Washington Post's MENSA invitational (funny new words) - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-23-2006, 09:25 AM

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2005 winners:

CASHTRATION (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

BOZONE (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

CATERPALLOR (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

:D

Deej · 03-23-2006, 09:26 AM

Funny, so true too

PixeLs · 03-23-2006, 08:03 PM

Another words added on my vocabulary..

Nasty · 03-23-2006, 08:23 PM

Those are fucking great!

Pornwolf · 03-23-2006, 08:45 PM

I love all of em! Nice!

d_train · 03-23-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

this has got to be my favorite

XxXotic · 03-23-2006, 09:18 PM

hilarious

reynold · 03-23-2006, 09:37 PM

Merriam-Webster, Oxford, Roget and other dictionaries should be notified about this words.

Choppa · 03-23-2006, 09:48 PM

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alec · 03-24-2006, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choppa

How about
Forim: A Place people go to for an ass licking

I like this one!

Dagwolf · 03-24-2006, 01:41 AM

That's really funny! I'd like to take a shot at that contest.

03-23-2006, 09:25 AM	#1
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03-23-2006, 09:26 AM	#2
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03-23-2006, 09:18 PM	#7
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03-23-2006, 09:37 PM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Merriam-Webster, Oxford, Roget and other dictionaries should be notified about this words.

03-23-2006, 09:48 PM	#9
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03-24-2006, 01:41 AM	#11
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