AaronM: Serious question, how in the hell did you get so fucking fat?

**LadyMischief** · 03-25-2006, 08:07 AM

Here's a serious question for you Lord Nelson.

How the fuck did you survive childhood being such a fucking retard?

**SilentKnight** · 03-25-2006, 08:09 AM

Do the world a favour - go wait for a bus in the centre lane.

**AaronM** · 03-25-2006, 08:09 AM

I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

Any other stupid questions, troll?

**Lord Nelson** · 03-25-2006, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Here's a serious question for you Lord Nelson.

How the fuck did you survive childhood being such a fucking retard?

horsie says what?

**Lord Nelson** · 03-25-2006, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

Any other stupid questions, troll?

Whats it like to take a piss without being able to see your own dick?

**AaronM** · 03-25-2006, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Lord Nelson

Whats it like to take a piss without being able to see your own dick?

I wear Depends so I avoid such issues.

How is the shitty Camaro and pleather couch doing?

**HorseShit** · 03-25-2006, 08:15 AM

I could really go for some omaha steaks right now

**Jakke PNG** · 03-25-2006, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by Lord Nelson

Whats it like to take a piss without being able to see your own dick?

It's actually pretty fucking hard, especially when you're uncircumsized like me, first I gotta pull the skin back and then hope for the best. I usually miss the 2 first squirts before I get my aim into place. My bathroom smells like a public toilet.

**AaronM** · 03-25-2006, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

It's actually pretty fucking hard, especially when you're uncircumsized like me, first I gotta pull the skin back and then hope for the best. I usually miss the 2 first squirts before I get my aim into place. My bathroom smells like a public toilet.

Well now...There you have it.

I'm tellin you, bro.......Go with Depends.

**CaptainHowdy** · 03-25-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

My bathroom smells like a public toilet.

That usually happens when you piss on the sink

!!

**SleazyDream** · 03-25-2006, 09:12 AM

it takes a lot of work and money to maintain a round figgure.

I know. I have one.

**Hey You . . . I Know You!** · 03-25-2006, 09:21 AM

What is odd is that Lard Ass Nelson isn't exactly "in shape."

Sure he isn't a total fat ass, but he isn't "fit" either. Most people would never notice that soft fucker. He is the generic out of shape loser.

Worse yet, his alcoholism is the only thing that keeps him from BLOWING UP TO BE A MONSTER FAT ASS!!!

Keep drinking Lord!!!!

**sonofsam** · 03-25-2006, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by Lord Nelson

Do you just keep shoveling food into your face nonstop?

Do you consider food better than anything else in your life?

Didnt anyone care enough about you tell you to stop putting shit in your mouth?

I want to understand .

He scams people and buys food with the money

**vidvicious** · 03-25-2006, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

It's actually pretty fucking hard, especially when you're uncircumsized like me, first I gotta pull the skin back and then hope for the best. I usually miss the 2 first squirts before I get my aim into place. My bathroom smells like a public toilet.

\

**czarina** · 03-25-2006, 09:44 AM

Back off moron! Who cares about you and your opinions?
Anyway, nobody here is fat, we are just storing food for next winter.

**nico-t** · 03-25-2006, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by sonofsam

He scams people and buys food with the money

hahaa
weird that that issue has been silenced to death though..

**Peaches** · 03-25-2006, 10:03 AM

You have to LOVE good food and hate exercise

I happen to be a pro at both.......

**pornguy** · 03-25-2006, 10:08 AM

Hey Aaron. I would like to take this chance to insult you as well.

Your brain is fat!

incase you misses that one Lord idiot. there is much more to Aaron then his body.

**Jakke PNG** · 03-25-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

there is much more to Aaron then his body.

Yeah, he's bald too.

**Tat2Jr** · 03-25-2006, 10:41 AM

Aaron is pretty buff compaired to everyone else that lives in his state. Sure, he's a little plump for Cali standards, but in Oregon he's straight up beekcake.

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

That usually happens when you piss on the sink

!!

I'm too tall to piss into a toilet.

The sink is much more accessable.

**baddog** · 03-25-2006, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

Aaron is pretty buff compaired to everyone else that lives in his state. Sure, he's a little plump for Cali standards, but in Oregon he's straight up beekcake.

You've been there I see

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2006, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Peaches

You have to LOVE good food and hate exercise

I happen to be a pro at both.......

I'm holding out for a woman who loves food and considers the bedroom to be the exercise room.

Know anyone like that?

**X37375787** · 03-25-2006, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

It's actually pretty fucking hard, especially when you're uncircumsized like me, first I gotta pull the skin back and then hope for the best. I usually miss the 2 first squirts before I get my aim into place. My bathroom smells like a public toilet.

**AaronM** · 03-25-2006, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

hahaa
weird that that issue has been silenced to death though..

It has?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...5&postcount=15

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 03-25-2006, 09:59 PM

Aaron is a great guy that is smokin hot!

Hope to see you in Phoenix Aaron :-)

**Dwreck** · 03-25-2006, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

it takes a lot of work and money to maintain a round figgure.

I know. I have one.

I recall a comment you made that said something along the lines of bieng overwieght is a sign of success.

then I thought thats true, you eat the best meals, your confortable in your own skin, etc etc.

I thought it made sence at the time.

**Luc Lonely** · 03-25-2006, 11:00 PM

ArronM seriously needs help .

**CherryLipsRosa** · 03-25-2006, 11:22 PM

ArronM is just a fun person and he is sitting back and having the last laugh right now!!

CC · 03-25-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Dwreck

I recall a comment you made that said something along the lines of bieng overwieght is a sign of success.

then I thought thats true, you eat the best meals, your confortable in your own skin, etc etc.

I thought it made sence at the time.

Holy crap, I hope you are not serious. As far as eating good meals goes, you don't have to eat like a cow in order to eat a nice meal. It's all about portions. I had a truly gourmet dinner tonight, but did I eat like a fucking pig? Um, no. Portions are key. As far as feeling comfortable in your own skin goes, in my experience this is just not true for severely overweight people....they are just NOT comfy in their own skin, regardless of how much they pretend to be (they're just trying to convince themselves that it's true). My best friend is 50+ pounds overweight and she makes jokes about herself in order to make people THINK she doesn't mind being so large. I really pity obese people.....it's sad that they value their lives so little.

**SmutGiant** · 03-25-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Dwreck

I recall a comment you made that said something along the lines of bieng overwieght is a sign of success.

then I thought thats true, you eat the best meals, your confortable in your own skin, etc etc.

I thought it made sence at the time.

In certain times and cultures that was the case, when for the most part any form of meat could only be afforded by the rich. In North America, with all the cheap processed crap loaded with calories and saturated fat up the ass, the majority of people are becoming fat.

As you know I'm no toothpick either, but I'm working on it

AaronM: Serious question, how in the hell did you get so fucking fat?

AaronM: Serious question, how in the hell did you get so fucking fat?

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