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DraX 11-30-2006 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph (Post 9640437)
Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

First intelligent comment in this thread :2 cents:

ForteCash 11-30-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraX (Post 11420643)
First intelligent comment in this thread :2 cents:

I agree :thumbsup

DraX 11-30-2006 08:17 AM

oh this is an old thread...

edgeprod 11-30-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11420625)
An yet another person whom I will never do business with :thumbsup

Perfect way to prove the point, but maybe that's another story.

"I'm taking my toys, and I am going home!" seems to be the temper tantrum you're throwing. It's a reasonably unloaded gun, as far as I can tell, and hopefully you'll just "grow out of it." I guess the best advice I can give you is: "Got an issue? Get a tissue." Crying about it makes you seem .. I dunno, pedantic, I guess.

Has anyone ever ICQ'd you and said something like, "Oh, my god! I'm so sorry I offended your delicate sensibilities! Please reconsider?"

I'm genuinely interested. You seem like an okay guy, with the exception of this particular annoying habit. If you could consider not pointing a finger at EVERY person who disagrees with you and saying, "OH NOES, YOU'RE BLACKLISTED FROM MY SITE!" it might help you fit in a bit better.

*shrug* Just my :2 cents:

Ben_MN 11-30-2006 01:22 PM

Try Bungee Climbing......

1. Attach a bungee to the ground near a cliff

2. Climb the cliff as high as you an untill.......

3. Splat! mission accomplished.

AssPirate 11-30-2006 01:25 PM

If you want something dramatic, slit the area around your right armpit with a very sharp knife and lie down. The blood will flow copiously and there's no turning back. You will just feel cold and drift off to unconsciousness. Leave rolls of tissues behind. You will make a terrible mess.

dig420 11-30-2006 01:27 PM

edgeprod, are you being paid to carry the water for JTF? You're getting irritating, and your bullshit isn't nearly as interesting as the fact that JTF got called out for a fight. Stay the fuck out of it.

ForteCash 11-30-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 11422588)
If you want something dramatic, slit the area around your right armpit with a very sharp knife and lie down. The blood will flow copiously and there's no turning back. You will just feel cold and drift off to unconsciousness. Leave rolls of tissues behind. You will make a terrible mess.

jesus! ouch!!!! :Oh crap

edgeprod 11-30-2006 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11422601)
edgeprod, are you being paid to carry the water for JTF? You're getting irritating, and your bullshit isn't nearly as interesting as the fact that JTF got called out for a fight. Stay the fuck out of it.

I can't stand JTF.

Can't quite remember who you are, but your name looks somewhat familiar .. unless I'm confusing you with the Dig Dug came, which is highly possible.

dig420 11-30-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11422626)
I can't stand JTF.

Can't quite remember who you are, but your name looks somewhat familiar .. unless I'm confusing you with the Dig Dug came, which is highly possible.

then stay the fuck out of it and quit bumping irrelevant threads.

Burridge 11-30-2006 01:39 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....s/tub_fin2.gif

ForteCash 11-30-2006 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Burridge (Post 11422679)

what the hell is that???

MyNameIsNobody 11-30-2006 01:41 PM

people who say they wanna kill themselves make me wanna commit my life!


(note the joke or whatever.. )

Burridge 11-30-2006 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11422684)
what the hell is that???

that would be death by eating a bathtub full of beans. credited to mr. maddox.

edgeprod 11-30-2006 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11422647)
then stay the fuck out of it and quit bumping irrelevant threads.

Got an issue? Get a tissue.

tytyguy 11-30-2006 02:06 PM

its all the snow here isnt it? its makin u wanna die. me tooo, its cold

madawgz 11-30-2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge (Post 11422679)

if you eat too much of anything you can kill yourself

chartgraves 11-30-2006 02:13 PM

I recommend you have a picture snapper during this so someone from GFY can post and we can hold a funeral for you on the forums and pay our last respects

SomeCreep 11-30-2006 02:16 PM

http://www.pickeringcreek.com/suicide_gun_sm.jpg

CaptainWolfy 11-30-2006 02:24 PM

why do you think you want to kill yourself?

ForteCash 11-30-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by empty1987 (Post 11422928)
why do you think you want to kill yourself?

Just a traffic whore man :thumbsup

scottybuzz 11-30-2006 02:33 PM

wtf people, dont tell him no. thats just fascist


the choice is yours.

IMO if you hate life that much, go ahead thats if you will only cause negativty to people around you.
if you are positve person, then dont.

Michaelious 11-30-2006 02:35 PM

Not really a funny comment

Eservices2k3 11-30-2006 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11422936)
Just a traffic whore man :thumbsup

So you decided to claim you were suicidal in hopes to get people to feel sorry for you and send you more traffic? Wow Brandon, you've somehow managed to not only hit an all time low, but you're still digging man.

jimthefiend 11-30-2006 03:35 PM

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evilangelalex 11-30-2006 04:00 PM

OD on energy drinks...

Elixir 11-30-2006 04:05 PM

Killing for fun http://www.gay.hr/web/smilies/rotfl.gif

E$_manager 11-30-2006 04:11 PM

I think that was a joke.

GrouchyAdmin 11-30-2006 04:15 PM

consuming lye

ForteCash 11-30-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eservices2k3 (Post 11423137)
So you decided to claim you were suicidal in hopes to get people to feel sorry for you and send you more traffic? Wow Brandon, you've somehow managed to not only hit an all time low, but you're still digging man.

Who said you can use my first name when you address me? :1orglaugh

No, that wasnt my intentions, I was hoping for some comical suicide techniques that would be posted. which is exactly what has been posted, except for the occasional *dont do it* shit (yawn)

suicidemessiah 11-30-2006 04:56 PM

yeah why not :)

Eservices2k3 11-30-2006 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11423734)
Who said you can use my first name when you address me? :1orglaugh

No, that wasnt my intentions, I was hoping for some comical suicide techniques that would be posted. which is exactly what has been posted, except for the occasional *dont do it* shit (yawn)

I chatted with you about 5 years ago and sent you a bit of traffic, you seemed like a decent guy. Suicide isn't a joking matter man.

MicDoohan 11-30-2006 05:28 PM

this fortecash is a fucking attention seeking piece of shit

fuck him and his pathetic program

Star 69 11-30-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph (Post 9640437)
Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

good idea. This man just do wrong thing. I mean the thread starter

Miss Gong 11-30-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 9640346)
so, how should i do it? :(

- make yourself killed by somebody by annoying him/her (you have to choose a really irritable individual)

- put your hands in your nose and mouth so you cant breath and that's it until you die (that's minimalist)

- anyway, do something big before you leave this world and upload it to youtube.

:thumbsup

EBORG9 11-30-2006 06:18 PM

Download some Ashlee Simpson and Paris Hilton songs first, it will make the decision easier.

Pleasurepays 11-30-2006 06:23 PM

http://www.gettingunstuck.com/Abnorm...Assessment.gif

CyberHustler 11-30-2006 06:34 PM

http://prankboards.com/highdive.wmv

viewer discretion advised!

ForteCash 11-30-2006 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eservices2k3 (Post 11424087)
I chatted with you about 5 years ago and sent you a bit of traffic, you seemed like a decent guy. Suicide isn't a joking matter man.

A very close family member of mine commited suicide, so i think i have much more room to joke about it if I want.

Thanks.


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