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Damian_Maxcash · 03-19-2006, 10:45 PM

Massive Cyclone hits Australia - Cat 5

I used to live in the area it hit near Cairns and still have a few mates there - so I was a bit worried.

I tried calling for ages and finally got through - they are all as pissed as rats -

"Oh sorry Damo, we just got back from the pub - fucking great fun - Ill call you tonight, got some friends round - bye"

Im not sure they quite got the point of a Mandatory Evacuation Order - The pub is 500m up the road.

llporter · 03-19-2006, 11:12 PM

that sucks for sure

reynold · 03-20-2006, 12:18 AM

it really sucks!

FlogTheLog · 03-20-2006, 12:26 AM

us Australians can drink though anything ... rain hail or shire.... nothing will stop the boys from going to the pub to drink piss

alec · 03-20-2006, 02:02 AM

Stil, take good care of yourself man.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2006, 02:03 AM

we are not all like hat, i prefer to get shit faced on red wine

com · 03-20-2006, 02:04 AM

goddamn bog irish convicts! ;)

Nurgle · 03-20-2006, 02:08 AM

u may as well enjoy the storm

=^..^= · 03-20-2006, 02:21 AM

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2006, 02:42 AM

I love the way we Aussies deal with a crisis ....

;-)

nofx · 03-20-2006, 02:43 AM

I once saw a man named d00t rip a tree in half and drink the sap from it

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2006, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

I once saw a man named d00t rip a tree in half and drink the sap from it

With guns his size must have been a fucking small tree. Growing it in a pot was he ?

JuiceMonkey · 03-20-2006, 02:56 AM

yeah I saw on the news up in cairns "so what do you think of the storm"
"well fuck not much we can do, i figure ill just go drink a few and wait it out"

haha way too funny if the same thing happend in the states
"so what do you think of the storm?"

"Its all bushes FAULT! SEND US DONATIONS NOW!!!"

sweethotkayla · 03-20-2006, 02:56 AM

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2006, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sweethotkayla

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

Love him to death though, and being a fellow Aussie, he actually gets the "take the piss" humor...

nico-t · 03-20-2006, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

yeah I saw on the news up in cairns "so what do you think of the storm"
"well fuck not much we can do, i figure ill just go drink a few and wait it out"

haha way too funny if the same thing happend in the states
"so what do you think of the storm?"

"Its all bushes FAULT! SEND US DONATIONS NOW!!!"

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2006, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sweethotkayla

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

Oh, and you still missed the REAL point of the joke.

rotterdammer · 03-20-2006, 03:08 AM

whats wrong with having sex with australians??

Czech · 03-20-2006, 03:09 AM

It's a real shit!

I lived in Darwin for 11 years before coming to Europe in 1993 and went through 2 cyclones and yes we do have cyclone parties in the top end

www.6-chats-money.com

d00t · 03-20-2006, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sweethotkayla

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

I am going to cry

509Productions · 03-20-2006, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

we are not all like hat, i prefer to get shit faced on red wine

Yes, true... but for most of us, we like girls too, unlike you red wine drinking pillow biters!!

lol

wdforty · 03-20-2006, 04:21 AM

I think it's funny they were at the pub on a Monday afternoon, gotta love it.

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2006, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

I am going to cry

Into your beer I would expect.

ozmatt · 03-20-2006, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sweethotkayla

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

but its what he does with it that counts..... oh... ummm

d00t · 03-20-2006, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Into your beer I would expect.

Fabien · 03-20-2006, 04:56 AM

Cat 5 outchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hope it does do too much

FlogTheLog · 03-20-2006, 05:02 AM

Australians love to drink, David Boon achieved much fame and notoriety for consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney before the victorious Ashes tour that saw Australia regain the trophy after five years of English dominance

tornell · 03-20-2006, 05:32 AM

yeah, it really sucks

Damian_Maxcash · 03-20-2006, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

I think it's funny they were at the pub on a Monday afternoon, gotta love it.

lol - Thats what they thought the policeman meant when he said it was a mandatory evac - they thought he said - 'everyone head for the pub, its an emergancy'

jjjay · 03-20-2006, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

we are not all like hat, i prefer to get shit faced on red wine

well la de da your highness

FlogTheLog · 03-20-2006, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

well la de da your highness

OWNED BATTS , FUCKING OWNED

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2006, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

well la de da your highness

it was meant in a joking way,

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2006, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

OWNED BATTS , FUCKING OWNED

I am going to rape you flog

FlogTheLog · 03-20-2006, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

I am going to rape you flog

no need to rape me, you know you can fuck me anytime

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Mpegmaster · 03-20-2006, 06:47 AM

Australian cricket team rocks

But i say INDIAN TEAM IS BETTER

it won't be long before.....MCgrath and Warne retire and then australian bowlers will start giving away 450 runs in a one day match :P

biftek · 03-20-2006, 06:59 AM

think of it as them doing their civic duty , i mean those full beers/bottles flying around in cat 5 winds can do quite a bit damage , where as if they are empty , they wont do quite as much damage

what can ya do , no sense in pissing and moaning over it , might just as well get a drink in , could be your last

FlogTheLog · 03-20-2006, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster

Australian cricket team rocks

But i say INDIAN TEAM IS BETTER

it won't be long before.....MCgrath and Warne retire and then australian bowlers will start giving away 450 runs in a one day match :P

India better??? have you been smoking drugs?

We kill India all the time...

Yes McGrath and Warne will retire soon, but will still have soon very nice bowlers to replace then, well when i say replace i dont mean replace then in how good there are, because they both will go down in cricket History for been 2 of the best bowlers of all time

Czech · 03-20-2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

Australians love to drink, David Boon achieved much fame and notoriety for consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney before the victorious Ashes tour that saw Australia regain the trophy after five years of English dominance

What do you expect he is Tasmanian, we are all the same

www.6-chats-money.com

jjjay · 03-20-2006, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

it was meant in a joking way,

fair dinkum cobba

Raven · 03-20-2006, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I love the way we Aussies deal with a crisis ....

;-)

The irony is not lost in that statement, to paraphrase an Aussie.

georgeyw · 03-20-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster

Australian cricket team rocks

But i say INDIAN TEAM IS BETTER

it won't be long before.....MCgrath and Warne retire and then australian bowlers will start giving away 450 runs in a one day match :P

so you're forgetting about watson, clarke, symonds, lee, MacGill

Now they are just the current stock of *newbies* by the time McGrath and Warne retire there will be many more.

Also most of the talent is from our coaching/teaching methods. With experienced people like McGrath on our side they willl help to guide new up and comers.

ie warne has mentored Macgill and look how far his spin has come... food for thought - we have so much depth that every other team worldwide is trying to steal all our coaches and top players for top $

So to your giving away 450 runs - dream on sunshine - Our bowling line up consists of way more than just the likes of warne and McGrath!

Mpegmaster · 03-20-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

India better??? have you been smoking drugs?

We kill India all the time...

Yes McGrath and Warne will retire soon, but will still have soon very nice bowlers to replace then, well when i say replace i dont mean replace then in how good there are, because they both will go down in cricket History for been 2 of the best bowlers of all time

Oh please!!!!!

Shane warne never took wickets in the sub continent ! and he never will!

I agree Mcgrath is a great bowler

You kill india all the time.....in australia.......

Remember what happened in Kolkatta a while ago ??? We sent you guys back without anything......

Mpegmaster · 03-20-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

so you're forgetting about watson, clarke, symonds, lee, MacGill
So to your giving away 450 runs - dream on sunshine - Our bowling line up consists of way more than just the likes of warne and McGrath!

Keep dreaming brothaaa lol

Warne and Mcgrath can't be replaced! lol

Your fastest bowler got clobbered around the park for 200 runs in a test match with 1 wicket by the indian batsmen when they were there last ??? remember ??

Oh please don't call Symonds a BOWLER lol ,he is a great fielder and a good batsmen

Mpegmaster · 03-20-2006, 08:44 AM

Oh who can forget what happened in the Ashes!

Without mcgrath you would have even lost the 2nd test!

So basically your bowling attack is no good without HIM!

nico-t · 03-20-2006, 09:01 AM

wtf so aussies are bowling with bats? ive lost it in this thread

KRL · 03-20-2006, 09:19 AM

Biggest storm in 30 years. They're showing it on CNN right now. Looks like an atomic bomb hit.

EdgeXXX · 03-20-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

Im not sure they quite got the point of a Mandatory Evacuation Order - The pub is 500m up the road.

KRL · 03-20-2006, 09:23 AM

The new Florida.

georgeyw · 03-20-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster

Keep dreaming brothaaa lol

Warne and Mcgrath can't be replaced! lol

Your fastest bowler got clobbered around the park for 200 runs in a test match with 1 wicket by the indian batsmen when they were there last ??? remember ??

Oh please don't call Symonds a BOWLER lol ,he is a great fielder and a good batsmen

Symonds IS an all rounder - and he's proven himself at that this summer.

Of course they can be replaced. How long has warne been out of the one day team? Who has been taking the biggest wicket hauls all summer? Lee, Symonds, MacGill and now Clark.

As for the ashes - are you kidding me? ffs the Australian cricket team isn't like the English rugby team ie precariously built around 1 single player.

Face it - we have a side that has completely dominated cricket for years and years and we'll continue to do so for years to come.

Manowar · 03-20-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

Australians love to drink, David Boon achieved much fame and notoriety for consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney before the victorious Ashes tour that saw Australia regain the trophy after five years of English dominance

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Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	Australian cricket team rocks But i say INDIAN TEAM IS BETTER it won't be long before.....MCgrath and Warne retire and then australian bowlers will start giving away 450 runs in a one day match :P

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Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	Oh who can forget what happened in the Ashes! Without mcgrath you would have even lost the 2nd test! So basically your bowling attack is no good without HIM!

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