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04-01-2006, 02:55 AM
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I almost got killed doing an "April Fools" on the wifey....
Ok, so i took my wife to my dinner table and sat her down and said i had something very important to tell her.I told her that a couple days ago, her best friend had came over looking for her but she was at work and one thing led to another and i got a blowjob from her. You should've seen the fire in her eyes as she started shivering with rage..... so i had to say "APRIL FOOLS!!!" before i got my neck sliced in half.... she took the joke better than i thought she wood. she didnt laugh but she said she's glad it a jole or else i would've been dead by now. It was pretty funny to me though...lol
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04-01-2006, 03:07 AM
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too cool for highschool
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You should have added that a blowjob doesn't count as cheating anyway.
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04-01-2006, 03:09 AM
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Yea, i should of said that i didnt really cheat because she did to me, i didnt do to her...lol
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04-01-2006, 03:32 AM
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04-01-2006, 03:46 AM
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I guarantee it
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04-01-2006, 03:56 AM
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You really are lucky you didnt get killed! Glad the wifey took it well.
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04-01-2006, 04:14 AM
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lol that's a good one
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04-01-2006, 04:39 AM
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i have man boobies
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try pulling that same joke in july
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04-01-2006, 04:46 AM
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fuck no... I'd get shot. My wife is a country girl from Georgia so she knows how to handle a gun and both her mom and dad have concealed weapon licenses.... 
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04-01-2006, 04:50 AM
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You got lucky. She could have skewed with a steak knife. Very dangerous if you ask me
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04-01-2006, 04:53 AM
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04-01-2006, 04:54 AM
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thats why i told her it was a joke after i saw her eye start twiching... she's very pretty but also pretty scary when she's pissed
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04-01-2006, 05:12 AM
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next year tell her you fucked her mum & sister.
see if she still has a sense of humour then.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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