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woj 04-07-2006 11:25 PM

50........,. :)

gecko 04-08-2006 12:58 AM

Nothing to joke about

u-Bob 04-08-2006 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
don't forget to tape the whole thing, and leave a note to release it on the internet... or better yet, do live streaming...

:thumbsup

BT 04-08-2006 05:19 AM

living is easy so why even think of a stupid thing like that unless you have a teminal
illness or something I see that as a brain less thought

travs 04-08-2006 05:46 AM

bump .

Herb Kornfield 04-08-2006 07:37 AM

Nothing is worth killing yourself over.

The people that you leave behind are who suffers the most.

CyberHustler 04-08-2006 07:51 AM

don't do it

mrthumbs 04-08-2006 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 11-30-2006 06:46 AM

Whats the status on this?

notabook 11-30-2006 06:51 AM

You could try fucking an alligator. Would be one helluva story on the evening news.

Dagwolf 11-30-2006 06:54 AM

1 hit of acid
1 peyote button
4 g dried shrooms
2 liters of Killian's Red
1 flask of tequila

It may not kill you but it'll send you to the spirit world for a while!

luvlyn 11-30-2006 06:54 AM

get involved in sweetest crime and get lethal injection

Klen 11-30-2006 06:54 AM

You can always go to gay bar and have fun hehe

who 11-30-2006 06:56 AM

R.I.P Pathfinder!

4Man 11-30-2006 07:04 AM

It is not good if you want.

DarkJedi 11-30-2006 07:13 AM

Cut your jugular vein.

You will pass out immediately, no pain.

Alphonso 11-30-2006 07:14 AM

congrats to winners !!!

ForteCash 11-30-2006 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso (Post 11420367)
congrats to winners !!!

Nice Sig!!!! :thumbsup

TheLegacy 11-30-2006 07:18 AM

suicidal? is this a side effect of using penis enlargment pills?

why not just continue doing business the way you are - sure someone will take care of it for you

ForteCash 11-30-2006 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 11420391)
suicidal? is this a side effect of using penis enlargment pills?

why not just continue doing business the way you are - sure someone will take care of it for you

Unfortunately there's nothing new and interesting in this thread for suicide :2 cents:

So much for that :winkwink:

E$_manager 11-30-2006 07:22 AM

A bullet. Fast and for sure.

edgeprod 11-30-2006 07:22 AM

I hope this isn't a joke.

Every time someone says something you don't like, you respond with "omgwtfbbq, you're BLACKLISTED, and my 7 hits a day will NEVER go to YOUR program, even though I might actually make some MONEY that way! Oh, and I made $175 today, PLEASE believe that's something approaching money that matters on Earth!"

Frankly, it's annoying, and I have a pretty high tolerance for annoying people.

Good luck with whatever method you choose.

hzoltan 11-30-2006 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canibal-7 (Post 9640480)
Gravediggaz


So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line...


OFF:
great song!:thumbsup

TheLegacy 11-30-2006 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11420406)
Unfortunately there's nothing new and interesting in this thread for suicide :2 cents:

So much for that :winkwink:

my apology's - just I know several people who have committed suicide and personally I don't find this an amusing thread. My hope is that you never loose someone to suicide or even know how joking about it can hurt others who have.

E$_manager 11-30-2006 07:35 AM

We shouldn't give advices. What if you guy will kill yourself. We will blame ourselves forever. :(

Klen 11-30-2006 07:53 AM

Whatever,this is just sig spot thread.

kmanrox 11-30-2006 07:59 AM

yeah, i'd definitely eat a sheet of LSD, about 10 pills of ecstasy and shoot up some black tar heroine, then pop yourself with a .50 or a magnum 44.. make sure to get the angle right or you'll end up still alive with no teeth and a hole thru the front of your face... angle is very important.. make sure to post some sick shit in a blog, you will live forever in infamy as everyone knows its fun to read a dead man's blog.. his last chance to say words that will never die...

and yes, tape it, it will eventually get leaked onto the internet and you'll be even more remembered forever...

kmanrox 11-30-2006 08:01 AM

damn, old thread.. but nonetheless bookmark it as my way to do it is second to none...

redboxcreative 11-30-2006 08:02 AM

use nail cutter dude,:1orglaugh

ForteCash 11-30-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11420417)
I hope this isn't a joke.

Every time someone says something you don't like, you respond with "omgwtfbbq, you're BLACKLISTED, and my 7 hits a day will NEVER go to YOUR program, even though I might actually make some MONEY that way! Oh, and I made $175 today, PLEASE believe that's something approaching money that matters on Earth!"

Frankly, it's annoying, and I have a pretty high tolerance for annoying people.

Good luck with whatever method you choose.

An yet another person whom I will never do business with :thumbsup

DraX 11-30-2006 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph (Post 9640437)
Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

First intelligent comment in this thread :2 cents:

ForteCash 11-30-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraX (Post 11420643)
First intelligent comment in this thread :2 cents:

I agree :thumbsup

DraX 11-30-2006 08:17 AM

oh this is an old thread...

edgeprod 11-30-2006 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11420625)
An yet another person whom I will never do business with :thumbsup

Perfect way to prove the point, but maybe that's another story.

"I'm taking my toys, and I am going home!" seems to be the temper tantrum you're throwing. It's a reasonably unloaded gun, as far as I can tell, and hopefully you'll just "grow out of it." I guess the best advice I can give you is: "Got an issue? Get a tissue." Crying about it makes you seem .. I dunno, pedantic, I guess.

Has anyone ever ICQ'd you and said something like, "Oh, my god! I'm so sorry I offended your delicate sensibilities! Please reconsider?"

I'm genuinely interested. You seem like an okay guy, with the exception of this particular annoying habit. If you could consider not pointing a finger at EVERY person who disagrees with you and saying, "OH NOES, YOU'RE BLACKLISTED FROM MY SITE!" it might help you fit in a bit better.

*shrug* Just my :2 cents:

Ben_MN 11-30-2006 01:22 PM

Try Bungee Climbing......

1. Attach a bungee to the ground near a cliff

2. Climb the cliff as high as you an untill.......

3. Splat! mission accomplished.

AssPirate 11-30-2006 01:25 PM

If you want something dramatic, slit the area around your right armpit with a very sharp knife and lie down. The blood will flow copiously and there's no turning back. You will just feel cold and drift off to unconsciousness. Leave rolls of tissues behind. You will make a terrible mess.

dig420 11-30-2006 01:27 PM

edgeprod, are you being paid to carry the water for JTF? You're getting irritating, and your bullshit isn't nearly as interesting as the fact that JTF got called out for a fight. Stay the fuck out of it.

ForteCash 11-30-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 11422588)
If you want something dramatic, slit the area around your right armpit with a very sharp knife and lie down. The blood will flow copiously and there's no turning back. You will just feel cold and drift off to unconsciousness. Leave rolls of tissues behind. You will make a terrible mess.

jesus! ouch!!!! :Oh crap

edgeprod 11-30-2006 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11422601)
edgeprod, are you being paid to carry the water for JTF? You're getting irritating, and your bullshit isn't nearly as interesting as the fact that JTF got called out for a fight. Stay the fuck out of it.

I can't stand JTF.

Can't quite remember who you are, but your name looks somewhat familiar .. unless I'm confusing you with the Dig Dug came, which is highly possible.

dig420 11-30-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11422626)
I can't stand JTF.

Can't quite remember who you are, but your name looks somewhat familiar .. unless I'm confusing you with the Dig Dug came, which is highly possible.

then stay the fuck out of it and quit bumping irrelevant threads.

Burridge 11-30-2006 01:39 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....s/tub_fin2.gif

ForteCash 11-30-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge (Post 11422679)

what the hell is that???

MyNameIsNobody 11-30-2006 01:41 PM

people who say they wanna kill themselves make me wanna commit my life!


(note the joke or whatever.. )

Burridge 11-30-2006 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11422684)
what the hell is that???

that would be death by eating a bathtub full of beans. credited to mr. maddox.

edgeprod 11-30-2006 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11422647)
then stay the fuck out of it and quit bumping irrelevant threads.

Got an issue? Get a tissue.

tytyguy 11-30-2006 02:06 PM

its all the snow here isnt it? its makin u wanna die. me tooo, its cold

madawgz 11-30-2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge (Post 11422679)

if you eat too much of anything you can kill yourself

chartgraves 11-30-2006 02:13 PM

I recommend you have a picture snapper during this so someone from GFY can post and we can hold a funeral for you on the forums and pay our last respects

SomeCreep 11-30-2006 02:16 PM

http://www.pickeringcreek.com/suicide_gun_sm.jpg

CaptainWolfy 11-30-2006 02:24 PM

why do you think you want to kill yourself?


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