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Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 07:43 PM

Keev · 05-06-2002, 07:45 PM

WOHOOO!!! Thats pretty tight of an idea... I am kinda in favor of them like potato guns they have at the stadium. They stuff tshirts, hot dogs and other crap into them and launch them into the crowd....... you could probably stuff your gerbils in there AMP and give you a better kick....

CDSmith · 05-06-2002, 09:09 PM

Hot diggety!

I wonder if they make one big enough to handle the big Polish smokies?
Damn those hot-dog-cart-smokies are addictive. Onions, saurkraut, hot peppers, mustard & relish, mmmmmmm

Okay, now I'm hungry. Thanks amp. Ya big weenie

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Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 09:15 PM

I may hafta get everyone one of those for Christmas....

Pornwolf · 05-06-2002, 09:22 PM

Nice! I was thinking about one of those over the weekend while I was heating some dogs on my George Foreman grill.

CDSmith · 05-06-2002, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I may hafta get everyone one of those for Christmas....

Ya ya, that would be great. What about your plan to move to Hawaii? Wasn't that supposed to be this year?

Reason I mention it is, you spoke of a beach party once you get there, and I don't forget things like beach parties lightly.

Hawaii. Yeahhhh! I am so up for Hawaii.
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Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Ya ya, that would be great. What about your plan to move to Hawaii? Wasn't that supposed to be this year?

Reason I mention it is, you spoke of a beach party once you get there, and I don't forget things like beach parties lightly.

Hawaii. Yeahhhh! I am so up for Hawaii.

less than 2 months bro.... we just got our tickets.... our ONE WAY tickets... this afternoon... it's carved in stone.

We fly on July 1st.

and we ain't never comin' back.

Pornwolf · 05-06-2002, 09:30 PM

You are about to be in Web Guy heaven! Hawaii, pretty girl (I'm assuming), & job independence!

You've made it Amp!

CDSmith · 05-06-2002, 09:31 PM

Halle-f**Kin-looya!!

Congrats man,.... nothing I respect more than a man who keeps his word and does what he says he's gonna do.

<sniff>

<HONK!>

...... I love you man!

Let me know when's the liua (sp?), be sure to have lots o' coconut shrimps.
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Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 09:34 PM

just had to move up the date a few months.... had to be there for Independence Day ya know....

but I am missing one crucial element....

I need to get a hammock.

ZoiNk · 05-06-2002, 09:37 PM

um... EW!
Personally I would live a wendys drivethrough in my kitchen though

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Cute wendys hit that hits on me :>
ZoiNk

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
nothing I respect more than a man who keeps his word and does what he says he's gonna do.

indeed.... and speaking of that....
I've gotten behind on some projects because of some hosting issues that absolutely had to be resolved before I can even think of getting out of here, but today I got all that fixed thanks to the amazing people at XFR, and I can now finally fully concentrate on getting these projects knocked out in short order. Domain is still propagating to the new box, but the issue has been dealt with. So, yes.... I will also be keeping my word to those clients that are lurking in on this and reading... I apologize for all the downtime I've had with the extranet and everything. It won't be happening again.

Lexxx · 05-06-2002, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
A must have for every webmaster.

Makes me drool while working late here...

Amputate Your Head · 05-06-2002, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by Lexxx

Makes me drool while working late here...

I'm tellin' ya.... I gotta get me one of those things....

CDSmith · 05-06-2002, 11:06 PM

Here's another good one..... http://www.beercanchickenroaster.com/

I did up a chicken a few weeks ago like this, with a half-full beer can shoved up it's anus and barbecued for an hour. Damn damn damn that was some fine moist boid.

Damn fine. Try it.

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05-06-2002, 07:43 PM	#1
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05-06-2002, 07:45 PM	#2
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	WOHOOO!!! Thats pretty tight of an idea... I am kinda in favor of them like potato guns they have at the stadium. They stuff tshirts, hot dogs and other crap into them and launch them into the crowd....... you could probably stuff your gerbils in there AMP and give you a better kick.... __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

05-06-2002, 09:09 PM	#3
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hot diggety! I wonder if they make one big enough to handle the big Polish smokies? Damn those hot-dog-cart-smokies are addictive. Onions, saurkraut, hot peppers, mustard & relish, mmmmmmm Okay, now I'm hungry. Thanks amp. Ya big weenie <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF0000">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a> * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>

05-06-2002, 09:31 PM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Halle-f*Kin-looya!! Congrats man,.... nothing I respect more than a man who keeps his word and does what he says he's gonna do. <sniff> <HONK!> ...... I love you man! Let me know when's the liua (sp?), be sure to have lots o' coconut shrimps. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">new trades</font></a> welcome. * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a> * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>

05-06-2002, 09:37 PM	#11
ZoiNk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 2,370	um... EW! Personally I would live a wendys drivethrough in my kitchen though Mmmmmmmmmmm, Cute wendys hit that hits on me :> ZoiNk __________________ "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

05-06-2002, 09:15 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I may hafta get everyone one of those for Christmas....

05-06-2002, 09:22 PM	#5
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Nice! I was thinking about one of those over the weekend while I was heating some dogs on my George Foreman grill.

05-06-2002, 09:30 PM	#8
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	You are about to be in Web Guy heaven! Hawaii, pretty girl (I'm assuming), & job independence! You've made it Amp!

05-06-2002, 09:34 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	just had to move up the date a few months.... had to be there for Independence Day ya know.... but I am missing one crucial element.... I need to get a hammock.

05-06-2002, 11:06 PM	#15
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Here's another good one..... http://www.beercanchickenroaster.com/ I did up a chicken a few weeks ago like this, with a half-full beer can shoved up it's anus and barbecued for an hour. Damn damn damn that was some fine moist boid. Damn fine. Try it. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> International ~ Models ~ database <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">new trades</font></a> welcome. * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a> * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>