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  • MrIzzz
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    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    funny last names

    growing up i knew someone with the last name "Lipshitz" and just the other day i met someone with the last name "Cockshoot"



    what funny last names have you heard


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  • mazdaman
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    • Apr 2006
    • 435

    #2
    when i used to work on the phones selling windows i came up across mr nobody

    whats your surname please sir

    nobody

    nah im sorry sir didnt quite get that

    nobody

    ooo right, your joking right?

    no its nobody

    ooo well you have an intretsing name

    thanks, i also live in a house full of nobodies.


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    • Mrs. Lenny2
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      • Apr 2005
      • 1175

      #3
      I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Quackenbush.
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      • MrIzzz
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        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        Originally posted by mazdaman
        when i used to work on the phones selling windows i came up across mr nobody

        whats your surname please sir

        nobody

        nah im sorry sir didnt quite get that

        nobody

        ooo right, your joking right?

        no its nobody

        ooo well you have an intretsing name

        thanks, i also live in a house full of nobodies.


        haha buzz
        was it spelt that way?


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        • Screaming
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          • Feb 2004
          • 18972

          #5
          Went to school with Honey Bush.

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          • Dirty Dane
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            • Feb 2004
            • 9491

            #6
            I heard of a girl called Ivana Fukalot

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            • MrIzzz
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              Originally posted by Mrs. Lenny2
              I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Quackenbush.
              i like that!!!!!!! it sounds like a fake nick


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              • Ivana Fukalot
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                • Mar 2006
                • 2482

                #8
                Originally posted by Dirty Dane
                I heard of a girl called Ivana Fukalot
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                • ssp
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                  • Jan 2005
                  • 7990

                  #9
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                  • Niko Bimini
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2372

                    #10
                    I went to school with a guy named......................are you ready for this..............GAYLORD SICK!


                    I have my old year book to prove it. This poor bastard never had a chance in life. he is probably a sereal killer or something now!

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                    • Violetta
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                      • Jul 2004
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                      #11
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                      • Mrs. Lenny2
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                        • Apr 2005
                        • 1175

                        #12
                        Oh yeah, I almost forgot...my brother was in 6th grade with a girl whose name was Fannie Joder (pronounced odor). Poor girl.
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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          When I worked at the hospital years ago they used to page overhead a Doctor Slutzky quite a bit. "Morley Slutzky" was his full name. :D

                          My brother went to high school with a guy named Cornelius Pankratz,

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                          • potter
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                            • Dec 2004
                            • 6559

                            #14
                            potter

                            damn JK Rowling to hell

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                            • EdgeXXX
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 5816

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bimini
                              I went to school with a guy named......................are you ready for this..............GAYLORD SICK!


                              I have my old year book to prove it. This poor bastard never had a chance in life. he is probably a sereal killer or something now!

                              That's nothing, I went to middle school with a kid named Richard Head (aka Dick Head). I am not kidding and I too have the yearbooks to prove it. He ended up moving away because we would tease him so bad he would start crying .
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                              • Mrs. Lenny2
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                                • Apr 2005
                                • 1175

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EdgeXXX
                                That's nothing, I went to middle school with a kid named Richard Head (aka Dick Head). I am not kidding and I too have the yearbooks to prove it. He ended up moving away because we would tease him so bad he would start crying .
                                There was a police officer in my home town whose name is Richard Little. Everyone called him Dick. As it turns out, he was very corrupted. He had bribed so many women into giving him oral sex instead of getting a ticket. I was in the same grade as his daughter and she suffered so much through the entire ordeal.
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                                • MrIzzz
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22923

                                  #17
                                  these names must suck for the people who have em


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                                  • Mrs. Lenny2
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                                    • Apr 2005
                                    • 1175

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                    these names must suck for the people who have em
                                    Indeed...
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                                    • s9ann0
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                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 4873

                                      #19
                                      I know a guy called Mike Hunt

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                                      • czarina
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                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 10751

                                        #20
                                        how about badcock? there is a furniture stores chain in North Florida by that name.

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                                        • LittleSassy
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                                          • May 2005
                                          • 7402

                                          #21
                                          i know somebody whose name was 'Suck'...:

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                                          • d_train
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                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 1527

                                            #22
                                            it sucks to be him

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                                            • alec
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                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 1877

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mazdaman
                                              when i used to work on the phones selling windows i came up across mr nobody

                                              whats your surname please sir

                                              nobody

                                              nah im sorry sir didnt quite get that

                                              nobody

                                              ooo right, your joking right?

                                              no its nobody

                                              ooo well you have an intretsing name

                                              thanks, i also live in a house full of nobodies.


                                              haha buzz

                                              Nice conversation..

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                                              • tony299
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                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #24
                                                I knew a guy named Joe Hore ( it was pronounced whore) I always felt bad for his sister Mary.

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                                                • sniperwolf
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                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 17743

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by LittleSassy
                                                  i know somebody whose name was 'Suck'...:

                                                  and happens to be male
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                                                  • Hey You . . . I Know You!
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 1908

                                                    #26
                                                    At the probate court, I saw an index that had five people who came in at the same time (with the last name Virgin) to have their name legally changed to something like "Jones."


                                                    I once knew a girl with the last name "Wielobob" . . . and that was odd.


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                                                    • tristan_D
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 7865

                                                      #27
                                                      Gaylord Focker would be very funny
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                                                      • -=HOAX=-
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                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 4365

                                                        #28
                                                        Sharon peters
                                                        mike hunt
                                                        kay kohler
                                                        linus upwell
                                                        dick fitzwell
                                                        ron utzitch
                                                        willie b hardigan
                                                        rick o'shea
                                                        lacey thong
                                                        jack knoffigan
                                                        willy dewer
                                                        todd lerhumper
                                                        pastor round
                                                        ray pinchiks

                                                        I have a list of about six hundred of these....I dunno why. They're fun to think up I guess....
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                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 18314

                                                          #29
                                                          A friend of mine is called Richard Pulling, and we all know what richards get called for short, Dick.

                                                          Dick Pulling.



                                                          This is a true fact.

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                                                          • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 6269

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Bimini
                                                            I went to school with a guy named......................are you ready for this..............GAYLORD SICK!

                                                            SICK? yeah I have heard of that too, funny is when you ask him...
                                                            Are you sick, Sick?

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                                                            • Bob_cougar
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                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 1935

                                                              #31
                                                              this thread reminds me of Gaylord Focker

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                                                              • maxxx_fucktor
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                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                • 1498

                                                                #32
                                                                blame the ancestors for choosing such funny last names.

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                                                                • mazdaman
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                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                  • 435

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                  was it spelt that way?
                                                                  yeh it was!
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                                                                  • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 12745

                                                                    #34
                                                                    My surname is "Blackman"

                                                                    I hate it

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                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 30122

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ok I have had 5 last names myself and the worst one was my step-dads last name.


                                                                      Perreault


                                                                      I had to go through school with that name and no one could ever say it.

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                                                                      • GatorB
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                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 18208

                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • Yngwie
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                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 11118

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                          Ok I have had 5 last names myself and the worst one was my step-dads last name.


                                                                          Perreault


                                                                          I had to go through school with that name and no one could ever say it.

                                                                          looks like it's a french last name.
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                                                                          • TurboAngel
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 30122

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                            looks like it's a french last name.
                                                                            It is, my birth last name was Trigiani, very Italian.


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                                                                            • escorpio
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 23482

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I knew a girl named Amy Semen that fucked her weight in guys.
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                                                                              • palladin
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 97

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I used to work in an american bank in London and dealt with a guy in the head office called Lewis J. Wanker (he pronounced it Vanker). Didnt seem to mean anything to the yanks at the time but all us Brits used to piss ourselves when his name was mentioned. Turned out he shared an office with a guy called John Thomas. Strange but true.
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