Chuck Norris, at it again. - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 04-02-2006, 10:31 PM

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat chicken for professional reasons.

There's a video clip of him reading the original list but I forget where I saw it.

alec · 04-03-2006, 12:39 AM

These stuff always make me smile.

Dagwolf · 04-03-2006, 12:43 AM

I don't really get this; all I know about Chuck Norris' personal life is that he goes to restaurants in his pajamas.

Choppa · 04-03-2006, 01:11 AM

Chuck is the new Hoff

potter · 04-03-2006, 01:13 AM

lmao, when will this end

nick1980 · 04-03-2006, 02:18 AM

I've read it weeks ago...Still, it's funny!

BAKO · 04-03-2006, 02:20 AM

Guns dont Kill Peeple, Chuck Norris Does

abyss_al · 04-03-2006, 02:23 AM

sumphatpimp · 04-03-2006, 02:24 AM

is it just me or;
is Chuck Norris and that bounty hunter "the dog" related?
seems like they are from the same depleted gene pool.

FlogTheLog · 04-03-2006, 02:28 AM

polle54 · 04-03-2006, 02:33 AM

hehe

This chuck norris hype is crazy and fucking funny

it is so big that he can't deny it and he even went on tele to read a few of the best facts about himself

A MUST see

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html?74303028

BusterBunny · 04-03-2006, 02:48 AM

chuck norris advises all who read this to click this link

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/lamar/clap.mov

BusterBunny · 04-03-2006, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54

hehe

This chuck norris hype is crazy and fucking funny

it is so big that he can't deny it and he even went on tele to read a few of the best facts about himself

A MUST see

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html?74303028

that one is good too i saw it when it aired

d_train · 04-03-2006, 02:53 AM

and what does Van Damme has to say about this

u-Bob · 04-03-2006, 03:15 AM

Chuck Norris is just another Jack Bauer wannabe

maxxx_fucktor · 04-03-2006, 03:57 AM

Chuck is the real GFY superhero.

Vitasoy · 04-03-2006, 04:11 AM

I don't get the chuck mania.. but

Bigfuck · 04-03-2006, 04:33 AM

Chuck is a cool guy

XX_RydeR · 04-03-2006, 06:11 AM

Spunky · 04-03-2006, 06:21 AM

Chuckles

perfectodollars-gabrio · 04-03-2006, 06:26 AM

this is amazing! we have a radio show here in italy and they do this kind of jokes with Chuck.... really amazing and too funny, i didnt know that it was so popular worldwide !

Manowar · 04-03-2006, 07:14 AM

rollinOn20s · 04-03-2006, 09:03 AM

Chuck Norris Puts The 'FUN' In FUNERAL...!

G-Rotica · 04-03-2006, 09:08 AM

Chuck Norris is a piece of crap that wants to put prayer back in schools.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...gh%20schoo ls

Doctor Dre · 04-03-2006, 09:12 AM

The video is hillarious ! I love it lol

lelahosting · 04-03-2006, 11:06 PM

lol

always love this shit

skinnay · 04-03-2006, 11:14 PM

chuck norris doesnt have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway

Choppa · 04-03-2006, 11:14 PM

I was in Sedona today and saw an Arizona license plate keyring and it said Chuck....i was too scared to touch it

Bob_cougar · 04-04-2006, 01:44 AM

Chuck Norris stuff never fails to make me smile

soulbleed · 04-04-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

nice chain there chuck

designer_AFR · 04-04-2006, 02:35 AM

WWCND? what would chuck norris do?

nofx · 04-04-2006, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Chuck Norris is a piece of crap that wants to put prayer back in schools.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...gh%20schoo ls

UMM WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

abyss_al · 04-04-2006, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

chuck norris advises all who read this to click this link

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/lamar/clap.mov

Jim3k · 04-04-2006, 09:02 AM

LOL!
lol!!!!

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Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	Chuck Norris, at it again. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Chuck Norris doesn't eat chicken for professional reasons. There's a video clip of him reading the original list but I forget where I saw it. __________________

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