<---- 50 MJ's.....MJ is the Man!

damn - page views and posts like crazy in this one

This is gonna get MADViews and be a good ambush, Good pick Sleazy

I suppose I should begin before everyone loses interest, eh? So yeah, here goes...

Uhhhhhh... I get JFK Jr. a lot, Brandon Walsh, ocassionally, but not Elvis too often. (If you're thinking Brandon Walsh? I'll give you a hint, he lived in the following zip code: 90210.)
I dunno, I think since I'm eventually going to go bald and look hideous, I may as well go out in a blaze of glory and take advantage while I can. As far as I can tell, the ladies still like a nice big head of hair.

As for the jogging jackets, well, I've always been a big Adidas fan and I used to have five Adidas jackets, all different colors. I even went as far to have the matching pants for my navy blue one in college - it was my pimp suit, and also damn comfortable. I can't really get away with looking like a pimp anymore so the Adidas started to go, but then I saw this Puma jacket at Macy's and just couldn't pass it up. They're just comfortable. I don't wear them to dinners or to the club or anything. And maybe I'm stuck in the past or something too... :1orglaugh

we love the monty!

Great choice for an interview. Looking forward to seeing all the answers.

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Ya know MJ is a sexy beast :)

Oh god, that was that horsebackriding trip which I've been trying to forget. Fuckin stupid horse....

Monty!!!
You are the man, great times in Phoenix, even better times in cancun.

Let's hear about the man behind the man... lol

Here's the thing - I like to rock. I like to rock hard. These bands rock hard. I hear you snickering, but I am undeterred.
It all goes back to when I was a wee lad. My old man was a rocker and he instilled rocking in me at a young age. When I was 7 or 8, he turned me on to Kiss. I used to fall asleep at night listening to his 8-track of Dynasty, which is still one of my favorite albums. Anyway, I rocked hard in the 80s, which was the time of cock rock - Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant, Cinderella, etc., etc.
While many of those bands have fallen apart, bands like Bon Jovi and Heart are still rocking. In the past two years, I've seen them both live. And yes, in addition to still being able to shred, Nancy Wilson still looks mighty good.
While I'm not terribly keen on their recent work, I'll stand by the hard-rocking virtue of Heart songs like Barricuda, Bebe Le Strange, and Crazy on You, which quite possibly has the greatest intro ever written. Ditto for Bon Jovi gems like Runaway, In and Out of Love and You Give Love a Bad Name.
While my musical tastes are eclectic to say the least - Zeppelin, A Tribe Called Quest, Johnny Cash, White Stripes, J5, etc., if anyone wants a comprehensive history of cock rock or wants to debate the best power ballad of all time, my door is always open.

great interview choice sleazy - monty is a great guy, nothing but good times and great help since I met him up in the hills of Chatsworth CA :) Look forward to reading your replies monty.

Dude, Phoenix was the first time I was in a strip club in longer than I can remember, where I actually had a good time. Actually, the last time was when Lightspeed and Bob came to LA. Ten shots of Jager before dinner was over and then? On to Crazy Girls!

Go Monty Go!!

Love it so far and I can't wait to see the rest :)

ADIDAS for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup

Thurbs... LA just ain't the same since you left. Raja walks around like a lost puppy.

I haven't really thought about this in a while, as I am certifiably all-porn, all the time these days.

We used to milk cows, I wasn't terribly fond of it. I was in the barn from the time I could walk I guess. It was a lot of shitty work. In the winter it was shitty work and freezing your ass off. In the summer, it was shitty work and then more shitty work because you were tending to the crops. I was driving a tractor pretty early on. Driving a tractor is kind of cool, but not for the hours upon hours it takes you plow or disk a field.

The cool thing about the farm is the open space. We had ATVs when I was a kid, which are a hell of a lot of fun. And also, I would learn from time to time, a recipie for disaster for a reckless youth like myself. We built jumps, carved pathes through the woods, went mud running through the swamps, and sometimes ended up in the hospital.

We also had a lot of forested land, which meant hunting.
A lot of people not from Wisconsin don't understand the allure of deer hunting. You sit in a woods freezing your ass off for hours waiting to see a deer run by. Sometimes you don't see any at all. When you do, and you raise your rifle, it's one of the biggest rushes you'll ever experience. Moreso than any substance can provide. There is also a lot of drinking cheap beer involved with deer hunting (as there is with most things in Wisconsin). So the family would get together, drink cases of Pabst, eat tons of food, cuss, play euchre and shoot shit with our rifles. Good times!

Anyway, we lived in the country and I went to school in a really small town - 615 people large to be exact. It's called Suring. You'll be hard pressed to find it on a map.
I graduated in a class of 37.
I always hated small-town life, which is probably why I live in L.A. now - much more my speed, which I guess is balls to the walls.

I do miss all that green grass everywhere though, and the lakes and forest. Of course, now I can't sleep without the hum of traffic, sirens, etc.

The short answer is because I hang out with Raja. :1orglaugh

Actually, NakedHolly doesn't go anywhere but The Abbey, so in order to see Holly, sometimes I have to go to The Abbey, which is one of West Hollywood's finest.
Personally, I don't really care what kind of establishment it is as long as there's booze and good-looking women.

Then again, one night a lady friend and I were looking for an afterhours and we stumbled into a this gay club in West Hollywood. There were only two women in the place and I had brought one of them. The rest of it was filled with shirtless gay men. We danced anyway.

I'm all eyes on this one

me too.......

LMAO Hey I sometimes go to other places ... For example Monty you and I have gone to many strip clubs together and in fact spent our Thanksgiving at one! LOL.... The Abbey does Rock though! :thumbsup

Ah yes, Thanksgiving Debauchery '05, one for the annals.

nice, looks fun

That's not how I roll.

lovin this so far

Nice Monty!!! The interviewer gets interviewed!

Another great set of interview questions. Kudos :)

Interesting read

I worked in an adult bookstore in college. It was easy, the pay was good, I liked watching porn. Got a nice discount as well.
Most of the time it wasn't too busy so I'd watch porn, do schoolwork or read.

What was always busy though, were the boothes in the back. For the uninitiated, guys sit in these little boothes with a curtain and choose from several porn tapes to watch. And then you, uh... watch them. You can thank Ruben Sturman for the jerk-off booth.

No, I didn't have to clean the boothes. That's always the first question everyone asks. My dealings with the boothes consisted of powering them up in the morning or off at night.

The bad thing is, the boothes took tokens rather than quarters. Some people, in lieu of using the change machine in back, would constantly come up to the counter to get tokens. I grew a distaste for seeing the same people over and over, but they are the same people that are buying your products today. So as long as you don't have to look at them, I guess it's all good.

Oddly enough, as I was working here, I ran into a friend who told me he used to have the same job. I asked him why he quit and he told me one time a guy came running out of a booth up to the counter for tokens. When he got there and held out his hand, there was jizz dripping from it. My friend called the manager and told her she had 15 minutes to get to the store before he left.

My strangest experience was with this big awkward dude who always used to just hang out in the back. I thought he was gay, but wasn't sure. He was awfully stupid though, that's for sure. He'd kind of just mill around waiting for guys to come out of the boothes. I never saw him say anything to anyone, which I found strange. So I'd go stroll into the back to see what the hell he was doing and he'd scurry into an empty booth. A little while later, I'd see him milling around again. Eventually, he'd just leave. Creepy.

Another fun story about the porn shop is the amount of married men rolling in to check out gay porn. There were a lot of them, and this was in a town of only 60,000 people. Makes you wonder how many married guys have fantasies about hitting another dude. A lot, I suspect.

That's a strong word.

In college, me and a couple friends organized Wednesday Night Porn Night. At first, it was just 5-10 dudes hanging out checking out the latest adult title. After a while there were people coming from all over my hall, including quite a few women. We were packing 30 or so people into a small-ass dorm room to watch a little adult, maybe cracking a few beers, maybe ordering up some chicken (for what later would come to be referred to as Wednesday Night Chicken and Porn Night). It was interesting to say the least.

Then, of course, came the bookstore. While I was familiar with AVN, I had never really picked up a copy before I worked at the bookstore, so I became fairly well acquainted with it.

This all added up and since I was a journalism major, one of the co-founders of Wednesday Night Porn Night always chided me with "someday you're gonna work for AVN."

After a couple years in L.A. I found myself in need of a new job. I was working for a mainstream producer and missed writing. I went to my go-to site for all jobs journalism-related, JournalismJobs.com, and what do I see? AVN - Adult industry publication seeks managing editor...

And so it goes...

My friend is now a professor and track coach at Mankato State in Minnesota. I'm working for AVN. He's jealous.

Until tomorrow...

Great read so far! Monty's a great guy!

Great interview, great guy ....go MJ!

This is too much fun, thanks Sleazy and Monty!

Monty, missed catching up with you in Phoenix. Was great to say hi but I hope we get more time soon! :winkwink:

Nice interview

Hellloooo porn, and hellooooo CURIOUS (toyboy?)... The nature of this industry is both disgusting and fascinating at the same time. And profitable. Good one.

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not going to debate. i'm just going to agree. i love heart!! singing baracuda as we speak!

johnny cash, tribe called quest - love it. :thumbsup

Bottle service with hot chics accompanying always makes for a good night. :thumbsup

LOL - I hate it when there is going to be an Ambush interview that I might actually follow. Takes so much time.

Good choice Sleazy.

Maybe, someday -- I'll be cool enough to be paid to write like MJ.

A boy can wish...no?

FYI - there is NO MORE BOTTLE SERVICE IN LA now.

If you want that shit...you better head to Vegas...the new chief of police outlawed it with a city ordinance.

Pretty whacked, eh?

I have 1 word for you...

SLAYER!!!

One of the best Ambush Interviews thus far. Guess this is what happens when you have a writer telling his stories. Nice one Monty!

Jeremy

great read so far...

Monty Monty, he's our man .. If he can't do it .. No one can!!!


Monty is an awesome writer and journalist ... An indusrty person that I consider a Friend !