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sweetcuties · 05-07-2002, 08:03 PM

I rarely create new topics... I'm fuckin lazy, but this is funny.

I was in Atlanta a few days ago shooting content and I ran into a hot blonde at the airport. She's about 5'4, 120 and possibly a 34c or 34d. We ended up talking and she gave me her biz card. She told me she had her own co and I was like ok. She called me today and invited me to some "money making seminar" and it was boring. Shit was 2 fuckin hours!! The guy spent 1hr and 45 minutes on "financial freedom" and not getting into the nuts and bolts of the program. If this girl wasn't cute, I would have stayed home. Besides all that shit, her boyfriend was there... If you're a female reading this, just look at the shit guys do to get laid

Sly_RJ · 05-07-2002, 08:15 PM

So did you fuck her? I want pictures!

vidsweb · 05-07-2002, 08:18 PM

You pathetic sack of shit. You are an embarassment to men everywhere.

By the way, I probably would have done the same thing. HA HA

Lexxx · 05-07-2002, 08:19 PM

Yes, we are horny fucks.

PS. I always watch those finacial freedom infomercials - they are so fucking funny, and to think about it, some people actually buy all that sweet talk.

The funnies one is the Internet Treasure Chest infomercial where they tell you how much money it is in the Internet mainstrem with just one amateurishly done site... they are about 7 years too late.

eroswebmaster · 05-07-2002, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
The guy spent 1hr and 45 minutes on "financial freedom" and not getting into the nuts and bolts of the program.

There is a reason for that...you're supposed to pay the $199 for the VHS tapes and book

Sly_RJ · 05-07-2002, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

There is a reason for that...you're supposed to pay the $199 for the VHS tapes and book

And then they promote another product. Come on guys! We do this on a daily basis!

sweetcuties · 05-07-2002, 08:25 PM

I bought the 1-900# program from Don Lapre... believe it or not, i learned some shit. I'm getting together with this girl next week and we'll see what happens. She asked me what I did for a living an I told her, I create sites

I think she figured it out...

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 08:30 PM

not good

sweetcuties · 05-07-2002, 08:30 PM

Eros / Sly - The program was $135 and no I didn't get laid. I think she finds me interesting... I'll try next week, lol.

Sly_RJ · 05-07-2002, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
Eros / Sly - The program was $135 and no I didn't get laid. I think she finds me interesting... I'll try next week, lol.

I find you interesting, too, but I'm sure as hell not going to fuck you!

playa · 05-07-2002, 09:18 PM

once again the power of the P.U.S.S.Y turned your brains into mush,,

you must resist the force young skywalker

05-07-2002, 08:03 PM	#1
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	Money Making Seminar I rarely create new topics... I'm fuckin lazy, but this is funny. I was in Atlanta a few days ago shooting content and I ran into a hot blonde at the airport. She's about 5'4, 120 and possibly a 34c or 34d. We ended up talking and she gave me her biz card. She told me she had her own co and I was like ok. She called me today and invited me to some "money making seminar" and it was boring. Shit was 2 fuckin hours!! The guy spent 1hr and 45 minutes on "financial freedom" and not getting into the nuts and bolts of the program. If this girl wasn't cute, I would have stayed home. Besides all that shit, her boyfriend was there... If you're a female reading this, just look at the shit guys do to get laid __________________

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05-07-2002, 08:25 PM	#7
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