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Old 04-11-2006, 10:54 AM   #1
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Ever been to jail?

Ever been locked up behind bars? If so how much time were you in for?
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Old 04-11-2006, 10:56 AM   #2
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not in jail but in a police station cell yes!

hey man it wasn't me!

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Old 04-11-2006, 10:57 AM   #3
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It was me, it was me.

My uncle is behind bars... he must do 16 months for selling white powder
Better than in Taiwan, then your dead when you sell drugs
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:02 AM   #4
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i been in there for a few times, each time only in for a few hours, for using fake id's or being involved in fights even tho i was never the fighter
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:27 PM   #5
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Only police cells.

Once for being drunk and disorderly, fortunately my companion was the son of the local Chief Inspector and when they found out we got a police car ride home.

Once in Greece, again was drunk and disorderly. This was during the military junta time in the 70s. The beat us up and put us on a boat out of the country.

And once for bathing naked in the back garden of an old people home. While hitch hiking through Germany I found a quiet stream in the middle of a wood, at night. So camped. In the morning decided to have a dip and while soaping myself the police turned up and told me to turn around and see the big house I was bathing in front of.

Full of old people very upset at this English guy taking a bath in their garden. This was 1969, most of the widows had lost their husbands in the war.

Was let out the next day and told not to come back.
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:29 PM   #6
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I did 8 days for fighting when I was 17.
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:30 PM   #7
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i have been to county about 7 times, the longest time was 4 days

I have ALWAYS had good lawyers, a good lawyer can you get you out of anything with a slap on the wrist
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:31 PM   #8
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:31 PM   #9
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:37 PM   #10
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I did a 4 year bit for attempted vehicular manslaughter.

I was driving down 23rd in Tacoma (Hilltop if you aren't familiar), and 5 little blood wannabes ran out in front of my car trying to prevent me from continuing my course. As I stopped, they began to approach my car as if they were going to do something. LOL.. Fucken Retards, I floored it and nailed 2 of them with the corner of my bumper as they tried to dive out of the way.

Unfortunately for me there was a couple of witnesses, one of which called the police and reported my license plate number. When they came to my house to arrest me I was SHOCKED ! It was self defense in my book, but oh well.. It'z over now =)

One more felony.. Strike #3
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:27 PM   #11
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I've done multiple overnighters. but the longest stay was a little over a month. shitty food and boring as hell, other than that its not bad
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:34 PM   #12
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Once in New Orleans for being drunk in public (imagine that), transversing a police line (walking under a yellow rope in an attempt to cross the street) and resisting arrest (apparently, turning your back and trying to go back under the rope when a police officer yells, "hey you get back there" is resisting arrest)...I spent a day in the New Orleans jail and it sucked! 900 dollars later, I was released and sent on my way. Oh yeah, a friendly reminder....don't count on Ramos to bail you out because his drunk ass left me there while he partied on...bastard!
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:05 PM   #13
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i got 2 months in jail for knocking two guys out with a lead pipe and breaking another guys leg. to make a long story short i tried to help three black dudes out on the side of the road. they jumped me and kicked the shit out of me for like 10 minutes. i crawled back to my friends truck that i barrowed. grabbed a lead pipe and fucked the guys up. this all happened on a busy ass street at like 1AM in the morning. anyway, fucking dumbass witnesses came forward saying i started the whole incident. they tried to lock me up with all kind of crazy charges. month and a half went by or so then a few more witnesses came forward and told the real story. they let me off and that was that.

what i couldn't understand is how the police could possibly think my scrawny ass at the time (6'3 165lbs 18 years old) was doing picking a fight with 3 big black guys. i'll never know but whatever.. crazy ass night that was.
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:07 PM   #14
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I didn't go to jail, but I was arrested in Myrtle Beach for "prostitution" because I flashed a guy for beads. The cops were going to charge me with drunk in public, underage drinking, and underage posession but let me go because I showed them my boobs. Just kidding (sort of).
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:18 PM   #15
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:25 PM   #16
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:56 PM   #18
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:59 PM   #19
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I've been arrested in Dominican Republic, you want to talk about an expeirience I never ever want to share again!!!!!!!!! Being arrested sucks !! being arrested outside of the U. S. sucks even worse
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Old 04-11-2006, 03:02 PM   #20
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I was arrested with a bunch of kids and thrown in an Egyptian jail for something along the lines of conspiracy to assassinate President Sadat. We were all around 9 years old at the time. Yup! good times!
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Old 04-11-2006, 05:06 PM   #21
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Old 04-11-2006, 05:09 PM   #22
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Old 04-11-2006, 06:33 PM   #23
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Old 04-11-2006, 06:43 PM   #24
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The police arrest people at the drop of a hat.

Most of the time, it's not IF there's evidence you committed a crime, it's whether you pissed somebody off.

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Old 04-11-2006, 08:02 PM   #25
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Old 04-11-2006, 08:30 PM   #26
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:51 AM   #27
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:31 AM   #28
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Yeah I did a buncha stupid shit when i was in college (public intoxications,, bad checks to buy liquor, duis etc). Been to jail many times, longest stretch 12 months (all misdemeanors). Havent been in almost 15 years tho. im a good person,,, i really am lol
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:32 AM   #29
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:47 AM   #30
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:48 AM   #31
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