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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: WA
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I hope my friend never needs a kidney and I happen to be a match...
Cuz she is shit out of luck! No blind dates for me ever again!
So I agree to go on this blind/double date with my best friend and we're sitting outside having a nice microbrew and totally relaxed about the whole thing. All I'm informed of is that my friends date is dark haired and super hot. All I know about his friend is that he has blonde hair and his friend told her he was good looking. We're sitting there and cracking jokes amongst ourselves and people watching when I see this truck pull up. A really hot looking hard haired guy is driving and this BIG FAT UGLY LUMBERJACK looking dude with blonde hair is in the passenger seat. I look over and start giggling and said sarcastically "Look Marie there they are"... As I'm giggling she stops giggling and her face turns gray with shock and she says "Oh my God I'm so sorry". My heart was in my throat cuz this is like 4 pm at this point!! AND they've driven TOGETHER. Ugh so anyway I had no choice but to make the best out of it and have a good time whilst shooting vibes of "Don't EVEN get any ideas" here and there. We ended up having a pretty good time for the rest of the night and doing a bit of interference phone calls from the bathroom to some other friends so a few others showed up later on to join us. Moral of the story, guys don't know when their friends are considered "good looking" or not. |
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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Moral of another story: girls TOO think ALL of their friends are cute or hot. :-)
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Montreal, Canada
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Ah well, be thankful you didn't go alone! I'm sure you were a trooper though and made the best of it
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: scottsdale
Posts: 7,880
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Ouch can't really blame your friend for that one as she didn't know
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: internet
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oy vey, how do you get yourself into these situations??
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Guys, if a girl says her friend is hot, she's usually pretty good. If a girl says her friend is cute, don't get your hopes up.
Its like when a chick calls you cute or adorable, they say it because they like your personality or something about you, not because you actually are cute or adorable, as if any guy wants to be either of those anyway! So a "cute" friend of a chick usually has some type of personality that the girl finds cute, not her actual looks. Now various women will chime in and tell me I'm wrong, even though they know I'm right! Muahahaha.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Moral of the story : People always try to bring friends on a date and most of the time it mess things up between YOU and your date
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: On icq: 85-483-060
Posts: 9,533
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hahaha poor girl ;)
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Us lumberjacks never get any respect.
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Location: WA
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter
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LumberJacks got good wood......lol sorry to hear it didn't work out.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: At the top of the food chain
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i did NOT look like a fucking lumberjack
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: WA
Posts: 6,754
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Thanks shap.. now don't lose that email I gave you!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
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oh.. what an awkward situation that will be.. but I'm glad you still enjoyed the time...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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heh damn, atleast you made the best out of it
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,964
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are you sure your date wasn't a webmaster
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 907
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A bit shallow dont you think?
Dude was doomed from the get go......... ![]() |
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