My library....

http://www.attracting-women.co.uk/pi...lete_guide.gifhttp://www.attracting-women.co.uk/pi...n_handling.gifhttp://www.attracting-women.co.uk/pi...Secrets_of.gif

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I see attracting women and attracting beautiful women are completely different courses. I bet the ballgag line is from the advanced class. :)

It's a WHOLE-nother course my dear...... :thumbsup

So share with the class what else you've learned. What do you say to a girl who bats her eyelashes across the room at you?

In your case the first move would be to get the huge ass girth out of the way..

Dude, chill. The topic has changed. Go with the flow.

Reading from the text...

"you dont say a word. You slowly walked over to her, lean your head slightly to the side of her face and speak softly into her ear," Hi there..."

I don't know if it works yet or not, I haven't built up the courage to try it. :(

is this turning into cyber sex now? the real thing is so much better but this is a good start.

Hmmm... I'd have to say that would be invading my personal space a bit before introducing yourself. But I guess you'd have to try it out to really see what happens.

:eyecrazy

Again, from the text...

"If a girl is batting her eyelashes at you its because she wants you to approach her. The odds that you would invade her personal space are slim - otherwise she wouldn't have attracted your attention to begin with..."

This can lead to wherever you want it do honey....

http://www.radiotbo.com/odyseo/espera/takehand.jpg

Good point. This is a pretty slick book you have! I'm sure 90% of GFY would benefit if you shared it with them. Shows would never be the same. No more threads like this one, at least. ;)

Are you showing me which hand you're using? Or..... ??

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I share only with beautiful women like you. Sadly, my peers are left to their own devices*.

I had to bring out the fleshlight myself for this thread...

All this ain't answering the thread!!!! Who is the woman? He likes her more than a LITTLE !!

I think the clues lies in the LITTLE

This is my favourite device at the moment.

http://www.womynsware.com/images/Realistic/throbF.jpg

I like texture. :)

OMG! I would love to see a pic posted of you and that "device" enjoying each other's company!

Ask and ye shall receive almost what ye asked for:

http://www.elli-nude.com/2006TGP/003...de_com-035.jpg

My fleshlight is now moving much much faster! :)

100........ :arcadefre

nana funk?

Why stop at one? Treat yourself!

http://www.sexapedia.com/pics/gayz.jpg

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Ramos told me that if you work the lid on the small end, you can get some interesting suction action going. :thumbsup

So wrong.. so wrong.

But at least Eric seems to be enjoying himself. :)

You just made my fleshlight come to a SCREECHING halt! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAH.... now i have seen two men in one bed but three.... this could be interesting...what about the shower?

Don't lie Donny, you know you were like...

http://spannow.adult.com/spooge.gif

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/C...en94shower.jpg

MY EYES!!!

:( :helpme :disgust


...That's it, this thread has officially taken a turn for the worst!

Ok, summary of this thread so far:

Sleazy wants to jump the bones of some girl at the Phoenix Forum, but he didn't.
Sleazy is slim and trim and quite able to jump girls' bones but he made good business instead.
Belinda and Spannow need lube.
Belinda and WiredGuy need lube.
Belinda likes my back dimples.
Donny likes my butt.
Spannow is shy with the ladies but has books to help him get over it.
I like my purple toy.
Donny likes his fleshlight (TM).
Belinda likes multiple-man scenarios.
Another geocities page is about to succumb to GFY hotlinking.

Are we all up to speed now?

Lets try STRAIGHT men in the shower LOL

that about sums it up I think :) but the mulitple men thing needs to have ME in there somewhere or it is just gay LOL

Actually it's from a page about Underwater Hockey Teams. :)

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/C...eam.html?20064

please kill me

oh that could be good to :)

I retract my previous statement. Spannow and Belinda do not need lube.

Happy now?

Is that from YOUR library pray tell Elli?

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No. The wonder of google. Search google:images (safe search is OFF) for "three men in a shower". It's on the third page of results. :)

But you're welcome to bookmark it for your own personal use. :)

Thx but I don't bat that way babe, plenty of folks around here who do though... :winkwink: