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Old 05-04-2002, 03:22 PM   #1
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Basic whining

I have been waiting for traffic to my site to appear from nowhere since febuary. Oddly so, my site hasn't grown by itself.
What the fuck? Life sucks. Should I do something about it, or quit this biz and go work at McD?

Fuck off all of ya. I'm pissed. How 'bout you?
I have multiple reasons to be very pissed, and I won't discuss them here, but I want to get them out of my system. Perhaps I should dig my boxing gloves out and go to my gym and punch some bag?

I already drank 20 beers.. didn't help.
I drove my GF out of the house. Didn't help.
What's the next step?
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:26 PM   #2
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suicide.
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:27 PM   #3
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Feel free to whine in this thread, as I'm also sick of seeing whiny posts. This is my first whiny post, please forgive me.
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:27 PM   #4
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suicide.
Nah. I feel I must enhance the earths presence a while longer.
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:28 PM   #5
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I have been waiting for traffic to my site to appear from nowhere since febuary.
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:28 PM   #6
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You need gloves to work out on the bags? Hmmmm...
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:30 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:40 PM   #8
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yeah no shit, i got some stupid problems too....i'll whine with you:

...blah blah, life sucks...piece of shit....grrrr...... *sigh* screw everything, i'm going to bed
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:41 PM   #9
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I will let you blow me if it would help
lemme know
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:47 PM   #10
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lemme know
I doubt it. I'm not in the mood for cheesy small shrimp.
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:49 PM   #11
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but at least you managed to get wayyyy over 1000 posts on this helpful, polite and always interesting board
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Old 05-04-2002, 03:52 PM   #12
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but at least you managed to get wayyyy over 1000 posts on this helpful, polite and always interesting board
Yes. That will be the significant thing I ever did to the adult world. Thank you. Now I can rest in peace.

I've done postring for today. Vision is blurry.
If I don't take on Amp's suggestion... C ya later.
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Old 05-04-2002, 04:25 PM   #13
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I always thought you where doing better...
....than what?
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Old 05-04-2002, 04:35 PM   #14
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I already drank 20 beers.. didn't help.
I drove my GF out of the house. Didn't help.
What's the next step?
Ahhh.. but did you whistle a happy toon and wear your smiley face??
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Old 05-04-2002, 04:59 PM   #15
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I have been waiting for traffic to my site to appear from nowhere since febuary. Oddly so, my site hasn't grown by itself.
What the fuck? Life sucks. Should I do something about it, or quit this biz and go work at McD?
Make 10 more sites then you will have 10 times the traffic
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Old 05-04-2002, 05:53 PM   #16
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Make 10 more sites then you will have 10 times the traffic
I was gonna try that -- until I did the math. Turns out ten times zero is still zero.

j/k....
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Old 05-04-2002, 06:24 PM   #17
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You first mistake is that it is a waste of your time to multiply by 0

So let's try this: 10x0+1=1

Join us today and your math will be increased by 1

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