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Old 04-13-2006, 06:20 PM   #1
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Why is it so hard to find a php coder....

ive gone through 3 already...

if you are reliable and have some time, hit me up on icq or email

madawg (at) gmail.com // 120594593

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Old 04-14-2006, 01:36 AM   #2
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I know one whos damn good but so fukkin busy he might get to ya in 6 months lol
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:41 AM   #3
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Ok, lets explain why you have gone through three developers, seeing as how I was the third.

1. Most of the time you are drunk.
It's ok to be drunk, but when someone is trying to accomplish a task for you, we can not wait "until tomorrow" because you are drunk, when you are drunk every night.

2. I spent a LOT of time merging a template into your shitty CMS. You claimed all these problems that were wrong with it. I tested with multiple browsers on different systems and found only one problem, yet you couldn't seem to get me a screenshot even after I asked you dozens of times.

3. You don't like to believe what people say. I feel as though I am fairly intelligent, and you not believing me because your old developer thought otherwise is bullshit when you want something done.

So if anyone here can deal with this type of behavior, feel free. I gave up on it because of the bullshit.
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:42 AM   #4
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almost noone is cpapble of doing it right
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:47 AM   #5
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haha kris, the page didnt look good, you had changed some stuff around when it was only supposed to be the top

then after all that work, you decide to delete the file?

i was willing to spend 20 mins with you fixing it
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:47 AM   #6
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He doesn't tell you fully what he wants. Then if something breaks he won't explain what's wrong. 95% of the problems were cache issues, but he didn't like to listen.
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:04 AM   #7
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haha kris, the page didnt look good, you had changed some stuff around when it was only supposed to be the top

then after all that work, you decide to delete the file?

i was willing to spend 20 mins with you fixing it
The template you gave me was straight html, which needed to be placed in a shitty AGSQL style templating system. I got it all merged except for a retarded icon that needed to be displayed, and you flipped out. I asked you to take a screenshot because "so much changed" when it was cached on your side. I KNOW it was cached, becacuse I tried on Firefox and Galeon under Linux, Firefox and IE under Windows and it looked fine on all. Fuck you and your "It didn't look good" bullshit. If you wanna play that game, I'll dig up the logs.
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:26 AM   #8
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After reading mrkris' reply, I'll pass thank you.
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Old 04-14-2006, 03:27 AM   #9
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Madawgz, I can put you in touch with someone but hes not a bullshit loving guy. Im sure you were just having a bad day..
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