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Radical Nathan · 05-02-2006, 05:36 PM

this had me rollin...i thought i'd share it with you....

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Wizzo · 05-02-2006, 05:39 PM

Never knew my lawn guy, Jesus, was so popular...

Radical Nathan · 05-02-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Never knew my lawn guy, Jesus, was so popular...

did he take the day off yesterday?

SilentKnight · 05-02-2006, 05:48 PM

Still my favorite bumper sticker - "Lord...save us from your followers."

2HousePlague · 05-02-2006, 05:50 PM

2hp

Radical Nathan · 05-02-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

fuck YES!

Spunky · 05-02-2006, 06:22 PM

Jesus loves me ,yes I know

2HousePlague · 05-03-2006, 06:58 PM

2hp

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 07:19 PM

there is no fucking god.......

05-02-2006, 05:36 PM	#1
Radical Nathan Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in a house Posts: 155	if you love JESUS this had me rollin...i thought i'd share it with you.... The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away. __________________ you like musicians? no? you like jelly salesmen? > RADICAL CASH <

05-02-2006, 05:39 PM	#2
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Never knew my lawn guy, Jesus, was so popular... __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

05-02-2006, 05:50 PM	#5
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	2hp __________________ tada!

05-02-2006, 06:22 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Jesus loves me ,yes I know __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-03-2006, 06:58 PM	#8
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	2hp __________________ tada!

05-02-2006, 05:48 PM	#4
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Still my favorite bumper sticker - "Lord...save us from your followers."

05-03-2006, 07:19 PM	#9
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	there is no fucking god....... __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.