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nofx · 04-03-2006, 07:58 PM

like the ones that are always in hotel rooms that those gideon bastards leave..

I like to write things in them so when some religious tard opens it they will have their heart strings tugged and crushed.

anyone else here like to indulge in this same activity?

Jace · 04-03-2006, 07:58 PM

I have burned a few bibles in my day

i think I drew on tons of them when I was in catholic school

nofx · 04-03-2006, 08:00 PM

nice, never burned one, I bet thats a pretty sight...

BusterBunny · 04-03-2006, 08:02 PM

perhaps just once

candyflip · 04-03-2006, 08:02 PM

I went to catholic school and hated it, so yes...I have.

Dirty F · 04-03-2006, 08:03 PM

Im seriously considering buying one to place next to the toilet. And im not gonna use it to read.

04-03-2006, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im seriously considering buying one to place next to the toilet. And im not gonna use it to read.

Hahahaha!

High Plains Drifter · 04-03-2006, 08:05 PM

The first thing that came to mind, of course...

I wish I could find some pictures from inside the album cover - that's some damn fine bible desecration!

nofx · 04-03-2006, 08:06 PM

" I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me "

i <3 slayer

SmokeyTheBear · 04-03-2006, 08:07 PM

i certainly wouldnt deface it and leave it . I have to admit i smoked a joint with some bible paper , but we used a blank page.. and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language, and again i didnt leave it as an insult to others , i used it because i had to

Matt Collins · 04-03-2006, 08:07 PM

I heard that Revelations makes for good rolling papers, but don't quote me on that...

Matt

fris · 04-03-2006, 08:08 PM

http://www.biblesexstories.com/

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-03-2006, 08:09 PM

no and i dont intend to.

Dirty F · 04-03-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language,

Hahah what a stupid ass excuse hahaha. Hell speaks any language Smokey!

alec · 04-03-2006, 08:13 PM

With respect to my family's belief, I never burnt bibles..

czarina · 04-03-2006, 08:15 PM

You are going straight to HELL.

No I have never done that, as I feel I dont have the right to tell them that they are wrong. It is my beliefe and they have thiers.

chupacabra · 04-03-2006, 08:16 PM

many, many times... mostly for rolling joints in a pinch, but other times out f sheer avarice (half-irish, went to catholic school in dublin as a child... AND AM ALSO LEFT-HANDED!).

i recommend revelations or ezekiel for a good mind-bending high..

SmokeyTheBear · 04-03-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Hahah what a stupid ass excuse hahaha. Hell speaks any language Smokey!

lol frankly i think god wouldnt want me to shit without toilet paper.. my god would certainly be nice enough to have some common sense..

I just hope i dont have to convince old whats his name at the pearly gates ( hope he doesnt mind if i forget his name either )

BSleazy · 04-03-2006, 08:18 PM

This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more

ElvisManson · 04-03-2006, 08:19 PM

the ink from my first tattoo was made from bible paper ashes and water.

I think it was from the part of the bible that talked about the number of the beast that we burnt....but my memory is a little hazy....lol

nofx · 04-03-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more

so if we all started going to church weekly, reading the bible and stopped defacing/burning/destroying bibles they would like us more ?

lol please

High Plains Drifter · 04-03-2006, 08:21 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

ElvisManson · 04-03-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more

if you really think that this thread is going to help the christian right work harder to stop us you must be smoking better shit that I am.

fetishblog · 04-03-2006, 08:25 PM

We used to rip out the pages and roll up some fat joints. Good paper. ;)

BusterBunny · 04-03-2006, 08:30 PM

Webby · 04-03-2006, 08:59 PM

Sheesh.. the mentality in GFY is below even the level of retard.

Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet

detoxed · 04-03-2006, 09:02 PM

I probably did as a kid in church. Today I believe none of what I was told..... never really did....

escorpio · 04-03-2006, 09:06 PM

heh, heh...true confession time...

I used to travel a lot. Before checking out I'd take a couple pictures from a Hustler and put them in the Gideon Bible.

Yngwie · 04-03-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

You are going straight to HELL.

No I have never done that, as I feel I dont have the right to tell them that they are wrong. It is my beliefe and they have thiers.

but they have the right to tell us (the ones that don't believe what they do) that we are wrong? Ok, so it's ok for them but not for us.. Fuck the religios brainwashed whackos. Heaven and hell is what you make of it. not what some fucking priest or whatever tells you. scare the people and have total control over them.. They are doing their job it seems. THEY are the most judgmental. Fuck them and the load their mothers should have swallowed.

The Truth Hurts · 04-03-2006, 09:28 PM

why stop at bibles?

BusterBunny · 04-03-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

why stop at bibles?

BSleazy · 04-03-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

so if we all started going to church weekly, reading the bible and stopped defacing/burning/destroying bibles they would like us more ?

lol please

No, I didn't say that.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-03-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Sheesh.. the mentality in GFY is below even the level of retard.

Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet

Isn't the mentality anywhere below the level of "retard" ?

Or are you saying everyone on gfy is a retard ( but you of course ) ?

Are you also saying the urine of "retards" (in public toilets ) isn't affected by gravity , thus would go straight and not in an arc like normal urine ? Just curious as to why you would think retard's urine wouldnt be affected by gravity , but only in "public toilets" , why would gravity alter based on the privacy of the toilet ?

Big Red Machine · 04-03-2006, 10:13 PM

Not that I would do it, but it makes for good rolling paper

Skillz Unlimited · 04-03-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i certainly wouldnt deface it and leave it . I have to admit i smoked a joint with some bible paper , but we used a blank page.. and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language, and again i didnt leave it as an insult to others , i used it because i had to

Sounds like you've done some time. How many years?

dissipate · 04-03-2006, 10:18 PM

This is pretty sad that you need to trash on other people's beliefs to that point. Not only is it disrespectful to someone else's religion to draw in or burn a bible, but it's also juvenile and shows that you have the maturity level of a six year old.

Monique Niccole · 04-03-2006, 10:20 PM

If it doesn't mean anything to you, why would you? You'd ignore it like any other book you don't want to read. Doesn't taking the time to deface it give it some power in your life? Seems more like you're trying to prove something.

High Plains Drifter · 04-03-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

This is pretty sad that you need to trash on other people's beliefs to that point. Not only is it disrespectful to someone else's religion to draw in or burn a bible, but it's also juvenile and shows that you have the maturity level of a six year old.

dissipate · 04-03-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Like I said, the maturity of a six year old.

Webby · 04-03-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Isn't the mentality anywhere below the level of "retard" ?

Nope... but if GFY is supposed to be a representation of the human race - it's the pits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Or are you saying everyone on gfy is a retard ( but you of course ) ?

Never said that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Are you also saying the urine of "retards" (in public toilets ) isn't affected by gravity , thus would go straight and not in an arc like normal urine ? Just curious as to why you would think retard's urine wouldnt be affected by gravity , but only in "public toilets" , why would gravity alter based on the privacy of the toilet ?

Duh?

The statement was - "Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet"

The implication being they prob are so infantile, momma may have tried, but never actually succeeded in teaching em to piss straight.

Gravity is not an issue

nofx · 04-04-2006, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

This is pretty sad that you need to trash on other people's beliefs to that point. Not only is it disrespectful to someone else's religion to draw in or burn a bible, but it's also juvenile and shows that you have the maturity level of a six year old.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

If it doesn't mean anything to you, why would you? You'd ignore it like any other book you don't want to read. Doesn't taking the time to deface it give it some power in your life? Seems more like you're trying to prove something.

nofx · 04-04-2006, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

http://www.biblesexstories.com/

hahahaha nice.

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

why stop at bibles?

because I hardly ever see the book of mormon left in a hotel room...

Bob_cougar · 04-04-2006, 12:28 AM

i may disagree with the bible at times, but burning it would be the last thing that i will do

potter · 04-04-2006, 12:32 AM

hasn't everyone ripped out page 420 to roll a joint?

SmokeyTheBear · 04-04-2006, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Nope... but if GFY is supposed to be a representation of the human race - it's the pits.

gfy isn't a representation of the human race nor is it supposed to be

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

Never said that.

never said nor implied you did , hence the question.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

The statement was - "Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet"

The implication being they prob are so infantile, momma may have tried, but never actually succeeded in teaching em to piss straight.

Gravity is not an issue

If your peeing in a straight line , then of course gravity is not an issue, thats kind of the issue, a person can't possibly pee in a straight line unless they were in an environment lacking gravity, so since a regular person cant pee in a straight line its no wonder a retard can't . and you failed to address why a public facility would be any different than a private facility in terms of gravity and the arcage of urine..

Webby · 04-04-2006, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

gfy isn't a representation of the human race nor is it supposed to be

never said nor implied you did , hence the question.

If your peeing in a straight line , then of course gravity is not an issue, thats kind of the issue, a person can't possibly pee in a straight line unless they were in an environment lacking gravity, so since a regular person cant pee in a straight line its no wonder a retard can't . and you failed to address why a public facility would be any different than a private facility in terms of gravity and the arcage of urine..

Is this mean't to be a form of dialog??

Ain't got time to bother answering..

BusterBunny · 04-04-2006, 01:50 AM

i live by one mans rules

Amysworld · 04-04-2006, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

like the ones that are always in hotel rooms that those gideon bastards leave..

I like to write things in them so when some religious tard opens it they will have their heart strings tugged and crushed.

anyone else here like to indulge in this same activity?

Something is wrong with you. You need confession... do not pass go and do not collect 200.. go straight to church.

BusterBunny · 04-04-2006, 02:24 AM

lets get this shit to 50 already

Amysworld · 04-04-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

lets get this shit to 50 already

50 sacreligious people burning bibles

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	anyone else here ever deface a bible ? like the ones that are always in hotel rooms that those gideon bastards leave.. I like to write things in them so when some religious tard opens it they will have their heart strings tugged and crushed. anyone else here like to indulge in this same activity? __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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