I just had a thread-worthy hurl (no pix, promise)

[2HousePlague]

Don't know what I ate. Don't know what the fuck happened. But whatever it was that I had inside me just wanted to get out real fast, from both ends. First the bottom end let loose, and that was just awful. Then I lay in bed for like 10 minutes, tryin' to keep the top end down. But, no sir. She wanted to come up, and so she did. I have never, ever, ever in my life poured forth a rainbow yawn like this. It was so intense, my body straightened. I became but a "pipeline" for this horrid gray stuff. And you know how that is when you hurl, even as you are still hurling, you are looking at the hurl with some sort of "ooh, what's that" kinda curiosity. But not this hurl. I looked at it, and I am not ashamed to say I was horrified. My wife said I sounded worse than the fucking Exorcist. But then right after, sip-a diet coke, and I'm all good.

2hp

[baddog]

glad you are feeling better

[tyler.]

thanks for sharing that with us

[wdforty]

Your body just got rid of all that shit inside you, and you fill it up with Coke? Ok then.