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BrettJ · 05-07-2002, 02:13 AM

Most disturbing movie of my life.

I'm 52 minutes into it - and I want to be sick.

This is a horrible awful - twisted - sick movie.

You should Go Rent it!

Pathfinder · 05-07-2002, 02:16 AM

What is the story line?

Shooter · 05-07-2002, 02:24 AM

Watch Chill Factor - so bad it's good.

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 02:30 AM

I fucking love that movie!!! The opening scene is the best. That guy is creepy as a motherfucker.

American Beauty was a cheap, un-ballsy rip off.

BrettJ · 05-07-2002, 02:30 AM

sick twisted guy # 1 goes to a shrink (which turns out being sick twisted guy # 2).

Sick twisted guy # 1 - calls women up and says that he is going to fuck the girl so hard that cum is going to spurt out their ear.

sick twisted guy #2 - has a dream about walking into a park and killing everybody. when he wakes up he jerks off to a teen boy magazine in the back seat of his car, then goes home talks to his son about masturbating - asks the son if he wants him to teach him how, finds out from Johnny's father that johny is gay. Johny spends the night and sick twisted guy #2 drugs him then the next day you find out that he had the kid blow him.

Don't really know if there is a point - just filled with a bunch of fairly offensive - semi connected stories....

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
Don't really know if there is a point - just filled with a bunch of fairly offensive - semi connected stories....

You just described every movie ever made, ever.

What about Jon Lovitz' kick ass cameo?

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:04 AM

HAPPINESS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!... jeezz.. talk about tension.. i think i was ready to crawl out of my skin when the father is talking to the boy about masturbation....

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:06 AM

It's one of those movies that make people feel icky inside.

Like 'Requiem For a Dream' I remember when I saw that, people were getting up from the theatre and leaving.

Mr.Fiction · 05-07-2002, 03:10 AM

Happiness is awesome.

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
It's one of those movies that make people feel icky inside.

Like 'Requiem For a Dream' I remember when I saw that, people were getting up from the theatre and leaving.

requiem was tame.. i didn't see the shock value.. the best part was the mother's.. thats what made it a good movie. the rest was ho-hum.. seen it before...

Jak · 05-07-2002, 03:16 AM

"happiness" rocks.

Anyone see "Welcome to the Dollhouse"? That's another good one from the same guy. "Magnolia" is also one of my favorites (not from Todd Solondz).

Jak

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:17 AM

the video store guy told me how heavy happiness was when i went to rent it.. so i picked up "you've got mail" to wash my defiled brain clean with shitty hollywood bubble-gum pap afterwards

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
requiem was tame..

If you didn't get queasy when Jennifer Connoly was taking big black dick up the ass for a hit of H and her boyfriend was getting his arm cut off...

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:18 AM

magnolia was a lame attempt at something he doesn't have the talent to reach.. he should have stuck to marky mark banging chicks..

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:18 AM

where are your Thailand pics?
Glad to see you made it back!

Mr.Fiction · 05-07-2002, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by Jak
"happiness" rocks.

Anyone see "Welcome to the Dollhouse"? That's another good one from the same guy. "Magnolia" is also one of my favorites (not from Todd Solondz).

Jak

Welcome To The Dollhouse is brutal.

Have you seen Gummo? That movie is totally fucked up.

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:20 AM

I have to agree Magnolia sucked arse.

Gummo is from that freak who made Kids, right?

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

If you didn't get queasy when Jennifer Connoly was taking big black dick up the ass for a hit of H and her boyfriend was getting his arm cut off...

eh... like i've never seen a black guy fuck a white chick.. so it was for a hit?.. eh.. *shrugs* sounds like a good lead up for a porno scene.. and the boyfriends arm? i was more interested that they got pulled into jail for being addicts.. that sorta blew me away more than an infected needle hole..

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction

Welcome To The Dollhouse is brutal.

Have you seen Gummo? That movie is totally fucked up.

GUMMO! i was going to mention that and "kids" - worse then requiem.. maybe requiem was a bit "style over substance" for me.. and the whole addict thing just doesn't faze me.. they should have cut the kids out and focussed on the mother.. very very interesting..

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
eh... like i've never seen a black guy fuck a white chick..

It wasn't a black guy, it was JC and another hottie on the end of a nasty ass big black double ended dildo.

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:23 AM

is it a porno?

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:23 AM

i tend to enjoy pornos

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

It wasn't a black guy, it was JC and another hottie on the end of a nasty ass big black double ended dildo.

oh.. been a while since i've seen it.. all i remember was her doing it for the hit... which doesn't exactly faze me..

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:25 AM

Unfortunately no, it is not a porno, the closest thing Jennifer Connoly has done to a porno is that scene in Inventing the Abbots where you get to see her titties.

I wore a hole in that chapter of the dvd.

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:26 AM

theres only a few scenes i remember of her.. like when she's doing the double act (i remember now) .. but you've seen it all before.. it's the heroin cliche....

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:29 AM

i don't know.. i don't mean to argue that it's not shocking.. i guess i'd heard about how "bad" it was and when i saw it... it just wasn't that bad at all..

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:31 AM

definately not in the same league as "happiness" at any rate

*adds "inventing the abbots" to the home alone dvd list*

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
i guess i'd heard about how "bad" it was and when i saw it... it just wasn't that bad at all..

Then I'm guessing when you watched 'The Bad Leutenant' you were thinking, geez, this guy isn't THAT bad at all.

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:35 AM

what are these movies you people speak of?

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:36 AM

hippie movies?

boneprone · 05-07-2002, 03:36 AM

Russian?

jimmy3way · 05-07-2002, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
what are these movies you people speak of?

Do you even have cable?

Watching the Spice Channel through the wiggly lines doesn't count.

bhutocracy · 05-07-2002, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Then I'm guessing when you watched 'The Bad Leutenant' you were thinking, geez, this guy isn't THAT bad at all.

hey, just like with "a beautiful mind"

(i've never seen the bad lieutenant)

05-07-2002, 02:13 AM	#1
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Happiness Most disturbing movie of my life. I'm 52 minutes into it - and I want to be sick. This is a horrible awful - twisted - sick movie. You should Go Rent it!

05-07-2002, 02:30 AM	#4
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	I fucking love that movie!!! The opening scene is the best. That guy is creepy as a motherfucker. American Beauty was a cheap, un-ballsy rip off. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

05-07-2002, 03:06 AM	#8
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	It's one of those movies that make people feel icky inside. Like 'Requiem For a Dream' I remember when I saw that, people were getting up from the theatre and leaving. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

05-07-2002, 03:18 AM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	where are your Thailand pics? Glad to see you made it back! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-07-2002, 03:20 AM	#17
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	I have to agree Magnolia sucked arse. Gummo is from that freak who made Kids, right? __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	What is the story line?

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Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Watch Chill Factor - so bad it's good.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	HAPPINESS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!... jeezz.. talk about tension.. i think i was ready to crawl out of my skin when the father is talking to the boy about masturbation....

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Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Happiness is awesome.

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Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	"happiness" rocks. Anyone see "Welcome to the Dollhouse"? That's another good one from the same guy. "Magnolia" is also one of my favorites (not from Todd Solondz). Jak

05-07-2002, 03:17 AM	#12
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	the video store guy told me how heavy happiness was when i went to rent it.. so i picked up "you've got mail" to wash my defiled brain clean with shitty hollywood bubble-gum pap afterwards

05-07-2002, 03:23 AM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	is it a porno? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-07-2002, 03:23 AM	#22
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	i tend to enjoy pornos __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-07-2002, 03:25 AM	#24
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately no, it is not a porno, the closest thing Jennifer Connoly has done to a porno is that scene in Inventing the Abbots where you get to see her titties. I wore a hole in that chapter of the dvd. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

05-07-2002, 03:26 AM	#25
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	theres only a few scenes i remember of her.. like when she's doing the double act (i remember now) .. but you've seen it all before.. it's the heroin cliche.... Last edited by bhutocracy; 05-07-2002 at 03:27 AM..

05-07-2002, 03:29 AM	#26
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	i don't know.. i don't mean to argue that it's not shocking.. i guess i'd heard about how "bad" it was and when i saw it... it just wasn't that bad at all..

05-07-2002, 03:31 AM	#27
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	definately not in the same league as "happiness" at any rate adds "inventing the abbots" to the home alone dvd list

05-07-2002, 03:35 AM	#29
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	what are these movies you people speak of? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-07-2002, 03:36 AM	#30
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hippie movies? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-07-2002, 03:36 AM	#31
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Russian? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.