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Sexsitesurfer · 03-24-2006, 03:43 AM

THE AUSTRALIAN ARMY
A letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad(Eromanga is a small town west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland).

Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all you gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!!

Blokes haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin', dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges - they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.

Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pickhandles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around about how bloody good it is.

Your loving daughter,

Jill.

ddfGandalf · 03-24-2006, 03:49 AM

I didnt read it, but sounds like fun :P

Sexsitesurfer · 03-24-2006, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddfGandalf

I didnt read it, but sounds like fun :P

I know how busy you are with moving at the mo gandalf. I forgive you.

Jhaffgina · 03-24-2006, 04:04 AM

Not to bad, learning to hide emotions and feelings.

Michaelious · 03-24-2006, 04:07 AM

Yeh dude, i liked it!

ddfGandalf · 03-24-2006, 04:17 AM

Okok....its quite good

Sexsitesurfer · 03-24-2006, 06:06 AM

Thanks Gandalf!

The white wizard approves.....

Downtime · 03-24-2006, 06:20 AM

lmao that is an awesome story!

LittleSassy · 03-24-2006, 08:01 AM

lol...gave me a chuckle

Quote:

Your loving daughter,

Jill.

madpayzz · 03-24-2006, 08:05 AM

yes ... friday... is there really a friday?

webmasters work 7 days a week, or else all our sites would go to shit.

Sexsitesurfer · 03-24-2006, 08:22 AM

There is a Friday, doesn't mean you don't have to work Saturday.... or play rugby Sunday!

03-24-2006, 03:43 AM	#1
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	Friday funny THE AUSTRALIAN ARMY A letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad(Eromanga is a small town west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland). Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all you gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Blokes haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin', dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges - they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pickhandles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around about how bloody good it is. Your loving daughter, Jill. __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

03-24-2006, 03:49 AM	#2
ddfGandalf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Budapest, Hungary Posts: 534	I didnt read it, but sounds like fun :P __________________

03-24-2006, 04:07 AM	#5
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Yeh dude, i liked it! __________________

03-24-2006, 04:17 AM	#6
ddfGandalf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Budapest, Hungary Posts: 534	Okok....its quite good __________________

03-24-2006, 06:06 AM	#7
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	Thanks Gandalf! The white wizard approves..... __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

03-24-2006, 04:04 AM	#4
Jhaffgina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 180	Not to bad, learning to hide emotions and feelings.

03-24-2006, 06:20 AM	#8
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	lmao that is an awesome story! __________________ #27024067

03-24-2006, 08:05 AM	#10
madpayzz Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 89	yes ... friday... is there really a friday? webmasters work 7 days a week, or else all our sites would go to shit.

03-24-2006, 08:22 AM	#11
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	There is a Friday, doesn't mean you don't have to work Saturday.... or play rugby Sunday! __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]