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What about the episode that was on tonight with the cult. The leader crashes into the hillbillys house with a bunch of bags of money.
HillBilly: Mister, you're trespassing on MY dirt farm.
Leader: You wouldn't happen to need a messiah would ya?
HillBilly: No, (cocks shotgun) but I'll take them sacks of money from ya
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Homer to Chief Wiggum at the Chilli Cookoff:
"Don't lose your day job...... Whatever That is...."
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"He carved it from a bigger spoon"
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Homer: They have the Internet on computers now?!Comment
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Homer: To start press any key...where's the "any key"?Comment
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Bart: Thelonius? What are you doing behind the curtain.
Wiggum: I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed.
Ralph: Daddy's stomach is crying!Comment
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Since we've already seen "To alcohol..."
Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know!
OR the parents great advice:
"I was wrong to have a dream. Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low that no will care if you succeed." -Marge
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try" - Homer
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Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Smithers to Mr Burns. - I told you so
Mr. Burns - I told you so has a brother and his name is Shut UP.
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.AIM sherierocks
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I love the simpsons. I tivo them all so I can watch them when nothing else is on. Tivo rocks!Comment
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lol the Ralph quotes are the best#27024067Comment
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some good Homer quotes in this thread, here's another:
"I hope I didn't brain my damage." --Homer Simpson
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Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
it was not dr. hibbert
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Bart: Aye Carumba!!!!
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I copy/pasted that from the "memorable quotes" section on imdb.comOriginally posted by gangbangjoeit was not dr. hibbert
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotesAbra-cadabra!Comment
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Homer: Een America, first you get da suger. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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Dr. Hibbert: You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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this thread reminds to watch more simpsonsComment
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Here's a shitload of them...funny stuff!
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Best thread ever!
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Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? And these TV guides... so many memories...Comment
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