T.O. Signs with the COWBOYS!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Penthouse Tony · 03-18-2006, 02:13 PM

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IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens has gone from stomping on the Dallas Cowboys' star logo to wearing it on his helmet.

The reviled receiver joined the Cowboys on Saturday, signing a contract to play for Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells in what promises to be an interesting combination of strong personalities.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2374189

Head_Hunter · 03-18-2006, 02:15 PM

Wow......

Thumbler · 03-18-2006, 02:19 PM

Owens and Parcells? That will be interesting

Penthouse Tony · 03-18-2006, 02:24 PM

They might as well make both match-ups between Philly and Dallas Monday night games.

Stallion · 03-18-2006, 02:25 PM

TO is a cancer...

~Ray · 03-18-2006, 02:27 PM

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good bad

Penthouse Tony · 03-18-2006, 02:30 PM

Manowar · 03-18-2006, 02:31 PM

holy cow

wargames · 03-18-2006, 02:31 PM

Fuck ya Dallas Cowboys are gonna own next year

Penthouse Tony · 03-18-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wargames

Fuck ya Dallas Cowboys are gonna own next year

i hope not but they are going to have a good team.

Vitasoy · 03-18-2006, 04:48 PM

He'll obey in the first year and do really well, but he'll be a head cases again his next year

Chris · 03-18-2006, 04:53 PM

They are trying to get that quater back Young or something like that from college

T.O. is most def. a great addition to the roster

TurboAngel · 03-18-2006, 05:16 PM

I hope they have better luck with him.LMFAO

Alex · 03-18-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

They are trying to get that quater back Young or something like that from college

T.O. is most def. a great addition to the roster

Young is a horrible quarterback. He would do better as a running back.

MrIzzz · 03-18-2006, 05:35 PM

gooooooooooooooooooooooood riddance

lmfao

BobG · 03-18-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wargames

Fuck ya Dallas Cowboys are gonna own next year

Mark my word..... "He'll fuck it up"

FlyingIguana · 03-18-2006, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Stallion

TO is a cancer...

he'll thrive in dallas

gonna be interesting to see how the fans treat him tho lol

Kre8t0r · 03-18-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Yup! I also remember Roy Williams almost knocking him out of his shoes after that pic...LOL

They just traded one talented head case receiver for another, things should rokk in the big D next year!!

RF_Erick · 03-18-2006, 06:30 PM

TO's last ditch effort
If Parcels cant straight his sorry ass out.. nobody can.

Biggy · 03-18-2006, 06:49 PM

should've gone to miami where culpepper knows how to handle prima donna WRs and get them the ball. going to be a disaster in Dallas.

Penthouse Tony · 03-19-2006, 01:27 PM

i think T.O. will be humbled by last years experience. If nothing else he needs the money.

xclusive · 03-19-2006, 01:36 PM

I predict TO has a great year this year.

3piece chicken Dinner · 03-19-2006, 02:50 PM

TO will have a HUGE year, Parcells is a master at dealing with difficult personalities. As much as I love Keyshawn as a player he never ends up saying nice things about people he isn't currently with. You would be hard pressed to find him ever speaking ill of Parcells. TO is a very similar personality, Bill will handle it and the Eagles will pay. This is going to be great to watch.

Herb Kornfield · 03-19-2006, 03:13 PM

Leopards dont change their spots people.... Not even for 5 million.

TreasureBucks · 03-19-2006, 04:37 PM

to and keyshawn on the same team?

well, i said before, it will be interesting to see what kind of numbers they put up this year.

2 big wr's that can run across the field and make the catches and take the hits that come with those types of plays.

Lets just hope they dont get in a war over who the best receiver is on the team. LOL!! that sideshow will be interesting as well.

selena · 03-19-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

to and keyshawn on the same team?

Keyshawn got cut.

PixeLs · 03-19-2006, 06:21 PM

This is exciting! I'd love to see how he would work with his new helmet..

DavieVegas · 03-19-2006, 06:22 PM

they still will suck. Bledsoe is not the QB for a TO combo. TO will bitch and moan about bledsoe eventually.

Kre8t0r · 03-19-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by selena

Keyshawn got cut.

Keyshawn and quite a few good defensive players... Not sure how good the D in Big D will be this year...

Bledsoe and TO better score some damn points!

HDADULT · 03-19-2006, 09:19 PM

Good at least they didnt bring that bitch to Tampa Bay.

Penthouse Tony · 03-19-2006, 09:29 PM

he's going to be drafted in the top 3 for recievers in every fantasy league.

aico · 03-19-2006, 09:31 PM

Hip Hip Hooray!!! Go T.O.

I see a major record deal in his future.

"My name is Willie, Willie Beamen.."

Bastone · 03-19-2006, 09:36 PM

i use to like TO but now that he's with Dallas...I really hope he fucks up!!!
What is it with Dallas going after these controversial players?

alec · 03-20-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by tony_b

i use to like TO but now that he's with Dallas...I really hope he fucks up!!!
What is it with Dallas going after these controversial players?

A greater chance of surviving for this season I guess.

Slick · 03-20-2006, 07:42 PM

I've been a Cowboys fan for all of my life and I used to hate TO, but I think that having such a great talent on the team will definately be a good thing, I can learn to like him

In a way, I'm kinda sad to see Keyshawn get cut, because I think that he's a great receiver for when they need a big catch, but I'm sure that TO will take that role.

Slick · 03-20-2006, 07:49 PM

I read this quote over in an article on the Cowboys website and it definately makes sense.

"Owen's presence should reduce double teams on receiver Terry Glenn and create more space for tight end Jason Witten and running back Julius Jones to operate."

You have to wonder what other teams are gonna do now because most games they double team Glenn. Now with Owens, what are they gonna do, double team him to ???

Porno Dan · 03-20-2006, 08:07 PM

As a life long Redskins fan I am happy to see TO go to the Cowboys

He is a cancer and will ruin that organization.

I predict he will start his usual act of complaining and whining by week 6.

Penthouse Tony · 03-20-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

I read this quote over in an article on the Cowboys website and it definately makes sense.

"Owen's presence should reduce double teams on receiver Terry Glenn and create more space for tight end Jason Witten and running back Julius Jones to operate."

You have to wonder what other teams are gonna do now because most games they double team Glenn. Now with Owens, what are they gonna do, double team him to ???

Yeah as long as they don't let egos get between them they should be unstoppable. Pretty much Glenn will have to be the bigger man here if egos get involved as I'm not sure TO can.

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