25 Signs You Have Grown Up - GoFuckYourself.com

u-Bob · 04-11-2006, 06:16 AM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#ing kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

04-11-2006, 06:19 AM

hahah i like #26 hehe

lilith_godess · 04-11-2006, 06:42 AM

this is a long read! i will not read it! not even #26! no way!

Sexsitesurfer · 04-11-2006, 06:45 AM

Damn... How true... except 23.

25 is good!

Dshady · 04-11-2006, 06:49 AM

Great, now I'm depressed!

Raven · 04-11-2006, 06:51 AM

Shit. And I said I'd NEVER grow up. I might as well shoot myself now.

Manowar · 04-11-2006, 06:53 AM

cool1 · 04-11-2006, 06:57 AM

got as far as number 6 before figuring out thats not growing up, thats just getting old

Screaming · 04-11-2006, 06:59 AM

Fuck.

Im old.

polish_aristocrat · 04-11-2006, 07:05 AM

in 24 - there's a "don't" missing

mOrrI · 04-11-2006, 07:10 AM

Nice..... good one

G-Rotica · 04-11-2006, 07:10 AM

I'm all growed up.

HotPussyCat · 04-11-2006, 07:18 AM

hahaha ohhh shit these are good

tyler. · 04-11-2006, 07:26 AM

hehe , damn true

gornyhuy · 04-11-2006, 07:29 AM

27. You'd rather have your legs amputated than go to the mall.

Raven · 04-11-2006, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

got as far as number 6 before figuring out thats not growing up, thats just getting old

Don't be messing with my delusions. I thought they meant I was getting smarter.

Furious_Female · 04-11-2006, 07:38 AM

sigh

Choppa · 04-11-2006, 07:38 AM

I got as far as #1 and knew i was in trouble

QualityMpegs · 04-11-2006, 07:51 AM

I'm only 23 and that list depressed me...but wtf about the one about drinking at home before a bar to save money?? why not get pissed drunk at home, then go to the bar. I think I will always do that.

LittleSassy · 04-11-2006, 08:13 AM

heh!nice list...but it doesnt apply on me yet...

04-11-2006, 06:42 AM	#3
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04-11-2006, 06:45 AM	#4
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04-11-2006, 06:16 AM	#1
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	25 Signs You Have Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sx in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#ing kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S$# what the hell happened?" 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

04-11-2006, 06:19 AM	#2
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04-11-2006, 08:13 AM	#20
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