Attention: My lover and I are parting ways. Official thread here. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 04-13-2006, 02:56 PM

After 3 years of a happy and mutally fulfilling relationship, my life-partner and I have decided to part ways. There are many reasons for this, but I won't go into them here.

Many nights we lay on the couch together while I gently caressed your perfect lines and curves. You brought so much joy into my life that words can't even express how you will be missed.

I will move on though, and already have my eyes on another.

dissipate · 04-13-2006, 02:59 PM

Jim, you have my deepest condolences.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-13-2006, 03:00 PM

LOL, Jim you are a riot!

jimthefiend · 04-13-2006, 03:00 PM

Thanks Dis, it was a tough decision but best for both of us I think. Especially after the dog ripped her to pieces.

Rebecca Love · 04-13-2006, 03:00 PM

nice upgrade

dissipate · 04-13-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Thanks Dis, it was a tough decision but best for both of us I think. Especially after the dog ripped her to pieces.

It's ok Jim, I recently had to give my Ho' the boot, but I quickly replaced her with somthing far sexier.

jimthefiend · 04-13-2006, 03:05 PM

It's really hard to find a decent fucking universal remote.

Manowar · 04-13-2006, 03:06 PM

muahahaha

jimthefiend · 04-13-2006, 03:45 PM

bump for the pain of loss

iwantchixx · 04-13-2006, 05:03 PM

man you are such a loser.

Bama · 04-13-2006, 05:05 PM

Thank god it was only your remote - for a second when you said you and your lover were parting ways....

I thought you were cutting your hand off!

04-13-2006, 02:56 PM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Attention: My lover and I are parting ways. Official thread here. After 3 years of a happy and mutally fulfilling relationship, my life-partner and I have decided to part ways. There are many reasons for this, but I won't go into them here. Many nights we lay on the couch together while I gently caressed your perfect lines and curves. You brought so much joy into my life that words can't even express how you will be missed. I will move on though, and already have my eyes on another.

04-13-2006, 03:00 PM	#3
DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	LOL, Jim you are a riot! __________________ Boner Money

04-13-2006, 03:00 PM	#4
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Thanks Dis, it was a tough decision but best for both of us I think. Especially after the dog ripped her to pieces. Last edited by jimthefiend; 04-13-2006 at 03:01 PM..

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Rebecca Love Skinemax BQueen Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas NV Posts: 2,145	nice upgrade __________________ Kisses, Rebecca Love "Skinemax BQueen of Late-Nite" www.RebeccaLove.com

04-13-2006, 02:59 PM	#2
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Jim, you have my deepest condolences.

04-13-2006, 03:05 PM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	It's really hard to find a decent fucking universal remote.

04-13-2006, 03:06 PM	#8
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	muahahaha

04-13-2006, 03:45 PM	#9
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	bump for the pain of loss

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	man you are such a loser.

04-13-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Thank god it was only your remote - for a second when you said you and your lover were parting ways.... I thought you were cutting your hand off!