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Alex 04-14-2006 05:37 PM

50 Nanometers = size of Amps penis.

woj 04-14-2006 05:37 PM

:):):) :error

Brujah 04-14-2006 05:37 PM

51..........

tick tock, tick tock.

woj 04-14-2006 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
51..........

tick tock, tick tock.

we both got owned, heh

acctman 04-14-2006 05:52 PM

i paid $52k in 2003 i have a really good accountant now =) i average under 15k a year now.

CheneyRumsfeld 04-14-2006 05:59 PM

Amp you need a better account.
dick cheney got $1.9 million BACK!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=598231

minusonebit 04-14-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I never understood why people brag about how much they pay in taxes. That just means your accountant sucks.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

AdPatron 04-14-2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
I would advise you to NEVER go into the accounting business..... lol


You too :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 04-14-2006 08:10 PM

Doing my taxes now, but could care less who knows what I made..

Corona 04-14-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
It's nicer not to pay *any* taxes :thumbsup

Last time I ever paid taxes, it sure as hell was nothing to brag about and cured that by shipping out to a no-tax regime, - and never paid a dime since.

Where are you living?

TheDoc 04-14-2006 08:32 PM

My Capital Gains Tax is higher than that for last year. Which sucks :/

p1mpdogg 04-14-2006 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
my (overpriced) accountant is fantastic..... I'm not complaining at all.
To owe the Fed $41k is a GOOD thing.


41k?

lmao

you are pathetic. i just paid them 250k last week fuck stick. thats 1 quarter.

Amp 04-14-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc
My Capital Gains Tax is higher than that for last year. Which sucks :/

I made $385k on my last house, which I owned for a year and a half. :)

Amp 04-14-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
41k?

lmao

you are pathetic. i just paid them 250k last week fuck stick. thats 1 quarter.

take a re-look at the title.... "more than MOST of you"


obviously you do not fall into the "MOST" category.


chill.

Thomas N 04-14-2006 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
you cannot NOT pay into Social Security..... if your guy found some way to avoid this.. it could come back to kick ya in the ass later on if you were to get audited... think about it.. if it was possible no one would still be paying into SS .. lol

Technically not true. Amish do not pay SS taxes and it is completely legal. They won a major court case whereby they argued that their religion forbade any type of "insurance" and that in SS was a type of insurance to them. Amish do not have to pay SS tax and it is 100% legal.

I don't want to perpetuate the myth about Amish not paying any taxes though, that is false. They are still 100% liable for all federal, state and local income taxes. It is only Social Security tax that they can legally not pay.

Of course, when they do "opt out" of social security tax, they are also never elegible for social security benefits. Further they have to live the Amish "lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

slapass 04-15-2006 12:45 PM

You can avoid SS. It is not illegal or impossible.

Morgan 04-15-2006 12:47 PM

you got off easy, i paid the IRS at least 3X that for 2005.

Hooligan 04-15-2006 12:48 PM

so amp, what do you do for a living?

Juicy D. Links 07-18-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hooligan
so amp, what do you do for a living?


town drunk..........

Amp 07-19-2006 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
town drunk..........


jealousy is a very ugly thing. Even more so on you.

Swanks 07-19-2006 06:10 PM

Juicy loves the cock. Oh Yes. Yes Indeed. :thumbsup

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MaddCaz 07-19-2006 06:13 PM

Amp is in rare form shit

wedouglas 07-19-2006 06:17 PM

While I don't brag about paying a lot in taxes, I think you got this one backwards

BiggleJones 07-19-2006 06:18 PM

Amp...you're the coolest guy I know....can you teach me how to be cool like you? Please?

minusonebit 07-19-2006 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
do you people think I'm stupid or something?

You dont really want me to answer that, do you? :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 07-19-2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit
You dont really want me to answer that, do you? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

icecycle 07-19-2006 08:19 PM

maybe not
 
if you are not incorportated you prolly dont owe shit!
http://www.freedomtofascism.com/

Jamie 07-19-2006 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
Ah, then Amp doesn't make anywhere near what he acts like he makes. How much did your girlfriend pay in taxes? ;)


hahaha , my thoughts exactly
nice to have a sugar momma

Quick Buck 07-19-2006 08:57 PM

i hope the IRS reads this thread. I paid several mil last year in taxes... not happy where it went.

People who try to avoid taxes should be arrested.

Doctor Dre 07-19-2006 09:02 PM

Good for you ;) most people on here prolly don't even pay their taxes

Juicy D. Links 07-30-2006 05:10 PM

mahalo walo to you and your he bitch AMP


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chshkt 07-30-2006 06:03 PM

if you brag so much about how much taxes you owe, see this:
http://www.freedomtofascism.com


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