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  • Shap
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    • May 2001
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    #1

    Shap's Business Lesson of the Day

    Shap's Business Lesson of the Day...

    Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

    Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......She said "The bastard used coins"

    Business lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
  • xclusive
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    #2
    lol thats a good one.

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    • avalanche
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      #3
      Very Nice!
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      • Jakke PNG
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        #4
        That's funny and sad at the same time
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        • MaDalton
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          #5
          wise words...
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          • IYP_Mich
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            #6
            Ahaha good one ;)
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            • WWF_JRock
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              #7
              Pretty dang funny
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              • xdcdave
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                #8
                lol nice!

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                • Nicky
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                  #9
                  hehe, nice one

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                  • Phoenix
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                    #10
                    very true and wise
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                    • Sexsitesurfer
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                      #11
                      I will call you Venerable Nagasena from now on, oh wise one!
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                      • Downtime
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                        #12
                        haha that was pretty good
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                        • MickeyG
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                          #13
                          that's pretty good, you should post these regularly

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                          • XxXotic
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                            #14
                            nice one
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                            • breaker
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                              #15
                              good one!
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                              • Mist
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                                #16
                                Well, the dude sure knew what he did, he he...
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                                • Doctor Dre
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                                  #17
                                  hahahahah

                                  Fucking awesome. He could have done it with $100 lol
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                                  • seeric
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                                    #18
                                    hahahaha. awesome shap! love it l;ol

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                                    • NickB.
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                                      #19
                                      hahahaahahah good one!

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                                      • FUCK J0EL
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                                        #20
                                        LOLLL

                                        Now that a lesson well lerned !
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                                        • Sosa
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                                          #21
                                          haha that is a good one

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                                          • King Adam
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                                            #22
                                            Makes you think .. don't it.

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                                            • Spoff
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                                              #23
                                              Brilliant, just BRILLIANT!
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                                              • digga
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                                                #24
                                                brilliant, and old.

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                                                • Manowar
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • Furious_Male
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                                                    #26
                                                    Good advice
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                                                    • Mefo
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                                                      #27
                                                      lol nice one

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                                                      • LiveDose
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                                                        #28
                                                        Haha, funny...

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                                                        • beta-tester
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                                                          #29
                                                          LOL, that was the great one Shap ;)

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                                                          • PixeLs
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                                                            #30
                                                            That is so funny!

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                                                            • HorseShit
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                                                              #31
                                                              awesome

                                                              I'm going to try it

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                                                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                                #32
                                                                that is very funny

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                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I liked that one..haven't heard that one before

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                                                                  • Rice_Master
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    always fun to read shap's thread hehe, thanks shap.
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                                                                    • digifan
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      That was cool, thanks for the laugh
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                                                                      • dissipate
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                                                                        • Nov 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        That one was a good laugh - thanks Shap

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                                                                        • Pornwolf
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Nice one Shap.
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                                                                          • MikeVega
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I just learned that very lesson a few weeks ago .. I wish you posted this a year ago ...


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                                                                            • fatal attraction
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              That's awesome!

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                                                                              • reynold
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                a lesson to live by! thanks for the laugh!

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                                                                                • czarina
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Funny. Makes me thing of our first visit to a Strip club in mexico. The single dollar is not a bill, it's a coin, and we were discussing what a bitch that would be for the strippers.

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                                                                                  • Series
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                                                                                    #42

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                                                                                    • Shocking
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I'll go to the bank tomorrow to get some coins and Ihahaha8217;ll make that proposal to some one i know.
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                                                                                        • Joesho
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          good stuff, Shap!!!!
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                                                                                          • Far-L
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by shap
                                                                                            Shap's Business Lesson of the Day...

                                                                                            Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

                                                                                            One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

                                                                                            Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

                                                                                            So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......She said "The bastard used coins"

                                                                                            Business lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
                                                                                            Have to say that I am a fan of your threads... either they are full of hotties or hot tips and sometimes both...

                                                                                            Going to add one that I learned from some folks from the "old country".

                                                                                            Two guys decide to open a business together and on their first day going to the new office they pass an apple cart. The one partner reaches out and grabs an apple and keeps walking. The other partner stops and asks "aren't you going to pay for it?" The other answers, "he has tons and he charges too much for them; i deserve a discount."

                                                                                            The partner looks at him briefly.

                                                                                            "I can't go to work today. In fact I can't go any day."

                                                                                            "Why is that?"

                                                                                            "Well if you are willing to steal an apple from him then what are you going to steal from me?"

                                                                                            If you are ok with people being dishonest to others then don't be surprised when you are on the wrong end of the deal with them too. Seems obvious... but I see more people burned in that way than any other.
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                                                                                            • alec
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Oh my, can't stop myself from laughing on that one!

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                                                                                              • rowan
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Variation on the first one...

                                                                                                A guy knocks on the door of his friends g/f's house. He cheekily asks if she would flash her tits for $50. No! Ok, how about $100? No! He then explains that no one will ever know, it's just for a second, they're inside with the windows covered. How about $150? So finally she agrees, and flashes her boobs, gets the $150. He leaves.

                                                                                                Boyfriend comes home... hey, did my mate drop off that $150 he owes me?

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                                                                                                • BobG
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                                  I just learned that very lesson a few weeks ago .. I wish you posted this a year ago ...
                                                                                                  I learned it last year. I figure I've got about a year to go before it stops haunting me. Lesson learned

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                                                                                                  • Bob_cougar
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i almost fell off my chair while laughing. ridiculous!

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