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Quick Buck · 03-24-2006, 11:08 AM

Waaah... my conversions suck.

I keep seeing this shit... There are about 20 rock solid sponsors who have their shit together.. use one of them! Stop promoting fucking sites that are hosted on virtual hosting accounts and use the processor's affiliate program.

Waaah... my conversions suck today.

Stats fluctuate, unless you're sending 100 joins a day you really are GOING to have bad days. Ride it out you sissy!

Waaah... my conversions suck this month.

So change something up! Try a new sponsor, rotate sponsors, if you think a processor is the problem then try a sponsor who uses a different primary processor.. or beter yet use a sponsor who has their own merchant accounts!

Seriously, this isn't jack and the fucking beanstalk, you don't have to have magic to make money. Just look at what programs have been around for a long time, pick up their newest site and drop some links for it. If you don't make a killing, try a different site or a different sponsor.

I've seen gerbils push 10 different button's til they find the one that works, then they keep pushing it. If it stops working they push another one.

Are you newbies seriously dumber than gerbils?

JFK · 03-24-2006, 11:09 AM

which button do I push ?

Snake Doctor · 03-24-2006, 11:12 AM

Wow great advice. That wasn't self serving at all.

</sarcasm>

BlingDaddy · 03-24-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Quick Buck

Just look at what programs have been around for a long time, pick up their newest site and drop some links for it.

Yeah! Because programs that have been around a long time are ALWAYS the best ones to promote too!

green-apple · 03-24-2006, 11:16 AM

@JFK press <ESC> :D

DTK · 03-24-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Wow great advice. That wasn't self serving at all.

</sarcasm>

I was waiting for this

JFK · 03-24-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by green-apple

@JFK press <ESC> :D

repeatedly or just once ? Still no money in my account

seeric · 03-24-2006, 12:52 PM

haha. nice. i say that all time.

stats threads and posting them for ass sucking benefits are what pisses me off.

anyone who believes any stats threads and expects to do exactly the same as the person psoting them bad or good should turn off their computer and go work at walmart. LOL.

between the propaganda of them and the reverse, which is hating on the program by posting negative stats numbers i don't even believe anyone really gives any credit to stats threads. none of the veterans with real traffic do anyhow.

good post.

03-24-2006, 11:08 AM	#1
Quick Buck Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Free-Trials.......... Weekly-Payouts..... 100+Sites Posts: 1,026	I'm Sick of all you WHINING pussies!!!! Waaah... my conversions suck. I keep seeing this shit... There are about 20 rock solid sponsors who have their shit together.. use one of them! Stop promoting fucking sites that are hosted on virtual hosting accounts and use the processor's affiliate program. Waaah... my conversions suck today. Stats fluctuate, unless you're sending 100 joins a day you really are GOING to have bad days. Ride it out you sissy! Waaah... my conversions suck this month. So change something up! Try a new sponsor, rotate sponsors, if you think a processor is the problem then try a sponsor who uses a different primary processor.. or beter yet use a sponsor who has their own merchant accounts! Seriously, this isn't jack and the fucking beanstalk, you don't have to have magic to make money. Just look at what programs have been around for a long time, pick up their newest site and drop some links for it. If you don't make a killing, try a different site or a different sponsor. I've seen gerbils push 10 different button's til they find the one that works, then they keep pushing it. If it stops working they push another one. Are you newbies seriously dumber than gerbils? __________________ $50 FREE TRIALS! Every Day til 2008!!! Only at QuickBuck Last edited by Quick Buck; 03-24-2006 at 11:09 AM..

03-24-2006, 11:09 AM	#2
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	which button do I push ? __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

03-24-2006, 11:12 AM	#3
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Wow great advice. That wasn't self serving at all. </sarcasm>

03-24-2006, 11:16 AM	#5
green-apple Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 283	@JFK press <ESC> :D

03-24-2006, 12:52 PM	#8
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	haha. nice. i say that all time. stats threads and posting them for ass sucking benefits are what pisses me off. anyone who believes any stats threads and expects to do exactly the same as the person psoting them bad or good should turn off their computer and go work at walmart. LOL. between the propaganda of them and the reverse, which is hating on the program by posting negative stats numbers i don't even believe anyone really gives any credit to stats threads. none of the veterans with real traffic do anyhow. good post.