HELP!!! I can't drink beer! What is wrong with me? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSpreader · 04-10-2006, 04:56 PM

Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

Anyone else have this problem?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-10-2006, 04:57 PM

Maybe becuase your a bot.

digifan · 04-10-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Maybe becuase your a bot.

What a wonderful dilemma to be in.. I envy you.

TheSpreader · 04-10-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Maybe becuase your a bot.

What's your hang up with me being a bot? Let it go, man.

emthree · 04-10-2006, 05:12 PM

Beer is weak shit.
Drink something worth while.

juve20 · 04-10-2006, 05:14 PM

your fucked mate!

After Shock Media · 04-10-2006, 05:14 PM

Your body has an issue with Hops.

Deraj · 04-10-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

Anyone else have this problem?

You are a GIRL =)

SilentKnight · 04-10-2006, 05:17 PM

I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.

madawgz · 04-10-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.

im down for some free beer

yota71 · 04-10-2006, 07:07 PM

It could be alcoholic gastritus. Excessive use of alchohol distroys the lining of the stumach causing those problems. I stopped drinking because of it. If your going to drink coat your stomach with lots of starches first it helps. beers carbonation irritates it....

amateurcanada · 04-10-2006, 07:15 PM

hmm you could be allergic to something in beer.. goto your allergy clinic and find out. could be the hops or barley.. i faintly recall someone telling me the same and saying they were allergic to glutton, not sure if its the same

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

Anyone else have this problem?

biftek · 04-10-2006, 07:31 PM

your not missing out on much , beer is shit anyway
spirits all the way

Grapesoda · 04-10-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Your body has an issue with Hops.

or yeast? some beer is made from wheat . . like corona

Spunky · 04-10-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by biftek

your not missing out on much , beer is shit anyway
spirits all the way

Blasphemy

..Gods nectar

Pure Evil · 04-10-2006, 09:55 PM

quick tip that i found out the hard way, DO NOT drink beer after taking Tums, rolaids, maalox, etc. it will foam up in your stomach and make you so bloated you feel like you're going to puke.

Rictor · 04-11-2006, 12:02 AM

Beer is gross. Drink whiskey.

Thomas1007 · 04-11-2006, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.

LMAO ya thats exactly it. although I disagree, it may take him a dozen.
but to FULLY get the problem solved it may take years

Adam_M · 04-11-2006, 12:10 AM

I can't help you but i would like to say that is the saddest thing i have ever.

If i couldn't drink beer I'm not sure what i would do!!!

ilbb · 04-11-2006, 01:57 AM

You are ill, badly ill

Dirty F · 04-11-2006, 02:00 AM

The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

TheSpreader · 04-11-2006, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

Ok, Little Dutchboy...apples and oranges. My body is telling me something is wrong vs. somebody telling you that you're a fucking pussy to your face. HUGE DIFFERENCE there, my wood shoe wearing friend.

So if Chuck Norris was lactose intolerant and shit his paints after drinking a glass of milk it automatically makes him a pussy? But if someone went up to a girl that Chuck was obvious with and punked him with every opportunity he had knowing that the under-sized fucktard wasn't going to man up and defend his girl then that would make him a fucking pussy.

By the way, go back and read that thread. I posted several times that it didn't have to get violent and chances are if you would have just gotten off your puny ass and asked the guy politely to stop then he would have. But you were even scared to do that because what happens if it escalates? Your face isn't that pretty, Franckyboy. It could get whacked a couple times and remember; chicks dig scars. Chicks don't dig weak mean that piss themselves when faced with possible violence. Dick.

tyler. · 04-11-2006, 05:23 AM

that sucks , go see a doctor

biftek · 04-11-2006, 05:26 AM

would you happen to have any asian in you or your family tree ? its a proven fact that asians lack the genetic makeup to handle beer

TheSpreader · 04-11-2006, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by biftek

would you happen to have any asian in you or your family tree ? its a proven fact that asians lack the genetic makeup to handle beer

My grandfather was Japanese. So my dad was 1/2 Japanese making me 1/4 Jap. So I guess that could be it.

Warning Pages · 04-11-2006, 06:15 AM

I have never been to much of a beer drinker myself although I enjoy my occasional bass, but liquor is the way to go bro !!!!!!!

Sexsitesurfer · 04-11-2006, 06:29 AM

I think it must be an allergy. That sucks.

If not then practice. I am available to spot in the pubs of Budapest!

Screaming · 04-11-2006, 07:34 AM

Switch to rum.

Dirty F · 04-11-2006, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

blab blah

Hey shitstain, how about YOU go read that thread and find me where i said i pussied out. Are you retarded or just enjoy making things up. Wait, maybe you drank 2 beers when you read it? Haha a half jap fag who cant handle beers. Once again show us a pic and all the chicks you bang

You wont because youre an ugly faggot piece of shit who just like the guy in the thread i talked about jerks off to other guys girls he sees in the bar. Faggot.

Tom_PM · 04-11-2006, 08:12 AM

It does sound like an allergic reaction to Hops. My father was allergic to hops.

Phoenix · 04-11-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

nice post dickhead

is it the fact that he is most likely sick that amuses you?

Phoenix · 04-11-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Hey shitstain, how about YOU go read that thread and find me where i said i pussied out. Are you retarded or just enjoy making things up. Wait, maybe you drank 2 beers when you read it? Haha a half jap fag who cant handle beers. Once again show us a pic and all the chicks you bang

You wont because youre an ugly faggot piece of shit who just like the guy in the thread i talked about jerks off to other guys girls he sees in the bar. Faggot.

classic post from the cheesedick who lets men hit on his girl

grow some balls you twerp

Dirty F · 04-11-2006, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

nice post dickhead

is it the fact that he is most likely sick that amuses you?

Hey shitface, i understand i made you look like a retard in the 911 threads but how about you respond to me in those threads moron. Pretty pathetic attacking me out of the blue in random threads because youre pissed at me because i make you look stupid.

Dirty F · 04-11-2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

classic post from the cheesedick who lets men hit on his girl

grow some balls you twerp

My girl wouldnt look at you for 2 seconds. Stop dreaming.

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TheSpreader So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 501	HELP!!! I can't drink beer! What is wrong with me? Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids. Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me. I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day. Anyone else have this problem?

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer. Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.

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biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	your not missing out on much , beer is shit anyway spirits all the way

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

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