Parking Ticket Excuses - GoFuckYourself.com

Pipecrew · 05-03-2002, 02:13 PM

Gonna fight this big one i got in court.... got any good excuses?

Evil1 · 05-03-2002, 02:19 PM

U were drunk?
Someone rammed you into a no parking zone?

how can u really fight a parking ticket?

maybe you were overheating and it was getting ready to stall and you decided wherever you parked was better then dying in the middle of the road.. a judge may cut you some slack.

TopCashQ · 05-03-2002, 03:17 PM

"But your Honor, I didn't know it was a fire hydrant - I thought it was a post-modern lawn gnome..."

Amputate Your Head · 05-03-2002, 03:23 PM

put it in the glove box... I've got thousands in there...

Pipecrew · 05-03-2002, 03:24 PM

I parked for like 2 minutes in an area where it says "no parking between 3 and 5" and I parked at 4:30 for no longer then 5 minutes... I came out and saw this freak putting a ticket on my car and I ran over and started freaking out on him and he was like " I didnt even give you the ticket, It was another bylaw officer" and I was like "are you for real??, I watched you" and he sorta hussled to his car, got in, rolled down his window like 2 inches and said "learn to read the signs boss" and sped off.

Allison · 05-03-2002, 03:25 PM

last year I had 3 parking tickets and got out of all of them.

there are many different ways to get out of them, I've used some of these before
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Simply explain that whoever gave you the ticket was wrong (this one really works).

You had gone in to get some change for the parking meter and they had given you a ticket in the mean time

You didn't see the sign because a tree or large truck was blocking it.

Some guy who looked like a parking attendant told you to park there.

There was no unloading zone and you had no choice

~~Alli

05-03-2002, 02:13 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Parking Ticket Excuses Gonna fight this big one i got in court.... got any good excuses?

05-03-2002, 02:19 PM	#2
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	U were drunk? Someone rammed you into a no parking zone? how can u really fight a parking ticket? maybe you were overheating and it was getting ready to stall and you decided wherever you parked was better then dying in the middle of the road.. a judge may cut you some slack. __________________

05-03-2002, 03:17 PM	#3
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05-03-2002, 03:25 PM	#6
Allison Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: http://www.topbucks.com Posts: 2,068	last year I had 3 parking tickets and got out of all of them. there are many different ways to get out of them, I've used some of these before - Simply explain that whoever gave you the ticket was wrong (this one really works). You had gone in to get some change for the parking meter and they had given you a ticket in the mean time You didn't see the sign because a tree or large truck was blocking it. Some guy who looked like a parking attendant told you to park there. There was no unloading zone and you had no choice ~~Alli __________________ Allison President TopBucks.com\| PinkVisual.com\| [email protected] Follow Me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/PV_Alli ICQ: 120353154 Check out PVLocker.com

05-03-2002, 03:23 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	put it in the glove box... I've got thousands in there...

05-03-2002, 03:24 PM	#5
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I parked for like 2 minutes in an area where it says "no parking between 3 and 5" and I parked at 4:30 for no longer then 5 minutes... I came out and saw this freak putting a ticket on my car and I ran over and started freaking out on him and he was like " I didnt even give you the ticket, It was another bylaw officer" and I was like "are you for real??, I watched you" and he sorta hussled to his car, got in, rolled down his window like 2 inches and said "learn to read the signs boss" and sped off.