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AdPatron · 03-30-2006, 09:44 AM

Here is one I know...

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

CDSmith · 03-30-2006, 10:05 AM

Don't look up here for jokes

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

Manowar · 03-30-2006, 10:05 AM

hahha nice one

Manowar · 03-30-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

CDSmith · 03-30-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

RayBonga · 03-30-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

polish_aristocrat · 03-30-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

AdPatron · 03-30-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

psili · 03-30-2006, 03:19 PM

Two condoms walk by a gay bar.

One condom turns to the other and says,

"Wanna go in an get shit faced?"

buhdumdum.

*shrug*

Sam Granger · 03-30-2006, 03:22 PM

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it on again.

Vitasoy · 03-30-2006, 05:04 PM

Lol.. this thread cracks me up

Wordsforhire · 03-30-2006, 05:06 PM

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD" screamed the lawyer, "MY ROLEX!"

d_train · 03-30-2006, 06:32 PM

jokesbee got some of the funniest joke

PixeLs · 03-30-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

Ok, this one is funny..

AdPatron · 03-30-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordsforhire

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD" screamed the lawyer, "MY ROLEX!"

YourCubanMomma · 03-30-2006, 06:56 PM

How many Folk Singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five! One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.

iWeb_Allan · 03-30-2006, 07:02 PM

A woman bore twins. the 1st kid felt that the mother is giving extra attention to the 2nd child hence he put poison on the side of the breast where the 2nd child is feeding. the 1st kid woke up the next morning and found his mother weeping, their father died.

xNetworx · 03-30-2006, 07:17 PM

My dick is so big, girls don't know whether to suck it, fuck it, or feed it a peanut

tristan_D · 03-30-2006, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by iWeb_Allan

A woman bore twins. the 1st kid felt that the mother is giving extra attention to the 2nd child hence he put poison on the side of the breast where the 2nd child is feeding. the 1st kid woke up the next morning and found his mother weeping, their father died.

I got this joke as a text message from a friend, but with a different ending. It was their driver who died

J$tyle$ · 03-30-2006, 08:15 PM

A Prince, an Italian Playboy, and a Polish steward were stranded on a deserted island for 2 weeks as the only 3 survirors of a Party Yacht wrecked and sunk in a vicious storm ...

They were happy to be alive, and had become quite friendly in this short time regardless of their vastly different backgrounds. Also, as luck would have it they were able to live off the fruit found plentiful all over the island. They were stranded but things could have been worse.

One day as they were exploring the island they found an old dirty bottle. When they opened it up, out popped a genie that granted them all one wish.

First, ecstatic - the Prince wished to be back at his palace and to be catered to by his harem of 50 naked women and have a feast of all his favorite meals with great music, champagne and the return of his great wealth!

Poof he was gone!

Then, quickly and excitedly - the Italian Playboy wished to be back in the French Riviera so he could party with young women of wealth, get laid - and get back to the lifestyle he'd grown so accustomed to!

Poof HE was gone!

Last, the genie turned to the Polish steward and said "What's wrong? Why do you look so sad? You should be happy!"

The Polish steward said " I miss those guys already! I wish they were back here with me!

Poof ...

woj · 03-30-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

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.

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

iWeb_Allan · 03-30-2006, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

I got this joke as a text message from a friend, but with a different ending. It was their driver who died

hmm.. yours have a better ending though

gecko · 03-30-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

sniperwolf · 03-30-2006, 10:02 PM

lmao.. I love the toilet humour

Spunky · 03-30-2006, 10:03 PM

Great jokes..chuckled a few times

AdPatron · 03-30-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Definitely a great ad for the bathroom.

maxxx_fucktor · 03-30-2006, 10:44 PM

ROFL!

rodney25 · 03-30-2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

This is my pic of the day!!

alec · 03-30-2006, 11:13 PM

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Bdiddy · 03-30-2006, 11:15 PM

An industrious prostitute had a vagina surgically implanted in her hip...Why?

So she could make a little money on the side.

AdPatron · 03-30-2006, 11:32 PM

Brokeback Hobbits....

nick1980 · 03-30-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Don't look up here for jokes

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the joke's in your hand...

www.jokesbee.com :D

The pic says it all!!

03-30-2006, 09:44 AM	#1
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03-30-2006, 10:05 AM	#2
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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	A Prince, an Italian Playboy, and a Polish steward were stranded on a deserted island for 2 weeks as the only 3 survirors of a Party Yacht wrecked and sunk in a vicious storm ... They were happy to be alive, and had become quite friendly in this short time regardless of their vastly different backgrounds. Also, as luck would have it they were able to live off the fruit found plentiful all over the island. They were stranded but things could have been worse. One day as they were exploring the island they found an old dirty bottle. When they opened it up, out popped a genie that granted them all one wish. First, ecstatic - the Prince wished to be back at his palace and to be catered to by his harem of 50 naked women and have a feast of all his favorite meals with great music, champagne and the return of his great wealth! Poof he was gone! Then, quickly and excitedly - the Italian Playboy wished to be back in the French Riviera so he could party with young women of wealth, get laid - and get back to the lifestyle he'd grown so accustomed to! Poof HE was gone! Last, the genie turned to the Polish steward and said "What's wrong? Why do you look so sad? You should be happy!" The Polish steward said " I miss those guys already! I wish they were back here with me! Poof ...

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