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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    Official Political Announcement

    Well, I leaked this info out a couple of days ago but now I am officially releasing it.

    In the next Presidential Election, I will be running for election of The Commander and Chief of this wonderful country we call America.

    The Bush administration has fucked us enough and we are only about halfway through the current term. It is time for us to take action and put a proper representative of the "people" into office.

    PornJester will be handling the management of the campaign. I am seeking a qualified running mate as well as the input from the people [that's you] on what issues they really want to have addressed.
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075
      #2
      oh, I'm all OVER that brutha.... cuz I got lots of issues!

      but do I gotta know stuff?
      SIG TOO BIG

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        • JackFoley
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 858
          #3
          BP4VP
          SUBMIT | TRADE | CONTACT

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            • Naughty
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6478
              #4
              LOL
              seks.ai for sale - ping me

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                  oh, I'm all OVER that brutha.... cuz I got lots of issues!

                  but do I gotta know stuff?
                  Look at Bush then ask me again.

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917
                      #6
                      Seriously folks, hit me with your suggestions. What are the important issues to you and so forth.

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          Seriously folks, hit me with your suggestions. What are the important issues to you and so forth.
                          FREE RANCH DRESSING FOR LIFE!!!! WOOHOO!!!
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                            • JackFoley
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 858
                              #8
                              Criminalize idiocy. Get the stupids off the streets.
                              SUBMIT | TRADE | CONTACT

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by JackFoley
                                  Criminalize idiocy. Get the stupids off the streets.
                                  hey!! that's not necessary now is it??
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • railz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 2531
                                      #10
                                      Cool - can I get my citizenship for this new republic now?
                                      This Space for Rent

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                                        • darksoft
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 768
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                          FREE RANCH DRESSING FOR LIFE!!!! WOOHOO!!!
                                          Oh FUCK yeah! I'm in for that one!

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                                            • Onehelluvanoize
                                              Registered User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 61
                                              #12
                                              evacuate entire Israel as well as all the palestine areas and than NUKE THE SHIT out of the place... 2000 years of radioactivity.. let's see if it's still worth fighting over...
                                              .

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917
                                                  #13
                                                  Hey, this shit worked for Clinton's house keeper, why not my roommate?

                                                  Ranch dressing huh? I can check into it but I highly doubt that it will make it onto my agenda.

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                                                    • pornJester
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 6138
                                                      #14
                                                      Here are the campaign buttons...



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                                                        • BabeHunter
                                                          Webmaster
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 4063
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Onehelluvanoize
                                                          evacuate entire Israel as well as all the palestine areas and than NUKE THE SHIT out of the place... 2000 years of radioactivity.. let's see if it's still worth fighting over...
                                                          hmm...let me think....NO...

                                                          Criminalize idiocy. Get the stupids off the streets.
                                                          this can work out for a lot of ppl...


                                                          Aaron...i think you know what you have to do...
                                                          hehe
                                                          Yep

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                                                            • Altima
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 221
                                                              #16
                                                              subsudise bandwidth companies,
                                                              Lower taxes,
                                                              Start wars,
                                                              get head from lots'o'chicks
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                                                                • TheSpaceBulldog
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 1103
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by pornJester
                                                                  Here are the campaign buttons...
                                                                  If you need funds for the campaign then you could always talk to Nabisco about using Aaron's face on their new gorilla cookies.
                                                                  #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                    • Steve
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 6894
                                                                      #18
                                                                      good idea

                                                                      let's see the local cops bust up your photo shoots once you have secret service all around you.

                                                                      can Emminent Domain be claimed on that park? Oh shit, you can shoot orgies on the Lincoln Memorial! Asian ganagbangs in front of the Vietnam Memorial!

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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Damn good points. I did not even consider the on location benefits of this.

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                                                                            • davvve
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 560
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Onehelluvanoize
                                                                              evacuate entire Israel as well as all the palestine areas and than NUKE THE SHIT out of the place... 2000 years of radioactivity.. let's see if it's still worth fighting over...
                                                                              good point you've got there....
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                                                                                • Steve
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 6894
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  On top of that, I'm sure the politicians from Thailand will be sending over a hot female dragon for your pleasure.

                                                                                  It's good to be the king! Even the president, too

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                                                                                    • Beastiepoo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 1971
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by pornJester
                                                                                      Here are the campaign buttons...
                                                                                      I WANT ONE!!!!

                                                                                      I'll lead the 'americans abroad' campaign. All of us US citizens abroad wil make the trip home just to vote....FOR YOU!
                                                                                      Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                                                                                        • Frank W
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 889
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Melrose Larry Green?
                                                                                          "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

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                                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                              • 20306
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              You could make porn a criminal act, sentence: Death by hanging from the balls
                                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                • Tanker
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2000
                                                                                                  • 9287
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I would vote for you but your not old enough to be prez we are going to have to wait a few elections

                                                                                                  Tanker
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                                                                                                    • TopCashQ
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 141
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Any particular party affiliation in mind? If not, maybe you could establish a new party with a strong pro-porn platform and call it the "Pink Party".

                                                                                                      Who knows - if they make a confusing enough ballot you just might win! (or at least you'll get more votes than Buchanan...)
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                                                                                                        • UnseenWorld
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 5279
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I'm renouncing my citizenship tomorrow early.
                                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                            • HeadPimp
                                                                                                              Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 2772
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Hmmm..... the only problem is you ain't old enough yet you young whippesnapper! If I remember my social studies right you have to be 35 to become president. Don't think you are quite there yet.

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                                                                                                                • zubr
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 1227
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  i will vote for you!
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                                                                                                                    • DTK
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 4546
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                      Seriously folks, hit me with your suggestions. What are the important issues to you and so forth.
                                                                                                                      What is your stand on Flapjacks?
                                                                                                                      Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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