Mother buys DVD player from Wal-Mart and it's pre-loaded with porn - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 03-31-2006, 05:08 AM

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=4037970

This is fucked up man.
First TGP's, Then GUBA, now it's WAL-MART.

Too much free porn

XX_RydeR · 03-31-2006, 05:21 AM

Sooky bitch..

Im sure she's already watched it over and over.

GatorB · 03-31-2006, 05:25 AM

I bought a DVD player at Wal-Mart. Where is my free porn?!!!

"Wal-Mart encourages Shelley to return the DVD player to the store for a full refund. In the meantime, Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor. "

Counseling? Come on. How much could they have seen in a few seconds? Now maybe if it was German scat porn or something like that, but really.

Manowar · 03-31-2006, 05:32 AM

owned

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-31-2006, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

I bought a DVD player at Wal-Mart. Where is my free porn?!!!

"Wal-Mart encourages Shelley to return the DVD player to the store for a full refund. In the meantime, Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor. "

Counseling? Come on. How much could they have seen in a few seconds? Now maybe if it was German scat porn or something like that, but really.

She will now sue them, what bullshit.

sumphatpimp · 03-31-2006, 05:41 AM

she's a scammer

Violetta · 03-31-2006, 05:45 AM

hehe... lucky her

Basic_man · 03-31-2006, 05:53 AM

You american always sue people for shit like this..

Stallion · 03-31-2006, 06:08 AM

nice find.. lol

green-apple · 03-31-2006, 06:10 AM

what a bitch

Snake Doctor · 03-31-2006, 06:13 AM

Since Wal Mart is in porn now you know it's the end for us. They're going to put us all out of business just like they do all of their other competition.

They can get Chinese girls to do porn for $1 a day and no bathroom breaks.
We're fucked now

StuartD · 03-31-2006, 06:15 AM

Hmm... why didn't I think of that? I could'a threw in a porn dvd into my dvd player when I bought it too!

BlingDaddy · 03-31-2006, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

she's a scammer

Yep -

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Bettis is now exploring her legal options

Translation - Bettis is going to see how much she can get Wal Mart to pay her to STFU.

The Wal Mart Porn DVD loader strikes AGAIN! HAHAHAHHA You'll never catch me!

elitetec · 03-31-2006, 08:11 AM

She is sooooo lucky. Free porn.

tony286 · 03-31-2006, 08:29 AM

what a scammer lol Commercial dvds just dont start playing the movie there is a menu. lol I dont like walmart but thats bullshit.

Doctor Dre · 03-31-2006, 08:29 AM

Anybody with a brain would try to sue too

G-Rotica · 03-31-2006, 08:32 AM

"In a home where the focus is on faith and morals, the wrong purchase, Bettis says, stole her children's innocence. "

I wonder what price Wal-Mart will have to pay to give that innocence back.

leggs · 03-31-2006, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Since Wal Mart is in porn now you know it's the end for us. They're going to put us all out of business just like they do all of their other competition.

They can get Chinese girls to do porn for $1 a day and no bathroom breaks.
We're fucked now

Move to france....
The porn industry is seriously hurting over here and you damn well know that Walmart will never NEVER be able to open a single store in France.

Trixxxia · 03-31-2006, 08:46 AM

Seriously - the moment the government puts a cap on how much people could sue for, this nonsense will stop.

Normally - they don't 'go' on and start playing without a menu + I have to press play. Now the moment you install a new dvd player, do you not open up the slot to check if it opens and you slide in your dvd?

Another idiot trying to make a fast buck using their 'Belief in God' card. Puleez

Can I sue them for having to listen to their nonsense?

SilentKnight · 03-31-2006, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

what a scammer lol Commercial dvds just dont start playing the movie there is a menu. lol I dont like walmart but thats bullshit.

Exactly - thought the same thing while readin' the story.

The loss of "innocence" won't be due to seein' a few seconds of porn...it'll be watching their mother pull a cheap scam for money.

"Look kids...I have your college money now. Dinner's in the fridge...I'm off to bingo now."

BuggyG · 03-31-2006, 08:50 AM

exactly!!
normal.. logical people wuold test it out
see if the thing opens up

but then.. when you turn on dvd.. it does load up whatever is in the player
so she could have not know it was there

but i still say.. a scam.. anything to get a free lunch

BlingDaddy · 03-31-2006, 09:32 AM

Pure Evil · 03-31-2006, 09:40 AM

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"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

wtf? like what?

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Seriously - the moment the government puts a cap on how much people could sue for, this nonsense will stop. Normally - they don't 'go' on and start playing without a menu + I have to press play. Now the moment you install a new dvd player, do you not open up the slot to check if it opens and you slide in your dvd? Another idiot trying to make a fast buck using their 'Belief in God' card. Puleez Can I sue them for having to listen to their nonsense?

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BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	exactly!! normal.. logical people wuold test it out see if the thing opens up but then.. when you turn on dvd.. it does load up whatever is in the player so she could have not know it was there but i still say.. a scam.. anything to get a free lunch

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