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Old 04-02-2006, 06:59 AM   #1
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Does this fucking moron actually expect to make sales with this pitch?

Yeah, I'm all over THAT.


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To: jimthefiend AT ********************

Subject: Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills ingredients are widely


You are a short man with a short penis.
Advanced Gain Pro can help you with the last issue for sure.
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:06 AM   #2
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Yes.......
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:09 AM   #3
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well

seems like he knows his clients









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Old 04-02-2006, 07:09 AM   #4
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Yes.......


Well you won't. You need to work on your sales skillz dude.
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:34 AM   #5
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hahaha owned
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:35 AM   #6
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It hit your inbox right?

Law of numbers says if he does that enuff it will produce a sale.
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:40 AM   #7
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well

seems like he knows his clients





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Old 04-02-2006, 09:00 AM   #8
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This is the last one I got.

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Message: You d0nhahaha8217;t know what is more important: penis length or girth.
Donhahaha8217;t doubt, ju$t get b0th w1th Penis Enlarge Patch.
After taking Pen1$ Enlarge Patch you will be able to reach your asshole with your dick.

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Old 04-02-2006, 09:03 AM   #9
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Creative always sells.
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:07 AM   #10
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:11 AM   #11
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:16 AM   #12
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Jim, the sender of that email is obviously phishing for small-dick-dudes looking for help for their problem.

What if he said: "You are a well-hung guy, but someone you know is probably hung like a gerbil. Please send him this email, thank you."

:D
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:16 AM   #13
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all i have to say is

your welcome ;)
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:29 AM   #14
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:41 PM   #15
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This is the last one I got.

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Message: You d0nhahaha8217;t know what is more important: penis length or girth.
Donhahaha8217;t doubt, ju$t get b0th w1th Penis Enlarge Patch.
After taking Pen1$ Enlarge Patch you will be able to reach your asshole with your dick.

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Old 04-02-2006, 05:42 PM   #16
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:49 PM   #17
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:51 PM   #18
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Jim, the sender of that email is obviously phishing for small-dick-dudes looking for help for their problem.

What if he said: "You are a well-hung guy, but someone you know is probably hung like a gerbil. Please send him this email, thank you."

:D
thats right.
that is why I forwared it to jimthefiend.
I thought it would help.
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