Fact or Myth : Thailand Mouse Shows - GoFuckYourself.com

butterflybucks · 01-24-2006, 10:56 PM

I seen the thread of the Donkey Shows in Mexico, and thought I'd post to hear all the tall tales of Thailand.

I've perosnally witnessed:

1) Bananas (One time a guy ate it after she was done.....the crowd roared...pretty funny)

2) A Toad (Now we know the origination of warts....(haha j/k)

3) Darts (The crowd holds up oversized balloons while a Thai girl shoots these deadly darts at them to burst them in your hand. They miss ALOT)

4) Whistles

5) Razor Blades

6) Ping Pong Balls (similar to Winona Ryder's half time USO show)

7) Opens a bottle of Coca Cola

8) And a mouse/rat/gerbel creature of some sort which actually went inside and bit her while on stage. She ran off and that was the last time they ever did the critter show.

DWB · 01-24-2006, 11:08 PM

My first trip to Thailand I went to Patpong to watch a pussy show. I was one of the dumb guys to hold a balloon. The thought never came to mind that maybe she would miss, and I was in the back of the bar holding it right over my head.

9 inches off and I could of lost an eye. But think about tellin the story of how you lost your eye... hahahahaha

Well... I was in this sleazy bar in Bangkok where women shoot darts of their pussy across the room and pop balloons that guys hold over their head. I held a balloon and she missed it. I lost an eye.

DWB · 01-24-2006, 11:11 PM

I did see one incredible show where a girl stuck the ping balls in like they do now, but these had numbers on them. She put them in at random and dropped them out in ORDER... 1 - 8 or however many there were. True talent.

My first trip they were also sticking snakes inside them in one of the Patpong bars.

Those days are gone my friend.

tristan_D · 01-24-2006, 11:20 PM

I'm sorry but I really didn't get your point in this post of yours.

butterflybucks · 01-24-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

I'm sorry but I really didn't get your point in this post of yours.

Looking to hear about stories pertaining to Thai gogo bars and the inanimate objects they inject into their bodies to attract tourists.

DWB · 01-24-2006, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by butterflybucks

Looking to hear about stories pertaining to Thai gogo bars and the inanimate objects they inject into their bodies to attract tourists.

One thing that a few of them have injected into their bodies while at the bar is my semen. It doesn't happen often but every now and then if the club is just dark enough and the girl is just crazy enough.....

I don't know if this is to attract other tourists or not. Probably not, but it was hot anyway. Nothing turns me on like a dirty whore.

Doctor Dre · 01-24-2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I did see one incredible show where a girl stuck the ping balls in like they do now, but these had numbers on them. She put them in at random and dropped them out in ORDER... 1 - 8 or however many there were. True talent.

My first trip they were also sticking snakes inside them in one of the Patpong bars.

Those days are gone my friend.

Well they were not random then, there are no eyes in her pussy

DWB · 01-24-2006, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Well they were not random then, there are no eyes in her pussy

Ya never know. They do call it AMAZING THAILAND.

Kevin - The PNN · 01-25-2006, 12:12 AM

I bet Richard Gere would know.

JamesK2 · 01-25-2006, 12:14 AM

Can't wait for my first trip to Thailand this summer.

Heard some good stuff about it.

xclusive · 01-25-2006, 12:15 AM

Would love to see one of these shows

butterflybucks · 01-25-2006, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Would love to see one of these shows

Would be happy to give you the grand tour!

Persignup Qon · 01-25-2006, 07:19 AM

we have all had our amazing experiences... i've seen all these but i've missed the toad one. always strange though when ya think... is that sexually appealing?

well, i guess its the same premise as goin to the see some fake, 2-headed baby at a fair.

DWB · 01-25-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon

we have all had our amazing experiences... i've seen all these but i've missed the toad one. always strange though when ya think... is that sexually appealing?

well, i guess its the same premise as goin to the see some fake, 2-headed baby at a fair.

As nasty as it is, all men stop dead in their tracks when they see a woman stick ANYTHING in her cooter. I think it is a universal law or something.

Manowar · 01-25-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

My first trip to Thailand I went to Patpong to watch a pussy show. I was one of the dumb guys to hold a balloon. The thought never came to mind that maybe she would miss, and I was in the back of the bar holding it right over my head.

9 inches off and I could of lost an eye. But think about tellin the story of how you lost your eye... hahahahaha

Well... I was in this sleazy bar in Bangkok where women shoot darts of their pussy across the room and pop balloons that guys hold over their head. I held a balloon and she missed it. I lost an eye.

tony286 · 01-25-2006, 11:39 AM

darts out of their snatch too weird lol

DWB · 01-25-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

darts out of their snatch too weird lol

Your right. And I forget that sometimes. It's easy to take such a fantastic thing for granted.

Gianna_CECash · 01-25-2006, 11:56 AM

Seen the banana show and sex show in Amsterdam? Looks like I have to make my way to Thailand those shows sound pretty interesting.

Is there a special strip in Thailand that is similar to the red light district?

RevSand · 01-25-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

As nasty as it is, all men stop dead in their tracks when they see a woman stick ANYTHING in her cooter. I think it is a universal law or something.

I think you are right... if a girl is shoving it in her, a guy will stop and watch.. the wierder the object the more will watch!

mikesouth · 01-25-2006, 12:44 PM

DWB I wanna travel with you sometime

reliable · 03-30-2006, 04:54 AM

I've got www.pussytrick.com waiting for development

funniest thing I ever saw in those shows was RJ from camz.com getting chased around the bar by a banana wielding performer.. apparently he knew her

thaifan99 · 03-30-2006, 06:46 AM

fact - ive seen ribbons and fish too.

Reak AGV · 03-30-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gianna_SPACash

Seen the banana show and sex show in Amsterdam? Looks like I have to make my way to Thailand those shows sound pretty interesting.

Is there a special strip in Thailand that is similar to the red light district?

Hey Gianna babe,

Yeah in Thailand are many places similar to the red light district in Amsterdam, allthough these districs are much better and more explicite. In pattaya you have Walking street + 13 streets full of beer bars, blowjob bars, disco's & go go's

I've seen the pingpong balls, banana's and tried a shot at the rat show but they didn't show it no more..

u-Bob · 03-30-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

My first trip to Thailand I went to Patpong to watch a pussy show. I was one of the dumb guys to hold a balloon. The thought never came to mind that maybe she would miss, and I was in the back of the bar holding it right over my head.

9 inches off and I could of lost an eye. But think about tellin the story of how you lost your eye... hahahahaha

Well... I was in this sleazy bar in Bangkok where women shoot darts of their pussy across the room and pop balloons that guys hold over their head. I held a balloon and she missed it. I lost an eye.

hehe

Downtime · 03-30-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I did see one incredible show where a girl stuck the ping balls in like they do now, but these had numbers on them. She put them in at random and dropped them out in ORDER... 1 - 8 or however many there were. True talent.

My first trip they were also sticking snakes inside them in one of the Patpong bars.

Those days are gone my friend.

i'd have to see it to believe it

DWB · 03-31-2006, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

DWB I wanna travel with you sometime

Old thread but just saw it...

Anytime Mike. All you gotta do is holla.

The Ghost · 03-31-2006, 06:33 AM

Back to the thread title:

FACT, cause I was with ya when her pussy lip got bit! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

Though I can't confirm if it was a mouse, a rat or a hampster. I was pretty ripped. It was a rodent for sure

Manowar · 03-31-2006, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV

Hey Gianna babe,

Yeah in Thailand are many places similar to the red light district in Amsterdam, allthough these districs are much better and more explicite. In pattaya you have Walking street + 13 streets full of beer bars, blowjob bars, disco's & go go's

I've seen the pingpong balls, banana's and tried a shot at the rat show but they didn't show it no more..

01-24-2006, 10:56 PM	#1
butterflybucks Butterfly Bucks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bangkok Posts: 1,422	Fact or Myth : Thailand Mouse Shows I seen the thread of the Donkey Shows in Mexico, and thought I'd post to hear all the tall tales of Thailand. I've perosnally witnessed: 1) Bananas (One time a guy ate it after she was done.....the crowd roared...pretty funny) 2) A Toad (Now we know the origination of warts....(haha j/k) 3) Darts (The crowd holds up oversized balloons while a Thai girl shoots these deadly darts at them to burst them in your hand. They miss ALOT) 4) Whistles 5) Razor Blades 6) Ping Pong Balls (similar to Winona Ryder's half time USO show) 7) Opens a bottle of Coca Cola 8) And a mouse/rat/gerbel creature of some sort which actually went inside and bit her while on stage. She ran off and that was the last time they ever did the critter show. __________________ 100% Real Thai Girls - Tiniest Pornstar in the world Thainee.com & Dream Teen Tussinee.com Asian Teens, Asian EMO, Asian G/Fs THAI GIRLS WILD

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	My first trip to Thailand I went to Patpong to watch a pussy show. I was one of the dumb guys to hold a balloon. The thought never came to mind that maybe she would miss, and I was in the back of the bar holding it right over my head. 9 inches off and I could of lost an eye. But think about tellin the story of how you lost your eye... hahahahaha Well... I was in this sleazy bar in Bangkok where women shoot darts of their pussy across the room and pop balloons that guys hold over their head. I held a balloon and she missed it. I lost an eye.

01-24-2006, 11:11 PM	#3
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I did see one incredible show where a girl stuck the ping balls in like they do now, but these had numbers on them. She put them in at random and dropped them out in ORDER... 1 - 8 or however many there were. True talent. My first trip they were also sticking snakes inside them in one of the Patpong bars. Those days are gone my friend.

01-25-2006, 12:12 AM	#9
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03-31-2006, 06:33 AM	#27
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