I need some funny english sexual "sterio types"

[leggs]

I'm not looking to insult anyone....
Well not in a hurtful kind of way. But I need some pretty politically incorrect sexual commentary on the Brits.

So if anyone can help me out it would be greatly appreciated.

[seanchai]

I was in Thailand years ago and with this girl from a bar. She asked where I was from and I said, England. "Oh, great, I love England men."
Wow - great, I'm thinking - this is going to be fun, so to boost the ego and patriotism a bit more I asked her why she liked English men so much?

"American men, they too big head they they too good.
German men, they very bad, they want wife to watch.
I like England man.
England man have sex and go sleep, very easy."

My Geordie ego deflated....

seanchai

[Pandemos]

Isn't that what all men want to do anyway? Have sex, go sleep.

[Sexsitesurfer]

Got to involve perverted politicians in football kit or Profumo affair style parties...

[nofx]

I was in Thailand years ago and with this girl from a bar. She asked where I was from and I said, England. "Oh, great, I love England men."
Wow - great, I'm thinking - this is going to be fun, so to boost the ego and patriotism a bit more I asked her why she liked English men so much?

"American men, they too big head they they too good.
German men, they very bad, they want wife to watch.
I like England man.
England man have sex and go sleep, very easy."

My Geordie ego deflated....

seanchai

hbhahha

nice.

[quantum-x]

All British women are ugly? (exception: mixed race)
All British men are pale and flabby?

lol, i dunno

[2HousePlague]

2hp

[Sexsitesurfer]

All British women are ugly? (exception: mixed race)

Over here they all say that about the Brits too. It was quite disturbing when I first came. The Hungarian girls all presume you only shagged foreigners or ugly chicks if you lived in UK.

Honestly, there are some nice ones.

[mOrrI]

I was in Thailand years ago and with this girl from a bar. She asked where I was from and I said, England. "Oh, great, I love England men."
Wow - great, I'm thinking - this is going to be fun, so to boost the ego and patriotism a bit more I asked her why she liked English men so much?

"American men, they too big head they they too good.
German men, they very bad, they want wife to watch.
I like England man.
England man have sex and go sleep, very easy."

My Geordie ego deflated....

seanchai

very funny

[leggs]

Over here they all say that about the Brits too. It was quite disturbing when I first came. The Hungarian girls all presume you only shagged foreigners or ugly chicks if you lived in UK.

Honestly, there are some nice ones.

Are you kidding...
There are some stunning hotties here!!! And I mean really stunning!!!

And they are soo much nastier than I expected.

I quote one girl we swung with..
"Would you like to see your man take his filthy cock out my arse and stick down my throat."

And she wasn't even a porn chick!!!!