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Old 03-27-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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I hope my friend never needs a kidney and I happen to be a match...

Cuz she is shit out of luck! No blind dates for me ever again!

So I agree to go on this blind/double date with my best friend and we're sitting outside having a nice microbrew and totally relaxed about the whole thing. All I'm informed of is that my friends date is dark haired and super hot. All I know about his friend is that he has blonde hair and his friend told her he was good looking.

We're sitting there and cracking jokes amongst ourselves and people watching when I see this truck pull up. A really hot looking hard haired guy is driving and this BIG FAT UGLY LUMBERJACK looking dude with blonde hair is in the passenger seat. I look over and start giggling and said sarcastically "Look Marie there they are"... As I'm giggling she stops giggling and her face turns gray with shock and she says "Oh my God I'm so sorry". My heart was in my throat cuz this is like 4 pm at this point!! AND they've driven TOGETHER.

Ugh so anyway I had no choice but to make the best out of it and have a good time whilst shooting vibes of "Don't EVEN get any ideas" here and there.

We ended up having a pretty good time for the rest of the night and doing a bit of interference phone calls from the bathroom to some other friends so a few others showed up later on to join us.

Moral of the story, guys don't know when their friends are considered "good looking" or not.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:17 PM   #2
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Moral of another story: girls TOO think ALL of their friends are cute or hot. :-)
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:17 PM   #3
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Ah well, be thankful you didn't go alone! I'm sure you were a trooper though and made the best of it
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:20 PM   #4
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Moral of another story: girls TOO think ALL of their friends are cute or hot. :-)
hahahaha
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:22 PM   #5
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Ouch can't really blame your friend for that one as she didn't know
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:22 PM   #6
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Moral of another story: girls TOO think ALL of their friends are cute or hot. :-)
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:23 PM   #7
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oy vey, how do you get yourself into these situations??
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:35 PM   #8
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Moral of another story: girls TOO think ALL of their friends are cute or hot. :-)
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:37 PM   #9
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Guys, if a girl says her friend is hot, she's usually pretty good. If a girl says her friend is cute, don't get your hopes up.

Its like when a chick calls you cute or adorable, they say it because they like your personality or something about you, not because you actually are cute or adorable, as if any guy wants to be either of those anyway! So a "cute" friend of a chick usually has some type of personality that the girl finds cute, not her actual looks.

Now various women will chime in and tell me I'm wrong, even though they know I'm right! Muahahaha.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:39 PM   #10
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Moral of the story : People always try to bring friends on a date and most of the time it mess things up between YOU and your date
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:42 PM   #11
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hahaha poor girl ;)
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:05 PM   #12
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:08 PM   #13
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Cuz she is shit out of luck! No blind dates for me ever again!

So I agree to go on this blind/double date with my best friend and we're sitting outside having a nice microbrew and totally relaxed about the whole thing. All I'm informed of is that my friends date is dark haired and super hot. All I know about his friend is that he has blonde hair and his friend told her he was good looking.

We're sitting there and cracking jokes amongst ourselves and people watching when I see this truck pull up. A really hot looking hard haired guy is driving and this BIG FAT UGLY LUMBERJACK looking dude with blonde hair is in the passenger seat. I look over and start giggling and said sarcastically "Look Marie there they are"... As I'm giggling she stops giggling and her face turns gray with shock and she says "Oh my God I'm so sorry". My heart was in my throat cuz this is like 4 pm at this point!! AND they've driven TOGETHER.

Ugh so anyway I had no choice but to make the best out of it and have a good time whilst shooting vibes of "Don't EVEN get any ideas" here and there.

We ended up having a pretty good time for the rest of the night and doing a bit of interference phone calls from the bathroom to some other friends so a few others showed up later on to join us.

Moral of the story, guys don't know when their friends are considered "good looking" or not.
Shit that's too bad. I was going to have you work with our good looking sales guy Kevin. I guess i need to come up with another plan.
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:54 PM   #14
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Shit that's too bad. I was going to have you work with our good looking sales guy Kevin. I guess i need to come up with another plan.
I'll give you a plan! How bout starting with giving your good looking sales guy the password so I can get you these galleries
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:42 PM   #15
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LumberJacks got good wood......lol sorry to hear it didn't work out.
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:45 PM   #16
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i did NOT look like a fucking lumberjack
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:18 PM   #17
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Thanks shap.. now don't lose that email I gave you!
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:59 PM   #18
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oh.. what an awkward situation that will be.. but I'm glad you still enjoyed the time...
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Old 03-28-2006, 04:44 AM   #19
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heh damn, atleast you made the best out of it
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Old 03-28-2006, 04:49 AM   #20
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are you sure your date wasn't a webmaster
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Old 03-28-2006, 05:07 AM   #21
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A bit shallow dont you think?


Dude was doomed from the get go.........
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