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StuartD · 03-24-2006, 05:59 AM

Hey.

I'm not a surfer, or a lurker, and I don't live in my underwear or eat nothing but fast food. I don't own a sports car, mansion or yacht, and I don't know Hugh or Larry, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a job, not a hobby. I make websites, not "pages"... I talk to people, not flashing icq #'s... and it's pronounced U R L... not earl... U R L.

I'm not lazy, I'm choosy. Lugging around cast iron and lumber sounds nice, but I prefer my office chair. Come the end of the day, I'm more exhausted doing 12 hours at my computer than I ever was doing 8 hours at the construction site.

Despite what you migtht thing, I don't want to infect your computer, I don't want to send you spam. I don't sit down every day with the intention of causing you grief or frustration. Not everyone who logs onto a computer does.

The internet IS information, the internet IS new technology and the internet IS what you use all the time and I'm proud to have my piece in a small little corner of it.

My name is Stuart, and I am a webmaster!

Lord Nelson · 03-24-2006, 06:01 AM

shut the fuck up.

StuartD · 03-24-2006, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nelson

shut the fuck up.

cry much?

cool1 · 03-24-2006, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Hey.

I'm not a surfer, or a lurker, and I don't live in my underwear or eat nothing but fast food. I don't own a sports car, mansion or yacht, and I don't know Hugh or Larry, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a job, not a hobby. I make websites, not "pages"... I talk to people, not flashing icq #'s... and it's pronounced U R L... not earl... U R L.

I'm not lazy, I'm choosy. Lugging around cast iron and lumber sounds nice, but I prefer my office chair. Come the end of the day, I'm more exhausted doing 12 hours at my computer than I ever was doing 8 hours at the construction site.

Despite what you migtht thing, I don't want to infect your computer, I don't want to send you spam. I don't sit down every day with the intention of causing you grief or frustration. Not everyone who logs onto a computer does.

The internet IS information, the internet IS new technology and the internet IS what you use all the time and I'm proud to have my piece in a small little corner of it.

My name is Stuart, and I am a webmaster!

Well that makes 2 of us

Downtime · 03-24-2006, 06:21 AM

kind of a gay rant if you ask me

Canibal-7 · 03-24-2006, 06:37 AM

Yup, who the hell made that up?

skinnay · 03-24-2006, 06:48 AM

my name is skinnay and im a webmaster also

Protein Pistol · 03-24-2006, 06:50 AM

fuck off noob

sorry I just can't help being offensive

hershie · 03-24-2006, 06:55 AM

Thank god for Al Gore.

seeric · 03-24-2006, 07:36 AM

Choppa · 03-24-2006, 08:12 AM

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Matt Collins · 03-24-2006, 08:14 AM

Sounds like the kind of customer I am looking for!!

Matt

Fetish Gimp · 03-24-2006, 08:18 AM

Cool .

DeadFidel · 03-24-2006, 08:27 AM

What would've been funny was to read that, and then ask..who am I?

nico-t · 03-24-2006, 09:14 AM

holy shit that was a lame post.

Tam · 03-24-2006, 09:16 AM

Boy, live where I live and have that rant, they will look at you like you have 3 heads. If you ain't out beating something up or shooting something, or driving thru the mud in your massive 4-wheel drive then you aren't a businessman.... LMAO

Web Lass · 03-24-2006, 09:17 AM

Werd.

03-24-2006, 05:59 AM	#1
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