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www.barely18movies.com
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Ever been to jail?
Ever been locked up behind bars? If so how much time were you in for?
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: uk
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not in jail but in a police station cell yes!
hey man it wasn't me! thanks tony |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Here
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It was me, it was me.
My uncle is behind bars... he must do 16 months for selling white powder Better than in Taiwan, then your dead when you sell drugs |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Taipei
Posts: 25,198
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i been in there for a few times, each time only in for a few hours, for using fake id's or being involved in fights even tho i was never the fighter
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
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Only police cells.
Once for being drunk and disorderly, fortunately my companion was the son of the local Chief Inspector and when they found out we got a police car ride home. Once in Greece, again was drunk and disorderly. This was during the military junta time in the 70s. The beat us up and put us on a boat out of the country. And once for bathing naked in the back garden of an old people home. While hitch hiking through Germany I found a quiet stream in the middle of a wood, at night. So camped. In the morning decided to have a dip and while soaping myself the police turned up and told me to turn around and see the big house I was bathing in front of. Full of old people very upset at this English guy taking a bath in their garden. This was 1969, most of the widows had lost their husbands in the war. ![]() Was let out the next day and told not to come back. |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,012
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I did 8 days for fighting when I was 17.
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#7 |
FBOP Class Of 2013
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
Posts: 35,562
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i have been to county about 7 times, the longest time was 4 days
I have ALWAYS had good lawyers, a good lawyer can you get you out of anything with a slap on the wrist |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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3 years in Rikers Island
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: America.
Posts: 7,320
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nope but time will tell
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Somewhere in Between Yin and Yang
Posts: 2,790
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I did a 4 year bit for attempted vehicular manslaughter.
I was driving down 23rd in Tacoma (Hilltop if you aren't familiar), and 5 little blood wannabes ran out in front of my car trying to prevent me from continuing my course. As I stopped, they began to approach my car as if they were going to do something. LOL.. Fucken Retards, I floored it and nailed 2 of them with the corner of my bumper as they tried to dive out of the way. Unfortunately for me there was a couple of witnesses, one of which called the police and reported my license plate number. When they came to my house to arrest me I was SHOCKED ! It was self defense in my book, but oh well.. It'z over now =) One more felony.. Strike #3
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: At the top of the food chain
Posts: 1,737
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I've done multiple overnighters. but the longest stay was a little over a month. shitty food and boring as hell, other than that its not bad
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,038
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Once in New Orleans for being drunk in public (imagine that), transversing a police line (walking under a yellow rope in an attempt to cross the street) and resisting arrest (apparently, turning your back and trying to go back under the rope when a police officer yells, "hey you get back there" is resisting arrest)...I spent a day in the New Orleans jail and it sucked! 900 dollars later, I was released and sent on my way. Oh yeah, a friendly reminder....don't count on Ramos to bail you out because his drunk ass left me there while he partied on...bastard!
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mmm yeah!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: roseville, ca
Posts: 5,061
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i got 2 months in jail for knocking two guys out with a lead pipe and breaking another guys leg. to make a long story short i tried to help three black dudes out on the side of the road. they jumped me and kicked the shit out of me for like 10 minutes. i crawled back to my friends truck that i barrowed. grabbed a lead pipe and fucked the guys up. this all happened on a busy ass street at like 1AM in the morning. anyway, fucking dumbass witnesses came forward saying i started the whole incident. they tried to lock me up with all kind of crazy charges. month and a half went by or so then a few more witnesses came forward and told the real story. they let me off and that was that.
what i couldn't understand is how the police could possibly think my scrawny ass at the time (6'3 165lbs 18 years old) was doing picking a fight with 3 big black guys. i'll never know but whatever.. crazy ass night that was. |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 660
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I didn't go to jail, but I was arrested in Myrtle Beach for "prostitution" because I flashed a guy for beads. The cops were going to charge me with drunk in public, underage drinking, and underage posession but let me go because I showed them my boobs. Just kidding (sort of).
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#15 |
So Fucking Gay
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,714
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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I've been in the police station cell couple of times, but only over the night so I could sober up.
They took me in because I was very drunk and loud ![]()
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#18 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cambridge UK
Posts: 801
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once or twice but not telling
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 684
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I've been arrested in Dominican Republic, you want to talk about an expeirience I never ever want to share again!!!!!!!!! Being arrested sucks !! being arrested outside of the U. S. sucks even worse
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#20 |
President, ePufferProfits
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 1,881
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I was arrested with a bunch of kids and thrown in an Egyptian jail for something along the lines of conspiracy to assassinate President Sadat. We were all around 9 years old at the time. Yup! good times!
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#21 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 484
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nope never been to jail and dont plan on it
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Yes..needless to say I was a troubled youth
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The one and only!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 17,761
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never. i'm a good girl
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#24 |
A freakin' legend!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Posts: 18,975
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The police arrest people at the drop of a hat.
Most of the time, it's not IF there's evidence you committed a crime, it's whether you pissed somebody off. ![]()
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#25 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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I Think Cheney maybe borrowed his lesbians daughters golfing pants
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#26 |
$100,000
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 11,452
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never have and never will.
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#27 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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I'm happy to say, no.
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#28 |
Have laptop will travel
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 145201426
Posts: 13,074
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Yeah I did a buncha stupid shit when i was in college (public intoxications,, bad checks to buy liquor, duis etc). Been to jail many times, longest stretch 12 months (all misdemeanors). Havent been in almost 15 years tho. im a good person,,, i really am lol
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ICQ: 304-611-162
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Masterdam
Posts: 13,245
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Yes, for quite a long time
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#30 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: gone
Posts: 2,864
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yep , doing 27 years now
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#31 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: PEI, Canada
Posts: 6,924
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Almost when I punched the cop from next door in the mouth.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau)
Posts: 3,958
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Been in jail but not arrested - was only in the cell for like 30 seconds as a kid to see how it was.
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