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Jesus Christ The Lord · 03-30-2006, 04:42 PM

"Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Sounds scary doesnt it?

Would you walk into a forest fire or burning building for NO reason? Of course you wouldnt, but if you don't turn from your evil lifestyle thats EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING, ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE!

Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder. Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself.

You must repent and turn from your wicked ways.

You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies. You men must CEASE inserting your peniseses into the rectums of OTHER MEN and women. That's where the Aids comes from!

You don't want to die of the AIDS and go to HELL do you????

Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography.

Amen

BAKO · 03-30-2006, 04:42 PM

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Michaelious · 03-30-2006, 04:43 PM

i think you'll find the minds are already perverted

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BusterBunny · 03-30-2006, 04:44 PM

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aico · 03-30-2006, 04:45 PM

Fuck God, I am Satan.

CDSmith · 03-30-2006, 04:47 PM

I don't know about the rest of this filth, but God likes my sites.

He told me so.

bastardsquad · 03-30-2006, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Wait a second...

Will there be some hot sluts at this lake you speak of ?...

MichaelP · 03-30-2006, 04:52 PM

Ok then, maybe you want to send a preach over here so we can talk about our respective industries...

At least, us, we don't suck and fuck young boys

Jesus Christ The Lord · 03-30-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwebecexpo

Ok then, maybe you want to send a preach over here so we can talk about our respective industries...

At least, us, we don't suck and fuck young boys

I've been meaning to have a talk with them. It's just been a busy time for me what with all these wars and rumors of wars and plagues and famines and such. I need to learn to manage my time better.

PS. Tell Mel Gibson that I am NOT amused.

iWeb_Allan · 03-30-2006, 05:01 PM

why the hell did i enter this thread for, anyway? jeez

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MichaelP · 03-30-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

I've been meaning to have a talk with them. It's just been a busy time for me what with all these wars and rumors of wars and plagues and famines and such. I need to learn to manage my time better.

And your point is ????

jimthefiend · 03-30-2006, 05:06 PM

I don't think this is the real Jesus. The actual one has a higher postcount and a red title.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 05:07 PM

I want to be fuckin' saved n' shit..... where can I get an application to join your cult?

and do I get a cool orange toga or something as a sign on bonus?

CDSmith · 03-30-2006, 05:10 PM

Jesus Christ The Lord · 03-30-2006, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp

I want to be fuckin' saved n' shit..... where can I get an application to join your cult?

and do I get a cool orange toga or something as a sign on bonus?

You are preapproved my son. I just spoke with Lucifer and he's willing to trade you for the souls of three televangelists and "Creed".

Spunky · 03-30-2006, 05:11 PM

Put in a good word for me when I get there

JD · 03-30-2006, 05:11 PM

www.loljesus.com

bastardsquad · 03-30-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

I've been meaning to have a talk with them. It's just been a busy time for me what with all these wars and rumors of wars and plagues and famines and such. I need to learn to manage my time better.

minusonebit · 03-30-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder.

Thats good. There have been some people I want to kill, good to know that Gods OK with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself.

Yeah, but it converts so well. Even god can understand that, cant he? Its not really as bad as you say. God dosent like ass fucking and cock sucking and turns the other way, but ist not really so high on the list, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies.

Yeah, the mexicans figured this out. Good job. Now they are making more babies than we know what to do with.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography.

Nah, we leave that to the public schools and the Church. Oh, and of course, Republicans.

BusterBunny · 03-30-2006, 05:12 PM

EvilFubAr · 03-30-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

"Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Sounds scary doesnt it?

Would you walk into a forest fire or burning building for NO reason? Of course you wouldnt, but if you don't turn from your evil lifestyle thats EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING, ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE!

Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder. Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself.

You must repent and turn from your wicked ways.

You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies. You men must CEASE inserting your peniseses into the rectums of OTHER MEN and women. That's where the Aids comes from!

You don't want to die of the AIDS and go to HELL do you????

Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography.

Amen

So the hundreds of thousands of dollars this industry raised for 9/11, tsuami, and katrina reflief funds is wrong too?

We dont sell to children, parents need to step in there. You dont let you child buy guns do you?

Amp · 03-30-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

You are preapproved my son. I just spoke with Lucifer and he's willing to trade you for the souls of three televangelists and "Creed".

I'm a little aprehensive.... the last time I was "preapproved" was for a Discover card, and as soon as the balance transfer went through, they fucked me on the interest rate.
How can I be sure if I give up Creed that I won't get slapped with a Lameness Penalty three months from now?

MichaelP · 03-30-2006, 05:16 PM

Ok now... Who's that guy ?????

EvilFubAr · 03-30-2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp

I'm a little aprehensive.... the last time I was "preapproved" was for a Discover card, and as soon as the balance transfer went through, they fucked me on the interest rate.
How can I be sure if I give up Creed that I won't get slapped with a Lameness Penalty three months from now?

Jesus doesnt accept Discover.

CDSmith · 03-30-2006, 05:17 PM

tony286 · 03-30-2006, 05:17 PM

you have to believe in hell to go to it lol

BusterBunny · 03-30-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

just a punk · 03-30-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

"Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Sounds scary doesnt it?

Clowns here?

P.S. Dude, try to stop taking dope. Heroin will kill you one day..

Jesus Christ The Lord · 03-30-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

loljesusDOTcom

Stop posting those blasphemous links you little heathen bastard or I shalt be forced to smite the living shitteth out of thee.

Although I quite like this one.

loljesusDOTcom/submissions/loljesus_children_go_to_hell.jpg

Jesus Christ The Lord · 03-30-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp

I'm a little aprehensive.... the last time I was "preapproved" was for a Discover card, and as soon as the balance transfer went through, they fucked me on the interest rate.
How can I be sure if I give up Creed that I won't get slapped with a Lameness Penalty three months from now?

You don't understand my son. I agree to let Swaggart, Falwell, Graham and Creed rot in hell forever, and Satan gives the slot he has reserved for YOU to someone else.

BusterBunny · 03-30-2006, 05:24 PM

just a punk · 03-30-2006, 05:34 PM

Check this out: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0512/jesus.mov

NoCarrier · 03-30-2006, 05:35 PM

BusterBunny · 03-30-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

it was only a matter of time

Furious_Male · 03-30-2006, 05:41 PM

Whos alias is this?

the alchemist · 03-30-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I'm converting!

d_train · 03-30-2006, 05:55 PM

the third commandment says "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord your God in vain."

strike one for blasphemy for you

Pure Evil · 03-30-2006, 06:13 PM

of course im going to hell. i plan on taking over

Thomas1007 · 03-30-2006, 06:17 PM

Heaven or hell, I have friends in both places.

montythestrange · 03-30-2006, 06:22 PM

Religion is a crutch for the weakminded.

czarina · 03-30-2006, 06:41 PM

I can not believe that there are some people in this thread getting offended, and taking it seriously when it is obviously a joke, and a way to have a little bit of fun. Come on, guys! Lighten up!

Gerco · 03-30-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

"Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Sounds scary doesnt it?

Would you walk into a forest fire or burning building for NO reason? Of course you wouldnt, but if you don't turn from your evil lifestyle thats EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING, ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE!

Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder. Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself.

You must repent and turn from your wicked ways.

You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies. You men must CEASE inserting your peniseses into the rectums of OTHER MEN and women. That's where the Aids comes from!

You don't want to die of the AIDS and go to HELL do you????

Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography.

Amen

"DUDE! Your getting a HELL!"

tristan_D · 03-30-2006, 08:32 PM

he who hath no sin cast the first stone

God Almighty · 03-30-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord

"Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE.

Son, put down your cross and take a chill pill.

God Almighty · 03-30-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I don't know about the rest of this filth, but God likes my sites.

He told me so.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of porn, I shall wear no flip flops.

P.S. From now on, keep our conversations PRIVATE!

Dagwolf · 03-30-2006, 08:46 PM

Heaven for climate, Hell for company.

Dead · 03-30-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

Whos alias is this?

Lithium = the forthcoming of the religious onslaught.

God Almighty · 03-30-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

he who hath no sin cast the first stone

He who hath no sensibilities casts Sharon Stone.

oh yeah....FIFTY

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Jesus Christ The Lord Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17	You all are going to Hell. "Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". There you will burn FOREVER AND EVER in a LAKE OF FIRE. Sounds scary doesnt it? Would you walk into a forest fire or burning building for NO reason? Of course you wouldnt, but if you don't turn from your evil lifestyle thats EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING, ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE! Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder. Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself. You must repent and turn from your wicked ways. You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies. You men must CEASE inserting your peniseses into the rectums of OTHER MEN and women. That's where the Aids comes from! You don't want to die of the AIDS and go to HELL do you???? Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography. Amen

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