Friday afternoon joke : "Married Buddies" - GoFuckYourself.com

Ben.Z · 04-07-2006, 12:54 PM

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, getundressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down myleg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up andyells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass andshout,"WHO'S HORNY" ... and she acts like she is asleep every time."

Hope everyone has a good weekend!

Downtime · 04-07-2006, 12:55 PM

haha that was good

axelcat · 04-07-2006, 01:09 PM

schwing · 04-07-2006, 01:11 PM

LMAO. That was great!

Manowar · 04-07-2006, 01:12 PM

Phoenix · 04-07-2006, 01:13 PM

haha so true

LittleSassy · 04-07-2006, 01:19 PM

good one for the weekend

Vitasoy · 04-08-2006, 02:32 AM

That gave me a chuckle

gecko · 04-08-2006, 03:31 AM

04-07-2006, 12:54 PM	#1
Ben.Z Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: CardReady.com Posts: 1,164	Friday afternoon joke : "Married Buddies" Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, getundressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down myleg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up andyells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass andshout,"WHO'S HORNY" ... and she acts like she is asleep every time." Hope everyone has a good weekend! __________________ *Credit Card Processing for Adult Merchants* Contact me: Ben Z. (ben\|AT\|CardReady.com) ICQ_138827832 Toll Free: 1.888.398.6001 Ext.212

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