit, all the property here on 155 was zoned commercial in 1984.

Two people fighting over the tax man in Texas and a retard who gets banned, and doesn't get the hint he's not wanted here.

This thread wins something, that's for sure.

I have not liked Texas since I was a young man and in the Army. I took a train from California to Fort Bragg NC. When the train crossed into Texas they shut the bar down. Two weeks later after crossing out of Texas they opened the bar. I was almost trampled in the stampede.

By the way this thread should win a special award for the largest BS thread I have had the displeasure of reading.

Are you threatening me punk?

yeah its a real religious town.

thats why we have topless bars, totaly nude bars and adult book & video stores, inside the city limits. My family has owned bars here for over 30 years.

Like i said, I'm legal and dont give a fuck.

I asked a fuckin question moron, can't see how they would do anything to help a porn smeddler there, had enough trouble gettin some work done for a long time native.

Not harassin the guy, don't take everything the wrong way. =)

Might even come out to support the guy at his next go kart race, would like to see a 100mph+ go kart race, sounds cool. =)

Exactly..LOLOL


10355, quess what....you don't win shit, other then the fact that you are the funniest worthless piece of shit on the net.
Let me ask you something...When you go to bed at night how does it feel to know you are not liked in the very business you are in??
You have no friends, and you can never show your face at any of the industries shows??

Are you proud to tell your family what you do??..do they also have to look over their shoulders while in public so they dont get shot, or their asses kicked???

It seems you have a great life....LMAO.....

Your an Idiot...

i have a 600 acre ranch about 5 minutes from Kyle field in College Station....maybe we can throw together a big ass pornmaster bbq bonfire wet teeshirt contest type of thing - there are soooooooooo many drunken college chicks there its silly......

Texas is cool in some parts, shitty in others, and downright pretty fuckin bad in very few spots.

Come to SA or Austin, nice towns, IMHO.

doesn't Sandra Bullock live in Austin..?

Venom

That rocks, 600 acres? fuck man you got a runway???

I need 700 feet paved or 1100 turf...

Dude, don't even lie like that. Most of the smut there is on the edge of the city. There's a church down there called Green Acres that is just like th church in Footloose. They run shit.

There's only 75,000 people in that town so 9 times out of ten unless a girl just turned 18 everyone in the cit has seen the boobs already.

I can say that I've seen one of the few drive in XXX theaters in the country there though.

DrewKole:

Actually I have been through out most of Texas. You are correct in your assessment.

She has a house over by the lake, its pretty nice, don't think she lives there primarily anymore.

does she have a helicopter?

Could atleast get a ton of content out of it. =)

work? dude... you could keel over from rat poison ingestion right now and no one would fucking care.

Yeah, get to work there Brain.

naaaaa no runways but it does have 3 ponds stocked with large head bass and a sweet ass creek, but it is damn near right across the highway from the airport there...in an area like that all you need is free beer to get the chicas to start takin it off....also something about bonfires and the country always seems to get them going....i will start working on something, might as well put it all to good use....colllege station is using about 40 acres from the back to put in a 5 star golf resort type place so that should help up the anty and if we wait till next years football season we can hear very cleary everything that happens at a Texas A&M game - or just go chill in a phat suite =-)

shit im drinking and must correct myself - i made a grave mistake that may very well get me a few punches tonite...sigh....the ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.....and one with catfish...and we can shoot as many guns as we want.....i may be buying a desert eagle, tech 9, and ar-15 soon so we shall see..

Nah there is 85k here, they just updated the shit

And Open Minds and Baby Dolls are inside the city limits, there is another totaly nude place that is in an area just annexed into the city limits but i forgot the name of it. Time Out is right on the corporate edge.

and.....altho im contributing to it....the FACT that a piece of shit like sexymail has 6 pages of replies makes me sick.....send me the fucking dvd player godamnit.....i still have a betamax.....

it's the rap music.


lithium ??? :eek7

ITS SATURDAY!!!

See ya

u know whats funny spunky is there is a place in austin called baby dolls, i think.....right across the highway from me that is more or less a whore house...they do lingerie shows and anything else you want....and its right down the way from Bonedaddies......which is the best place in texas to eat bbq.....

Boneprone you may wanna just venture down here to check that shit out....it really is a damn fine eating establishment.....tons of hot petite lil schoolgirl looking girls servin your ass some damn fine bbq and very very large beers...

I'm really not.... I'm all into that love shit...

possibly
the world owes me nothing....

what does the world, or anyone for that matter, owe YOU?

You seem to think that this board owes you some sort of RIGHT.... it doesn't. You gotta EARN shit around here. And you ain't earned a fucking thing bitch. So shut your fucking mouth before I stuff a cock in it.

This thread is great.. Move over sig test. We have a winnarrr!!